5 jokes about mice! ! !

It is said that the17th International Sugar and Liquor Fair was held in the Indian capital, and wine elites from more than 100 countries gathered in New Delhi. At the same time, winemaking experts from China, the United States and the Russian met to hold a debate in templo mayor to compete. During the competition, the representatives of the three countries shouted loudly: only domestic wine is the most powerful. For a time, everyone was eloquent and spit, making it difficult for the judges present to judge each other. So, the American had a brainwave, grabbed a mouse on the ground and poured it down with XO. Then I saw the mouse stumble two steps and fall to the ground. Not to be outdone, the Russian immediately caught another mouse and gave it a sip of vodka. Before the mouse could stand firm, it collapsed to the ground and was unconscious. The audience and the judges saw it, and they thought they saw it at the moment, and the natural applause lasted for a long time. Seeing that the limelight was about to be taken away by others, at this moment, the representative of China unhurriedly picked up a bottle of Erguotou and gave it to a mouse. To their surprise, after drinking it, the mouse slipped into the cracks in the slate as if nothing had happened. The Americans and Russians burst into laughter, and the representative of China said, Ha ha, it killed us. What is the name of this wine? ! Just then, he saw the mouse come out from the crack in the slate, holding a brick in his hand and searching around: "Where's the fucking cat?" Where is the cat? "