I want to find some humorous jokes, text messages are yellow, no.

AB Two children are fighting for their father, and neither will let the other.

My father is a gentleman.

So is my dad.

My father is a gentleman.

B: That's amazing! My dad is in a higher position. He is a "gentleman on the beam"!

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It goes without saying.

Lord Bao made the details of the murderer's crime clear, and the murderer had to nod and admit it.

Finally, the murderer said, "My Lord, there is something unknown about the villain. How do you know the details of my crime so well? "

"This is what our government saw with its own eyes."

"My Lord, it was dark and windy that night, and there was no one around."

Bao Zheng pointed to his face and said, "You know!"