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Scrat in Love

"Hadron, where are my things? . "I gave him a white eye. "I remember, here you are. I only know how to eat all day! " "His name is Yang Wenxuan. He is my best friend and a teacher. Because I love eating all day, I look chubby and happy. Plus his chubby cheeks and two front teeth, I always call him squirrel.

"This is your fault, we are good friends. Besides, it's not like eating your food for nothing. " He smiled. "Here, don't copy the name for today's homework." "Uncle, didn't you say don't mention it?" I criticized.

? We met in junior high school. Because he is pleasing to the eye, he has become one of my few friends. Now that I think about it, I feel cheated by his appearance. Another reason is that I think those so-called good students give me a bad feeling and are snobbish, except him. I belong to the kind of person who is smart but doesn't like reading, at least I think so. But the homework every day really gives me a headache, but the squirrel can handle it perfectly, but at the cost of buying him snacks every day, because my family once thought I was in love. I thought our life would always be so calm, but her arrival broke the peace.

? The first time I saw you was the most beautiful encounter in my life.

? Squirrel is a cheerful person, and I have never seen him pull a long face. And I also belong to that kind of heartless person. I like chatting with him when I have nothing to do, which makes us laugh every time. That day, we were discussing "the pursuit of life" in a "water class" as usual, and suddenly we heard the familiar voice of the head teacher outside. "I'll go, she won't come to do ideological work before the exam." I can't help but have a headache when I think about it. "Dead mice don't feel cold, and the more they get to the exam, the more waves they get." There is a squirrel's voice in my ear. "You said it yourself." He looked at me with a wry smile. I gave him a hard stare, and he immediately put away his appearance and pretended to be in class. I also picked up the novel in my desk and read it, trying to escape the coming disaster. Finally, the class was over and I walked to the door. This is the class teacher who came in slowly and waved and said, "Take a few minutes." "Come in," he waved to the door. "This is a new classmate." She can be said to be the most eye-catching girl I have ever seen, not because of her beauty, but because of her temperament, which gives people a feeling of being out of touch. I still remember what she looked like. "When we meet for the first time, let's introduce ourselves." The head teacher appeared that hypocritical smile on his face again. She glanced at the head teacher, then at the classroom, and said coldly, "My name is Li Ruoqing, and I was transferred here for some family reasons. Please take care of me for the first time. " I can't help but frown, even the head teacher is embarrassed. He gave a wry smile. "It seems that new students don't like to say more. Tell you what, Yang Wenxuan, let her sit next to you. Remember to help freshmen adapt to the new environment as soon as possible. " When I turned to leave, I suddenly felt very confused: "Hey, teacher, what should I do!" " But he never looked back. I was in a daze in my seat, and my mother was selling it for a while. "There is a vacancy in the back. I'll help you move the book. I will send you the novel. I'll send it to you after I finish my homework. What else can you do? " Squirrel asked with a wry smile. I was so angry that I couldn't speak. It took me a long time to squeeze out through my teeth. "I'll come by myself and wait for Lao Zi!"

? In this way, Yang Wenxuan and Li Ruoqing became deskmates, while I was reading novels in the back seat. In fact, I don't care about changing places, but I usually have less fun in class. Unlike me, the squirrel played the role of pistachio perfectly and got acquainted with her quickly. Therefore, we also got to know each other soon. In fact, she is not that kind of cold girl, just don't want to communicate with strangers too much. But in front of squirrels and me, it's completely different, just like the perfect switch between goddess and woman.

? However, a semester has passed, and both Squirrel and Li Ruoqing seem to have changed a little.

"Go running with me in the evening." The squirrel lowered his head and whispered, "Hey, didn't you always say that running is an anti-human sport?" I smiled. "In a word, go or not." He said impatiently. "The temper is not small, go for a walk, anyway, go for a walk if you have nothing to do." I shrugged.

? At night, there are a few stars in the breeze, not to mention that running that night is really suitable. That night, the squirrel didn't say much and kept running. I was tired after moving twice, but I ran for almost ten minutes.

? From then on, the squirrel often told me to run like a demon, and kept running until I couldn't run. That day we ran on the playground as usual, lying on the playground panting. "Wang Qiang, do you believe in fate?" The squirrel asked solemnly, then sat up and lowered his head, as if thinking something. "What's the matter, something on your mind?" He usually calls me Hadron and seldom calls me by my full name. I feel something is wrong with him. I no longer eat the snacks I bought. Always look in the mirror and drag me to run at night. "hmm." He didn't look up. I immediately became interested and told him about the beautiful sentences and some chicken soup articles in the romance novels I usually read. He lowered his head and didn't listen to me at all.

? Squirrel is in love, and the object of secret love is Li Ruoqing. This is the result that I came up with after several nights. Otherwise, it can't explain that this product doesn't eat snacks all day and asks me how to be elegant all day.

? Since then, I have had one more interesting thing in class-observing their every move. "Ha, ha, ha, you laugh me to death, you coward. She's all over your face. Kiss her! " "What do you know? Go and join in the fun. " He has a complicated expression on his face. "Hey, you don't really like her!" I made fun of him on purpose. "Do you think love has anything to do with me?" He stared at my eyes, trying to catch something from them. "I'm just saying, I'm not sure whether I love it or not." I turned away, afraid to look him in the eye. "Nothing, I know that a fat, short person like me who is good at nothing but studying can't count on love." He hung his head like a deflated balloon. I didn't speak and I didn't know what to say. I suddenly remembered Wang Xiaobo's words: All human sufferings are anger at their incompetence. This sentence should be very appropriate! I looked at the blind squirrel and shook my head.

? From that day on, squirrels became extremely sensitive, because a joke in the class couldn't lift their spirits for a day. I am also very helpless and don't know how to comfort him. Maybe only with her will I become the original squirrel again.

? I think I should do something to help him. I tried to find some ways to help him from the novel, but the novel was fabricated by the author after all. Although it looks beautiful, if you really imitate it, the result may not be so beautiful. I think I'm smart, and I'm helpless about it, just like Zhang Jiajia said: unrequited love is a person's shuddering.

As my best friend, I didn't give up. As the days go by, I have been thinking of various ways. Until one day I came up with a seemingly safe way, which almost changed the life track of squirrels.

? "Beauty, can you do me the honor of playing badminton together?" I pulled the squirrel to her side. She glanced at the squirrel with a strange thing on her face. Then she twisted to one side. "Well, I'm bored anyway." "You see the man has agreed. It's not awkward to play in class at ordinary times. How did physical education class become like this? " I turned and looked at the squirrel with a wry smile. "You ... I'm just tired." He blushed. "Well, don't tease him, that's his character." I gave them a bad look and shook my head with a smile. "Do you have a favorite boy?" I asked airily. She paused, and the badminton drew a perfect parabola from the air and fell to the ground. "I'm tired, you play." She turned and handed the badminton racket to the squirrel, who took it unnaturally. "Then you go to rest first, and we will arrive soon." "Well," she casually replied, turning to the lawn. I smiled awkwardly, and the squirrel glared at me and said nothing. Originally, I wanted to help them break the window paper, but their uncooperative led to my plan falling through.

? I never feel that unrequited love is bitter. Love for a person is hidden in the eyes, and through it, the world becomes better. This is what the squirrel told me. I asked him why he said you didn't experience it and you didn't understand. When I asked him, he smiled and shook his head, and his eyes looked a little dim. I have to say that learning is different, and I can't say such a thing after reading the novel for so long. But I'd rather believe this sentence, where did this child come from?

? But after that, I never dared to mess around again. It seems that the squirrel is taking this matter seriously. If I screw up, I will always be a sinner. Their affairs dragged on like this, and time passed day by day. Finally, the graduation season has arrived, and we are facing great pressure from the senior high school entrance examination. Even I put away my novels and took out my long-forgotten textbooks. Probably because they were about to part, they got along well in the last few days, and their feelings warmed up rapidly. I bet if she confessed, the squirrel would accept it. Things will never be as simple as they think, just like the squirrel's love, I will never understand what he is thinking.

? After the exam, we meet to play. That day should be the happiest day for the squirrel and the turning point of his love. After dinner, we went to a KTV and released the stress and youthful hormones of the past three years. I pushed the squirrel next to me and whispered, "Come on, if you don't come now, you won't have a chance in the future." He looked at Li Ruoqing, who was singing impudently, and picked up his glass and drank it fiercely. Just as he put down his glass, Li Reqing stopped singing and slowly came along. I pushed the stunned squirrel, implying that he was talking. "Aren't you going to let me sit here?" She smiled and said, "Come on, I'll make room for you." My heart is full of joy. "I'm just going to the bathroom, so you can talk first. I'll be right back." I turned my head, winked at the squirrel, opened the door and went out.

? When I came back again, only the squirrel was sitting on the sofa. I felt something was wrong and asked, "Where is she? Is she gone? " The squirrel nodded, took a sip of the wine on the table and said feebly, "Let's go, too. I'm a little tired. " I wanted to ask what was going on again, but when I saw him, I stopped asking.

? A few days later, the squirrel asked me out to dinner again. She didn't come this time, which made me wonder what happened that night. "You make me feel that our relationship is more than that, but it can only be like this." He said while drinking, "Do you know how sad I was when she said this?" Finally, he couldn't control himself and began to cry at his desk. "She ... something happened at home in the past ... high school is leaving." He choked. "I can't ... say it, just, uh-huh." "I saw disappointment in her eyes. She has been waiting for me to say it." The squirrel told me that when she left that day, she didn't look back. She must be a little disappointed. He was so sad that he wanted to go out and say I like you, but he didn't do it in the end. He said weakly, "I know why I am cruel, because I know that maybe only friendship can make us better forever." Although, I also want to ... but this time, I choose heartless. "

? Later, I was admitted to high school with squirrels. He is still a schoolmaster, and he has become slim, tall and handsome. Naturally, some girls like him, but he always keeps a proper distance from them. I asked him with a smile if he didn't plan to fall in love in high school, and he replied with a smile that I just had you. But I know that people who say they don't want to fall in love probably have someone in their hearts who can't get it.