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My original hilarious joke.

1. I'm not afraid that your IQ is low, but I'm afraid that your IQ is really not high. 2. Don't say short words in front of people, don't speak vernacular in front of blacks, and don't say stupid things in front of fools. I really have nothing to say in front of you. It's easy to pee standing. You think it's nothing to throw up on the ground. Why don't you think about how many people you're going to drown? Since I fell in love with mathematics, I found that my living habits have changed. It takes two hours to go to the toilet. I spent 1 hour and 59 minutes thinking: am I standing or squatting? 6. Eat in a restaurant, don't be afraid of not eating. In short, we can't waste it. Waste is a crime. If you commit a crime, you will be sentenced. If you want to take two years off, aren't you looking for acquaintances to invite people to dinner? 7. Don't believe anything you say. Alas, we try to let the ghost know everything, and we have to let the ghost tell the truth from the false. We are too worried about ghosts! 8. Don't say that you are good to me, and I am good to you. Good for everyone. It's really good. How are you in Guangzhou? 9. Mathematics is a very wonderful science. For example, how many people are stumped by the question 1+ 1? 10. You might as well think of yourself as an onion, not a dish.