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Write a composition with flies
The self-talk of the pale fly "Buzz ……" I am a fly, a big red-headed fly.
maybe when I say this, you will start to hate me! Yes, our fly family is really annoying, because we carry a lot of viruses, and we also suck people's blood and bite people's food. So people hate us very much and talk about the color change of "mosquitoes".
Therefore, we also lost the notoriety of a vampire. However, we are trying to survive! Don't they humans eat animal meat for survival? How cruel this behavior is, but why don't they scold themselves? I know, we are really unsanitary.
But how can we, a little fly, resist so many viruses that stick to us? This is our advantage. Now, many people who are called "scientists" have discovered this advantage in us, and want to find this substance from us, and then extract it, so that human beings can be free from the virus.
So, if humans really find this substance in us, can't they be afraid of viruses? At that time, even if we bite what they want to eat, won't it matter? There is an old saying of mankind, which is "every cloud has a silver lining"! Moreover, our flies are particularly fertile. A fly gives birth to countless flies in its life! I am just a little fly.
But I'm going to use this article today to do justice for our fly family, and to fight against injustice for me and my peers. 2. Write a 4-word composition on the survival of flies
On my way home from school, I passed a park. On the way, I found a fat fly struggling on a cobweb in a bush. This kind of fly is called "green-headed fly" in local dialect, and it is a frequent visitor to the fish stall in the vegetable market. As for why it is called green-headed fly, you can know by looking at the fluorescent green on its head.
I hate flies, but when I saw this fly, I felt an inexplicable awe, which prompted me to stop and observe. There is a spider in one corner of the cobweb, which is similar in size to a fly and black all over. It didn't move. It must have swallowed the fly after it was exhausted, and the fly was unwilling to accept the fate, trying to escape and struggling hard again and again. However, the stickiness and toughness of the spider web greatly slowed down its strength. It seems that it is not afraid of losing its strength gradually, and it still stubbornly persists. The spider web bounces it back to death again and again, but he tries to escape again and again.
Its struggle made me think: We have always had "hatred" for flies, but we didn't see it pollinating flowers like a butterfly, and it also had the desire to survive. Even it, like human beings, has the nature of persistence and perseverance. However, some weak people will not persist like it, and they will not give up or waver in desperation. I think maybe one day, we can say: be persistent and tenacious like flies. Its movement slowed down, and the waiting spider crawled, and it pounced on the dead fly step by step ... The fly may have seen the spider and struggled violently, making the spider web shake up and down. I don't want to see this strong fly finally swallowed and walked away quickly. I hope it can escape death on its own. 3. How to write a composition on flies in the second volume of Grade Two
Summer is coming, and there are more and more flies. Flies are a super villain. They spread diseases, which affect our health and study, and kill flies. On Saturday, I was doing my homework at home. Suddenly, dozens of flies flew over my head, and from time to time they made "buzz, buzz" sounds, which constantly interfered with my study. Let's teach this hateful fly a lesson. After finishing my homework, I came to the kitchen and saw many flies biting on the leftovers. I quietly walked forward, put a mosquito-killing post on the table, and put some moldy sweets. In a few minutes, many flies stung it, but they didn't come back, and they couldn't fly. There were also some flies biting on the dining table and windows. I walked over and used it softly. I will kill more pests and flies in the future. 4. Write a big composition on fly skills 45
Hi! Hello everyone! I am a fly, an ordinary fly, but I have an extraordinary journey, because after entering the society, I have almost traveled all over the world.
I remember one morning, I had a whim to say goodbye to this boring life and go around. So I set off.
I flew over the window of a family, and suddenly a smell of smoke smoked my nose. I'm really angry. Who dares to provoke me? I just leaned against the window and took a closer look. It turned out that there was a man who kept smoking like a drug addict and vomited a few clouds from time to time. I smelled bad, too, and flew to other places to breathe fresh air. After that, I met a lighter and chatted with it for a while, which made me "benefit a lot". After listening, I said to other flies, "After smokers inhale smoke into their lungs, the lungs try their best to push the cancerous substances out of the human body, but a small part of them always wander around other organs, which is really terrible." I also learned from the lighter that its owner will smoke the last cigarette! I really couldn't stand the cruel scene of the lighter executing my master, so I flew away ...
Today, I flew to a restaurant and met a similar person. It flew hard into the wok, and I tried to persuade it not to fight hard, but it wouldn't listen. Finally, a spilled oil hit it and it became a dish. I was worried about the same attack, so I flew to the dinner table. Who knows, just after I left, a waitress patted me with a fly. I suddenly flew up .1 seconds before she landed, and escaped the disaster.
in the afternoon, I met the hundred-dollar bill. I found that it has more bacteria than I do. I really can't figure out why humans don't like me, but like money covered with bacteria. The hundred-dollar bill told me the secret: "human beings like to enjoy money that can buy everything." But they don't know that money can't buy things. "
oh! I finally saw through the world of mortals and bumped into the wall to see God. 5. Ask for an article called Flies
"Little globe, how many flies hit a wall? Buzzing, squealing and sobbing "(* *" Man Jianghong and Comrade Guo Moruo "), the siege sergeant was" as brave as a fly "(Homer's Iliad). Poets write articles with flies, which are nothing more than metaphors, and do not involve the flies themselves, which can be described as empty works; However, in real life, writing articles about flies in restaurants is all true.
I first learned that flies can write articles instead of words. In the 197s, when I was in a vast world, I was "weeding at noon" and "on the ridge where I dropped out of farming", and I talked noisily. A car owner told himself that he stayed in a cart shop. The dining table was full of food and people were not full. In the dim light and noisy voices, he caught a fly by the window with his bare hands and dipped it into the soup, then shouted and pretended to be surprised. The waiter came over and took a look. Without saying anything, he apologized again and again and quickly changed a plate. The owner of the car was very happy, and the listeners either wowed or disapproved, some boasted brilliant ideas, and some really hurt. In fact, the country people just play tricks, take advantage of small things and write small articles. How can they be as generous as the city people?
Media reports: In October 1999, during the Hangzhou West Lake International Fireworks Festival, thirty diners, including Zhu Hao, ate in the Red Mud Pot City near the West Lake, and suddenly found that "a big cooked red-headed fly" was among the ranks of metapenaeus ensis, so they negotiated with the store. At first, the store said that one table with flies was free of charge, and the other two tables were given appropriate discounts, so things were still "a bright future." Unexpectedly, a female manager surnamed Liu in the lobby came to the box and swallowed the fly in one gulp, and things were "heavy and heavy" from then on. Diners unequivocally, angry and went to court to discuss, but the original material evidence of the red-headed fly has been decomposed beyond recognition by Liu Jingli's gastric juice. Red-headed flies naturally don't deserve a lady to open her mouth fiercely. That's why Liu Jingli said that she swallowed a "pot of charcoal", which caused the lawsuit to be closed so far.
"You are too tired, and you should have a rest.". Liu Huan's songs, beloved, how to listen to how pleased; If consumers listen, I'm afraid how to listen is annoying, and there is no expression except a wry smile. It is rare to cover China's service industry without the banner of "customer is God", but the banner belongs to the banner. Whoever is tired knows: if you buy fried dough sticks, you will know whether washing powder is added or not, and if you buy beef, you must know where to inject water and where not to note it. Finally, my legal awareness has been enhanced, and I know that I have to provide evidence when I encounter infringement. The trouble is coming again: I can't bring my camera and video camera with me when I go to the restaurant for dinner, or I can ask a notary to stand aside and show my notarization as soon as the fly appears.
In the past, if the diners found flies in the dishes, although the proprietress was eloquent and eloquent: the flies in the restaurant were rice flies, and the flies in the toilet were excrement flies. After all, the dishes still had to compensate the diners. Nowadays, people in Hangzhou are better at chess than others. Not long ago, a well-known hotel in Hangzhou issued a policy, requiring employees to swallow flies immediately when they see them, rewarding them with 2 yuan and taking a week off. Diners always claim for compensation. Show me the evidence. Even if there is a crime of "destroying evidence" in the law, what can I do? It seems that the sea of Chinese wisdom is really unfathomable. "There is paradise on earth and Suzhou and Hangzhou on earth". Hangzhou was originally beautiful, but flies are mixed in dishes, which is just disgusting. The above-mentioned so-called policy of rewarding employees to eat "evidence" is ten thousand times more disgusting than flies.
Back in those days, a farmer's brother cheated a dish of Chinese cabbage with a fly, which was only 5 cents at the current price. Look at that famous hotel in Hangzhou. If you swallow a fly, you will not only be rewarded with 2 yuan, but also have a rest for a week. Even if the weekly salary is 2 yuan, a fly is worth at least 4 yuan. Time has passed for 3 years, from 5 cents to 4 yuan. It is self-evident that flies appreciate, and the extinction of human nature can also be explored.
(transferred from Henan Newspaper Network)
(2/1/3,13:24)
Home page > ; Life > ; Pets talk > ; Let me add two sentences to the story and recommend it to my friends. 6. Write an essay on bees and flies. 6
Bees, how many writers have praised it since ancient times. Its hard work, wisdom and spirit of serving others without asking for anything in return are even more admirable.
some people say that hard-working bees have no time to be sad. Yes! We humans should also learn the spirit of bees. Whatever you do, as long as you work hard, you will get something. On the contrary, if you don't work hard, you will fail.
A bee's life is short, but for a bee, it is full. Worker bees work all their lives except work, and never take a good rest and catch their breath. Because they know that their life is too short to waste a minute. However, we human beings are very different. Some people eat, drink, gamble, spend a lot of time and be cynical.
bees are about the size of flies, but they are far better than flies. Their spirit of giving the honey they exchanged with sweat generously to human beings is worth learning.
Bees know their way by their eyes. It is said that a scientist put 1 bees in an open space 1 meters away, and three days later, seven bees went home. Therefore, experiments have greatly proved that bees know their way with their eyes.
bee, I love your diligence, wisdom and unity. 7. Ask for a 2-word description of flies. Ah, ah, ah
My name is Fly, which is a shame to say. I always hope that everyone can call me Goshawk. Although it is a word difference, it is a thousand miles away. When people's wings flutter, it is just a gust of wind for me, which makes me dizzy.
To this end, I secretly strengthened my muscles, but after practicing for several days, I sweated a few bowls, still with thin arms and thin legs, so I had to give up and changed my name: Arnold Fly Schwarzenegger. My family's growth history can be said to be a miracle, although the butterfly can eventually become a moth, which is far from my family's. I have changed from a white soft reptile to a mature fly, from crawling on the ground to flying in the sky. Do you think it is great?
Looking at my light wings, I feel a sense of pride. Although I am not as windy as an eagle, I can still buzz. It is said that bee is a dancer, which is bullshit. He can just jump in eight steps, and my skills are not worse than his, but then again, my clothes are really not as beautiful as his.
My family is very big, and its members are all over the world, so I have so many relatives that I can't sum them up at all. I don't like my cousin, the green-headed fly. As soon as I see his green head, I have a headache.
because he was so big, he robbed me of his girlfriend. However, I don't hate him now, because not long ago, he only deserved to stay in the toilet, but actually wanted to share a piece of the table, and he was lured to death by the owner of the meal with a piece of rotten meat. Seeing his "death", my heart was full of joy, hehe.
I don't know why those giants called human beings hate our guts and try every means to kill us. First, they use invincible drugs to deal with us, which killed tens of thousands of brothers and sisters. Fortunately, our adaptability is very strong. Now those drugs don't work very well, hehe. Later, they used sticky rope paper again. I remember one time, I smelled a fragrance, and I was not afraid of your jokes. I was really greedy.
I followed the scent, and the scene in front of me was spectacular. The scent came from a piece of paper, which was densely covered with my brothers. I had nowhere to live. I angrily complained to my mother and scolded these brothers who were not things. My mother warned me with a straight face that it was a trap, and I realized that the brothers on the paper had already farted, and the situation at that time could be covered with corpses. With this experience, I gave up the habit of gluttony.
The most thrilling time was the heavy rain that day. We were caught in the rain, and we hid indoors all the time. Unexpectedly, we were stuck by a spider web. As soon as the Okumo came up, I finally struggled out. Now I think about it, my heart is still pounding and my legs are soft. You said it was irritating but not irritating. You spider is just a network worker. What are you proud of? I am a pilot at least.
But angry is angry. I have to stay away from him in the future. After all, I have no attack ability. I won't introduce many other attack methods, which can be regarded as endless and varied.
But after coming back to life several times, I'm much smarter now, and I can handle all kinds of organs with ease. Those tricks of carving insects are a piece of cake for me, and I despise them. In fact, our contribution to mankind is still quite great. Isn't it that some people use our heads as adjectives? "Fly's head in small letters" is an example.
I really don't understand why humans are so ungrateful and ruthless, and they can kill flies without blinking an eye. Oh, hey hey, I almost forgot to introduce an important person, my cousin, you damn fool.
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