I want to tell a joke, can anyone help me find one? Shorter.

"Trap"

A customer brought a faded leather jacket to the store and asked for a return or exchange. The salesperson disagreed. The customer said: "I just bought this leather jacket. It's faded. Where did you get this kind of parallel import to harm customers?" Then the two people started arguing. The customer angrily pointed to the sign on the counter and said, "Look, doesn't it clearly say 'bags don't fade'? Why don't you change it?" The salesperson replied coldly: "Sir, please read from right to left. ."customer:"……".