Eat instant noodles and send friends to make a funny talk.

eating instant noodles and making friends are funny (Part 1)

1. Wait until two o'clock to transfer to Lianjiang. Eating instant noodles in McDonald's at the moving station, I feel that the waiter wants to kill us. hahaha. The customers next to us saw our instant noodles, and their hearts itched to buy them.

2. If you are hungry at night, eating instant noodles will really double your happiness! I like to eat instant noodles at night!

3. Fishing for gold wife: You can carry an explosive bag on your head, with freckles like a bird's nest on your face. The wearer is called Brother Sharp, and the income is barely enough to eat instant noodles. The house can receive water when it rains, and the car needs to run with your feet. If you fall in love with me at first sight, remember to leave your number.

4. When you are alone at home, you should have a sense of ceremony when eating instant noodles, and add a cup of 82-year-old iced coke.

5. What do you like? Love is a cheating meal that you only eat once a week. I promise to eat instant noodles if you say it.

6. I ate a lot today, but I was still too hungry to eat instant noodles at night.

7. I get up in the middle of the night every day to eat potato chips, instant noodles and biscuits. Why am I thinner than my normal diet? Come back fat, so that I can feel at ease.

8. Eat instant noodles immediately after eating ice cream, and it's spicy. Will you have diarrhea? It's urgent to wait online, and the instant noodles will get cold.

9. Girls who wear pajamas, wear hair, play computer games and eat instant noodles during the National Day holiday take a bubble

1. Jiang Lili Xian Ting and I really hope that we can still be happy when we eat instant noodles in senior three.

11. It's hard to eat without appetite every day, and it's hard to swallow hard. I don't like this feeling at all. I have a headache and dizziness. I don't know if I'm hungry. I'm listless every day. I really eat instant noodles made by my sister. Make me look like a normal person. I don't think eating every day is a pain.

12. why do I want to eat instant noodles at this time! My stomach is turning upside down, and it's a miserable batch.

13. I'm really greedy. I'm afraid I'm not going to be fat if I eat instant noodles with pickled chicken feet at night.

14. It seems that eating instant noodles in an air-conditioned room can't disperse the flavor. I lost it, but Hiro was really delicious. I ate bedding noodles this time.

15. I don't know when I got into the habit of eating instant noodles at 11: 3 in the evening.

16. Why is eating instant noodles late at night more satisfying than barbecue hot pot?

17. I don't feel guilty about eating instant noodles at night! Only full of happiness.

18. I ate instant noodles at night and made myself two eggs, added two pieces of cheese and a ham sausage, which was a sin.

19. Movies and popcorn, kebabs and cold beer, instant noodles and sausages, jiaozi and vinegar, I'm with you. .

2. As a result of not being able to eat, I am often forced to eat instant noodles at noon. Ahhh, I want to eat a big meal! Eating instant noodles and making friends circle funny talk (Part II)

21. The first time I made a green leather train, all the people in the car were crying while eating instant noodles, and ordered dry fried beef river, which was better than box lunch.

22. I had breakfast at 1 o'clock yesterday, and ate the remaining piece and a half of pizza. Then I was hungry at 3 o'clock, ate instant noodles and cooked noodles at night.

23. I want to buy shoes and beautiful clothes. However, the economy has restricted me from eating instant noodles today.

24. Never eat instant noodles with countless small oranges after midnight. You will have a great stomachache in the morning.

25. When I go back to my dormitory every day, I get so hungry that I can't stand the hunger and start eating instant noodles. Today is tomato noodles. That's enough. I can't do it without fucking support.

26. I'm confused today. Why is it better to eat instant noodles on the train than in other places?

27. I suddenly smell instant noodles. Roommates eat instant noodles and drink coke in the middle of the night. Why don't they gain weight?

28. When you get older, you will have a stomachache if you eat hot pot, swollen gums if you eat instant noodles, and still have a stomachache if you eat baked gluten.

29. After all, it's husband and wife. He waited for me after work late, and he didn't eat in the store at 7: 3 in the evening. He shared the joys and sorrows of instant noodles with him. Will he go on like this when he is rich?

3. Eat instant noodles alone in the dormitory. I finally didn't study at night, and the life of a single dog was really hard.

31. I hope I won't get fat when I get up tomorrow after eating instant noodles at night.

32. It's another time when it takes courage to get up. I have no time to eat in the morning, so I have to eat instant noodles every day. I really admire myself for living enough.

33. On New Year's Day, two or two goods drank too much wine, so you have to bet on eating instant noodles in public toilets. They struggled to eat two barrels, regardless of winning or losing, and as a result, a guy who was squatting next to him vomited three or four times, and his waist couldn't stand up!

34. I just drank a cup of milk tea, ate a meatball, a bag of potato chips, a box of instant noodles, a lollipop, three meals and a few bottles of drinks. How can I get fat?

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36. I have been struggling in the library for a long time. Do you want to go back for instant noodles? Let's arrange such a big event on Friday night.

37. The highest level of eating instant noodles is to look at China on the tip of your tongue while eating instant noodles.

38. Aries people can keep up with the times because they are independent and confident. Although the appearance of the sheep is very weak, the heart of the Aries is extremely strong. No one can accompany them to dinner, they can fill their stomachs with instant noodles, which is simple and fast. Even without love, they can fill their lives with work.

39. After coming back from work for the first time, I was so tired that I didn't want to move. I ate two bananas and didn't want to go down. I had the idea of eating instant noodles. It seems that I have been really tired recently! Eat instant noodles and send a circle of friends with essays. A complete set of copywriting sentences for eating instant noodles

Eat instant noodles and send a circle of friends with essays (1)

1. The first time I got up after midnight to eat instant noodles, because I couldn't sleep, I thought of some unhappy things, and the more I thought about it, the more uncomfortable I became, the more I couldn't sleep.

2、? I used to like instant noodles at home, but now I want to eat boiled spicy beef instant noodles with two eggs.

3、? Let's eat instant noodles together, but if you have a bite of me, you will never lose one.

4、? We agreed to go to the buffet when we save the money. Forget it. We will continue to eat instant noodles and drink rice congee tomorrow.

5、? The power went out last night. I had my dream candlelight dinner with two candles and a bucket of instant noodles.

6、? People really change, just like I used to like instant noodles and braised in soy sauce, but now I like hot and sour ones.

7、? Tie your hair, two laps are too loose and three laps are too tight. Take a shower, freeze to death to the left and burn to the right. Eat instant noodles, one barrel is too little, two barrels are too much.

8、? Takeaway can't be eaten. It's not safe. I don't want to eat in the canteen. It's unsanitary. At this stage, it's safest to eat instant noodles. I ate instant noodles for the second time this semester and took it from boss Zhou.

9、? Always have a luxurious lunch once or twice a month. It's really sad to eat instant noodles without mustard tuber every day.

1、? I can accompany you to eat instant noodles, rent a house and wear cheap clothes, but you have to remember that I am willing, not that I only deserve these.

11、? The highest level of eating instant noodles is to look at China on the tip of your tongue while eating instant noodles.

12、? When I was a child, I dreamed of eating instant noodles every day when I grew up. Hey, it really came true.

13、? How to eat instant noodles without hot water? A: Add some cold water to the instant noodle bucket and heat it in the microwave oven. It's also edible.

14、? I like to eat instant noodles in the middle of the night. It's so delicious. I used to eat instant noodles in my last life.

15、? When you are very hungry, people next to you are eating instant noodles, which is really desperate

16. I get up in the middle of the night every day to eat potato chips, instant noodles and biscuits. Why am I thinner than my normal diet? Come back fat, so that I can feel at ease.

17、? There are still many people who like instant noodles. I used to eat instant noodles because it was fast and cheap. Now eating instant noodles is a memory.

18、? I can accompany you to eat instant noodles and walk in the rain. Even if there is no bread in life, I still have a heart that loves you, but if you get it at all costs, you don't deserve to have love again.

19、? I want to eat instant noodles every time I watch Korean dramas. However, I feel sick every time I eat them.

2、? I have almost forgotten what rice tastes like. The eighth day of eating instant noodles ~ Eating instant noodles and sending essays to friends circle (2)

1. I'm so sorry. I worked hard and worked hard, and as a result, my children were reduced to eating instant noodles.

2、? I finally understand why chicks love instant noodles so much. If I come to ten boxes at a time, it won't be enough.

3、? I was just hungry, and as a result, my legs were scalded by just boiled water. I will never eat instant noodles again in my life. I finally understand what heartbreaking pain means. I suddenly want to eat instant noodles with eggs and have a glass of sake. I want to eat instant noodles because I'm hungry, and I want a glass of wine because I'm afraid I'm thirsty when I eat instant noodles ... < P > 5. I get up in the middle of the night every day to eat potato chips, instant noodles and biscuits. Why am I thinner than my normal diet? Come back fat, so that I can feel at ease.

6、? Eating instant noodles all the time will really make my face bigger. I'm bigger by one lap. Oh, no, two laps.

7、? I have to eat instant noodles tomorrow, like tomatoes. I want to buy three bags. Tomatoes are really boring. I'm so hungry.

8、? Be sure to have a good sleep tonight, don't eat instant noodles and don't play with your mobile phone. See you tomorrow.

9、? I wondered if it was inappropriate to eat instant noodles at home at this time, but then I thought that eating barbecue and boiling water on the roadside at this time was simply happy to fly, so the water was already on.

1、? When I eat instant noodles with mushrooms, I always add some Radix Isatidis to clear away heat and detoxify.

11、? Why do Koreans like instant noodles so much? I have to eat them every episode. Watching a TV series makes me hungry.

12、? I cherish the days when I eat instant noodles. I seldom eat them, so I think they are delicious. I take a bite carefully.

13、? At this point, I stood in front of the kettle and wondered if I wanted to eat instant noodles. After hesitating for a long time, another voice in my heart sounded: boiling or soaking? I chose the latter.

14、? My appetite is so small now that my old father, who doesn't like instant noodles, made me a bowl of instant noodles for fear that I would be hungry.

15、? How to eat instant noodles without hot water? A: Add some cold water to the instant noodle bucket and heat it in the microwave oven. It's also edible.

16、? It's time for courage to get up again. I have no time to eat in the morning, so I have to eat instant noodles every day. I really admire myself for living enough.

17、? I was so hungry in the middle of the night that I was going to eat instant noodles, and the soup spilled all over the bed. I not only had to wash the sheets in the middle of the night, but also had to blow dry the mattress.

18、? This is where I live now. I ate instant noodles here this afternoon, and suddenly I found it hard to swallow. This is the first time that I think instant noodles are not delicious. I may be growing up.

19、? The result of eating instant noodles is the same as that of eating hot pot. After eating, you will smell like this ... < P > 2? Transfer to Lianjiang at two o'clock. Eating instant noodles in McDonald's at the moving station, I feel that the waiter wants to kill us. hahaha. The customers next to us saw our instant noodles, and their hearts itched to buy them. Eating instant noodles and sending essays to friends circle (3)

1. It's childish to eat instant noodles to get rid of hatred at midnight, but I'm still sucking it.

2、? Tie your hair, two laps are too loose, three laps are too tight, take a shower, freeze to death to the left, burn to the right, eat instant noodles, one bucket is too little, two buckets are too much, alas! Why is it so difficult to make do?

3、? Why eating instant noodles late at night is more satisfying than barbecue hot pot?

4、? Seeing old classmates, everyone hung up a fake smile and said polite words, and they would never stay up late reading and eating instant noodles in the dormitory as before.

5、? Work has been scolded, the canteen tastes terrible, and I am forced to eat instant noodles every day. Sorry, my negative energy is coming again.

6、? Eating instant noodles alone in the dormitory. I finally didn't study at night, and the life of a single dog was really hard.

7、? Three steps to eat instant noodles 1. Instant noodles 2. Open the lid of the bowl after three minutes 3. Pick up the cat that wants to steal food!

8、? Why did I eat instant noodles at night? Now that I've finished eating instant noodles, I'm smelling the leftover instant noodles in bed and swallowing.

9、? Happiness is the fulfillment of every tiny wish in life. For example, when you eat instant noodles, you always have your favorite people to accompany you.

1、? I worked hard with Wen Bao for more than three hours after work, and it was also very confusing to drag her to accompany me to the convenience store to eat instant noodles after work.

11、? It seems that eating instant noodles in an air-conditioned room can't disperse the flavor. I lost it really badly, but Hiro is really delicious. This time I ate bedding noodles.

12、? The world is so big that it can hold ten thousand kinds of grievances. The world is small, as small as a bowl of instant noodles can warm yourself.

13、? I don't know what operation it is to bring Lycium barbarum in some bubble fabric bags. Since I have decided to eat instant noodles, I still care whether it is healthy or not.

14、? While eating instant noodles in a hurry, my roommate looked at his watch and asked him why he was in such a hurry. He said: Damn, it almost expired

15? The truth of life: since you choose instant noodles, don't be afraid of being fat and putting less seasoning. Fat people are hard to eat.

16、? Suddenly I have an impulse to eat instant noodles with tea eggs and mustard tuber.

17、? I am a white-collar worker: I got my salary today, paid the rent, utilities, bought instant noodles with oil and rice, touched my pocket, and sighed, I am a white-collar worker again this month.

18、? At noon, my mother said, "Eating instant noodles is not nutritious, and ordering takeout is not nutritious. It is better to eat instant noodles and save money." Just now, my mother said, "I don't cook is the greatest help to you."

19、? When taking a bath, the faucet freezes to death to the right and burns to the left. Tie your hair twice, loosen it three times and eat instant noodles tightly. You can't eat enough in one bucket and two barrels.

2、? Are you eating instant noodles downstairs? It smells good ~ I want instant noodles, instant noodles, instant noodles. Sure enough, it smells the best when others eat instant noodles. 1. Why did I eat instant noodles at night with two fish balls and a ham and finally a box of yogurt? God, what am I doing? I am really crazy to eat instant noodles at twelve o'clock.

2. Every time I eat instant noodles, I feel like sitting in a sleeper on the train.

3. I'm so hungry. I watched people on the high-speed train eat zongzi, steamed stuffed buns, instant noodles, bread and biscuits, but I just wanted to drink water.

4. This is the place where I live now. I ate instant noodles here this afternoon, and suddenly I found it hard to swallow. This is the first time that I think instant noodles are not delicious. I may be growing up.

5. On the New Year's Day, two or two goods drank too much wine, so you have to bet on eating instant noodles in the public toilet. They struggled to eat two barrels, regardless of winning or losing, and as a result, a guy who was squatting next to him vomited three or four times, and his waist couldn't stand up!

6. when you are poor, you can eat.