Offer a big reward for jokes I have never seen before.

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I played a chess game with your father yesterday.

B: What's the situation?

Finally, I have a taxi and your father has an elephant.

B: That's the time for a draw!

A: I think so too, but your father won't do it!

B: What shall we do?

A: Finally, your father said that we should not let elephants and squires cross the river, and I agreed. Your father is like me, and I am like a scholar. Your father: Your father is like me, and I am like your father. Your father is like me, your father is like me, your father is like me, your father is like me, your father is like me, your father is like me, your father is like me, your father is like me, your father is like me. ...

Finally, your father doesn't look like me. I am your father.

The five most annoying jokes in Japan (1)

Four surgeons sit together and talk about who they like to operate on.

The first doctor said, "I like operating on librarians best." When you open their bodies, inside

Everything is arranged alphabetically. "

The second doctor said, "I like operating on accountants best." When you open their bodies, everything is under pressure.

Number arrangement. "

The third doctor said, "I like operating on electricians best." When you find their bodies, everything is useless.

Color code. "

The fourth doctor said, "I like operating on Japanese best." The other three doctors looked at each other and said

close

Wondering what one of them asked. The fourth doctor said, because they have no heart and no spine, and their butts and heads are interchangeable.

Japan's five most annoying jokes (2)

A man called a Japanese businessman and said, "I'm looking for Mr. Taro." The operator said, "Sorry, he went last week.

The world no longer exists. "The next day, the man called again and wanted to talk to Kazutaro. This time, the operator got a little bored and said

I've been telling you that he died last week. Why are you calling? "The man said," because of me.

I just want to hear it. "

Japan's five most annoying jokes (3)

A Japanese is eating in a restaurant in China. When the waiter brought plates of lobster, the Japanese asked, excuse me.

What do children do with leftover shrimp shells? ""Of course, "said the waiter." Don't! Don't! Don't! "The Japanese repeatedly shook his head.

The boss said, "In Japan, leftover shrimp shells are sent to the factory, made into shrimp cakes, and then sold to you in China.

"After a while, the waiter brought another plate of fruit. The Japanese pointed to one of the lemons and asked, "What about you?

Dispose of the remaining lemon peel? ""Of course, "said the waiter." Don't! Don't! Don't! "Said the Japanese shook his head.

"In Japan, the leftover lemon peel is sent to the factory to make fruit treasures, and then sold to you in China."

When checking out, the Japanese asked the waiter with a smile while chewing gum, "What should I do with the leftovers?"

Gum? ""Of course I threw up, "said the waiter." Don't! Don't! Don't! "The Japanese proudly shook his head.

"In Japan, chewed gum is sent to factories, made into condoms, and then sold to you in China.

The waiter asked impatiently, "Do you know how to deal with used condoms in China?" "Of course.

I dropped it. "Japanese humanity. The waiter shook his head and said, "No! Don't! Don't! In China, we throw away used condoms.

Go into the factory, make chewing gum and sell it to you in Japan. "

Japan's five most annoying jokes (4)

A taxi is driving on the way to Chicago airport, and a Japanese tourist is sitting on it. At this time, one

A taxi passed by and the Japanese shouted, "Look, Toyota! Made in Japan! How fast! " soon

Another taxi passed by. "Look, Nissan! It's made in Japan! It's too early! " Another taxi passed.

The past "hey! It's Mitsubishi made in Japan! Very fast! " Taxi drivers are 100% American. Look at that.

Seeing that so many Japanese cars have surpassed their American cars, plus the arrogant language of that Japanese, I can't help but get annoyed.

When another taxi overtook it, the taxi pulled into the airport parking lot. "It's Honda! Made in Japan! quick

Great! There's no cure! "The taxi driver stopped and pointed angrily at the meter and said," 1500 dollars.

. ""so close to 1500 dollars? ！” "meter! Made in Japan! Very fast! There's no cure! "

Japan's five most annoying jokes (5)

There is an American, a German, a Japanese and a China on a plane. The plane flew halfway.

Suddenly out of breath, the captain announced that he would jump off the plane alone to reduce his weight, so the American played his personal role.

Masculinity went to the door of the plane and shouted: Long live the United States and other countries! ! Then I jumped! plane

Continue to fly ... at this moment, the captain announced: the weight is still too heavy, and one person will jump! So the Germans

Just stand up, walk to the front of the plane door and shout: Long live the German Empire! Jumped down, too Aircraft inheritance

Keep flying ... at this moment, the captain announced: no, it's still heavy, you must jump alone! China people look.

Gave the Japanese a look, stood up and walked to the door of the plane. The Japanese came quickly and held China's hand tightly:

Good brother, I won't forget you! China people shouted: Long live People's Republic of China (PRC)! ! Take a step.

The Japanese were kicked down! ! ......

There are nine people in my family, and everyone is very kind. I have a kind mother, a healthy and cheerful father, a sincere and upright father, a brother who went to high school, a second brother who dropped out of school, a sister who is considering dropping out of school or having an abortion, and a nephew who still doesn't know his sex. In fact, there is grandma, but grandma ran away, grandpa went to jail, and neither of them was there.

I think grandma lives longer, because it is better for old people to always exercise more than to sit all the time. Grandpa, don't you think?

Mom usually likes talking on the phone, because working at home can run pornographic telephone lines.

Dad A likes to plant flowers and grass on holidays, but all the crops recently harvested were seized and destroyed by the police. Is it wrong to like all kinds of poppies and marijuana? He is not very happy these days, and Dad B will comfort Dad A: "The timing is not good, it is better to come to work in the company."

Dad b likes to cook supper for everyone. He works late every day, just to be a Midnight Cowboy.

Eldest brother often plays computer and manages the list of classes that receive protection fees. He is the first in the South District, and I am proud of my eldest brother. Second brother wants to work in Dad B's company, and Dad B thinks he should come back when he is older. Big sister's interest is collecting fire boxes. So far, she has collected more than 990 boxes. She said that her goal was to burn down the house one day.

I admire the police uncle the most. He ambushes near my house every day, which makes us feel safe. Besides, he comes to my house every day and asks me, "Is Dad back?" I am very touched that the police uncle took the initiative to care about his family. The so-called police and the people are United, and we must respect the police uncle.

The atmosphere in my house is harmonious and clean, and I can't find the shell casings. Dad specially told me the maintenance methods of his pistol, submachine gun and Grenade after each use, which made me realize that you must take good care of it after use, or you will regret it when you use it. Dad told me a lot about being a man and doing things. With such a happy family, I will study hard and live up to my family's love and care.

"Son, the territory in the southern district will be all yours in the future!" The encouragement from my family will always warm my heart.

These are three jokes that I think are very funny.