A cold joke about reading.

A cold joke about reading: every morning when the alarm clock rings, I feel that I have been shot! Sit up in horror, and then lie quietly. More jokes are in the joke column, welcome to enjoy!

A cold joke about reading (1) 1. Two women are talking about their children in college.

A: I send 800 yuan to my daughter every month, but my daughter always says that the money is not enough. I don't know what she did. It's really worrying.

B: My daughter never asks for money from home, which is really worrying.

2. A beautiful classmate in a wide-necked T-shirt was writing on the table during the self-study in the third night of senior high school. I saw my math teacher uncle rush over and tear off the black line wrapped around her neck. Don't wear headphones to listen to songs during self-study! ?

The beauty's face turned black: teacher, that's a bra strap.

3、? Through this period of self-study, I found that books and game consoles are inseparable. ?

? What do you mean?

? Whenever I play video games, I always think it's time to study; But every time I open a book and start teaching myself, I always think of playing video games. ?

4. Teacher Niu X's classroom requirements: This class is free to come in and out, you can quit at any time, you can go to cut class, you don't need to ask for leave, especially don't lie. I'm sick? Health is the most important thing. Don't drive this at any time? Unhealthy? A joke.

In order to hand in my paper, I went to Baidu to ask questions with questions, hoping to get some answers and hand them in together. At that time, I was full of expectations. Someone replied:? It's due tomorrow, so stop writing! ?

Cold jokes about reading (2) 1. Two women are talking about their children in college.

A: I send 800 yuan to my daughter every month, but my daughter always says that the money is not enough. I don't know what she did. It's really worrying.

B: My daughter never asks for money from home, which is really worrying.

2. A beautiful classmate in a wide-necked T-shirt was writing on the table during the self-study in the third night of senior high school. I saw my math teacher uncle rush over and tear off the black line wrapped around her neck. Don't wear headphones to listen to songs during self-study! ?

The beauty's face turned black: teacher, that's a bra strap.

3、? Through this period of self-study, I found that books and game consoles are inseparable. ?

? What do you mean?

? Whenever I play video games, I always think it's time to study; But every time I open a book and start teaching myself, I always think of playing video games. ?

4. Teacher Niu X's classroom requirements: This class is free to come in and out, you can quit at any time, you can go to cut class, you don't need to ask for leave, especially don't lie. I'm sick? Health is the most important thing. Don't drive this at any time? Unhealthy? A joke.

In order to hand in my paper, I went to Baidu to ask questions with questions, hoping to get some answers and hand them in together. At that time, I was full of expectations. Someone replied:? It's due tomorrow, so stop writing! ?

Cold jokes about reading (3) 1. Before, I regarded money as dirt; Nowadays, money treats me like dirt.

Touching porcelain is like playing chess. You think the other side is dead, people turn around and your car is lost.

3, this year, it is not easy to do things sincerely! In the most popular words, we want the boss's money and the boss wants our life.

4. The happiness mode of corrupt officials: sleeping in a bed with special power; Eat rice bought by public funds; Listen to your mistress speak sweet words to you; Play games with ordinary people!

Never argue with an SB, because he will pull your IQ to the same level as him, and then beat you with his rich experience in being an SB for many years.

6. It seems that all horrible things are three words, dead end, morgue, vampire, going to hell, mother-in-law, girlfriend and shopping cart. . .

7. The boss with whom you talked about money is a good man. Everyone who talks to you about your ideal doesn't want to give you money. . .

8. Language has degenerated into: lying in the trough (shocking), lying in the trough? (suspected), lying in the trough. . . (Touched), lie down! ! ! (angry), lying in the trough? (Surprised), lying in the trough HHHH (excited), lying in the trough ~ (happy).

9. Every morning when the alarm clock rings, I feel that I have been shot! Sit up in horror, and then lie quietly.

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