Tell your favorite blind date that you are beautiful today, and she will thank you. How can I reply humorously?

Then you can give a funny answer, and you will know how to say it after reading these.

1. Laugh at the classic anecdote of breaking up. I often buy fruit at the fruit stand near my work and get acquainted with the guy who buys fruit. One day I bought fruit, and he suddenly said to me, "Sister, be my girlfriend, so that I can have free fruit to eat." Now the situation is that we broke up because he thought I could eat too much!

2. Laugh at the net every day and wait for your girlfriend downstairs in the girls' dormitory. I saw several sisters and a woman, wearing pajamas and holding rice, rolling buckets of pure water to the dormitory. . . When they arrive at the dormitory, they need to go upstairs. One of the very manly women picked up the bucket and shouted: Play the music. The girls nearby collectively sang: The man who controls this horse is mighty and magnificent. .

My girlfriend is very interesting and funny. My girlfriend is a lazy person. Every time I do housework, she always watches Korean dramas with snacks. I couldn't stand her for a long time, so I yelled at her, "Can't you see I'm busy here? Can't you come and help? " She was obviously scared, put down her snacks and walked to my side trembling. "Pa"-a crisp sound hit my hand.