Abstract of humorous sentences describing tanned skin (40)

A humorous sentence to describe the tanned skin-1. The seemingly sunny future has the risk of tanning.

I can't stand the sound, and my skin is tanned.

3. Without sunscreen, it will really tan, really tan, really dark, really dark.

4. One-day trip to Bijia Mountain, scorching sun, eyebrows washed away by sweat, only the place where the watch is worn is not tanned, and the skin is very painful.

5.' boring white' is' boring white' in turn. Is it hard to get dark and cool in military training?

6. The clouds in the sky are really beautiful, just like a beautiful girl. In the morning, Miss Yun, dressed in pink, smiled at people as if to say, "Get up, children, the sun is coming out." At noon, Miss Yun was dressed in white and covered the sky with a layer of silver satin, as if to say, "Go home, children!" " ! Or the sun will tan your little faces. "The clouds in the sky, with different shapes, are really good friends of people.

7. Black girls tan without umbrellas every day

8. My teeth are so white.

9. Great. There is no mole on your face.

10. Whitening takes a winter, tanning only takes one day with grandpa. ...

1 1. Get some sun! Have you seen my watch print? ! ! I added a filter, otherwise it would be darker.

12. Ask if LA is hot, wear long sleeves ... It's very hot. The baby is just afraid of tanning.

13. Step on the bright sunshine and be a bronzed woman!

14. Come and swim, whether you get a tan or not.

15. I was asked 300 times a day if I was hot or not, but I still got a tan.

16. Suntanned in summer is also a kind of happiness! I'm still so white ~ it proves that I've been at work and I haven't gone anywhere. .............

17. The sunshine on the beach is very fierce, and the little girl's face is like ink.

18. I finally have time to come to this beautiful woman's house! It's too hot! Suntanned again ...

19. It's not white, it's getting tanned ... Just because I lost my umbrella, I'm reluctant to buy a new one.

20. Only a pinch of cumin was missing from the barbecue ... Mei's tail was sunburned once.

I am playing with him on the basketball court in the sun. If I get a tan, I hope he can pay for my whitening products. If he were darker, I wouldn't want him.

22. Suntanned skin has turned into steel bars, and frozen hands are still practicing martial arts with fists. The speed of the charge is transformed into the tiger going down the mountain, and the iron kung fu inspires the gesture of longing for war. Born here, the soil and water vowed to protect this territory, and those who invaded our mountains and rivers will be punished far away. In the sea, they will show their domineering with eagles, destroy the enemy's morale and plant a five-star red flag!

23. The holiday balance is insufficient. 1 1 go out to play, get tanned and get fat. Originally, the skin was not white, but now it is darker. Fortunately, I have a whitening method to make me white. Ha ha ha ha.

24. You can't get sunshine all year round, so you cherish the sunshine in summer. As long as my face is not tanned, it doesn't matter what my skin color is. You can also wear a hat to cover your face.

25. This summer, it takes 10 minutes to smear and only one second to tan.

26. It's always like this in summer, so you can only look through the air-conditioned room. Besides the heat, you will get sunburned and dizzy outside.

27. After taking a shower, I looked at my arms and big white legs that had been sunburned three times, and suddenly I felt sick and distressed for three seconds.

28. Where did you dig coal these two days?

29. I get a tan to protect you secretly.

30. Don't feel like an idiot just because you are tanned.

3 1. Military training the day after tomorrow. Will I get a tan?

32. The weather was not hot, the clouds were deep, another heavy rain was brewing, and my face was sunburned for a while. I kind of like this. I'm tired of my fair skin that used to shine on grasslands, beaches and lakes, and I always feel as weak as an ox.

33. Jellyfish really need some memorials wherever they go to be worthy of their empty legs, suntanned faces and sleepless nights. Besides, Danny Chan's love for you is really pure and clear.

34. Men, women and children are afraid of the sun, so I am not afraid of the sun. Suntan makes me thin. What a beautiful day … it's suitable for …

35. The filter can't save my tanned skin.

Please don't take them away. Please tan my parents' white hair.

37. It's too hot today. I felt tanned three times on the way. There is a typhoon today. I don't feel anything.

38. The night gave me black skin, but I used it as a scarf.

39. Have a good rest for a few days to restore your tanned skin.

Summary of funny and humorous sentences in the circle of friends seeking marriage (40 articles)

Funny sentences 1. Height 1 m 6 1, love-oriented, short marriage, childless, young, looks only 50 years old, gentle and considerate, hardworking and simple, good at cooking, so far no one has been killed by medicine. If you are a kind and considerate man with a stomach that can stand the test, please write!

2. Calling for a handsome pot: Auntie, I am as beautiful as Xifeng, and my hands are watering. In my dream, I found you kicking over the bed, eating shyly and spilling all over the table, and laughing and dumping Brother Sharp. I can't rush to smash the pot, I can send a message to the handsome pot.

3. I am 1 m 87, I can cook and wash clothes, I can repair elevators with eight abdominal muscles, I can swim, dive, glide, bungee jump, practice Taekwondo and Sanda, and my favorite thing is bragging.

4. The family is a rich cow with a big figure, a big waist and a plump face. This is software. BMW Mercedes-Benz, each with two villas, covers an area of 100 mu. This is hardware. A flower heart, welcome to visit.

5. Hello, I'm xxx, a modern psychologist, performer and oriental performer. I am good at observing people's hearts, human history, adding drama to myself and so on. I hope knowing me can make you happy.

6. Don't look into my eyes, there are no scars on my smooth face; Although the night sky is so dark, I don't feel inferior at all. Who made me naturally like fantasy? Finding a boyfriend is my ideal.

7. I'm looking for a sister paper, and I'm looking for Shenyang. I'm 165- 170, no older than me, with regular living habits, gentle and kind personality and strong living ability!

8. Let's fall in love. You don't have to take a taxi to take me home when you go out on a date. You can turn around with a wave of your hand and sometimes take you home when you are in a good mood.

9. A handsome man looks like Ekin Cheng, at least his hair is that long. At present, raising pigs at home has a considerable income. Now he is looking for a registered woman who is over 70 meters tall and looks like Liang Yongqi as his wife (the original version is of course the best). First come, first served, now or never.

10. One person, one bite, one drunk. Get married and have children, and get things done slowly. The post is shabby and obvious. Who wants to see it? Pay attention to it for me. Get married and fix me up. Young girl, negotiate first!

1 1. I like that you love nature as much as I do. This is spontaneous love. Wherever you go, you are truly integrated into nature, not looking at the scenery for the sake of artiness.

12. There is a kind of single, that is, waiting for someone, waiting for the right person, waiting for a destiny takes a hand's love.

13. Gentle, kind, generous, able to get out of the hall, into the kitchen, and filial piety, RMB is everywhere, it is a perfect saint. I have always wanted to have a home for many years, and those who are willing can take it in.

14. I am very creative, which proves that God is fair! My friends say that I am a collection of stars: Shen Dianxia's waist, Fui-On Shing's mouth, Pan Changjiang's height and Zheng Zhihua's legs!

15. Beauty, you go ahead, brother, and I'll watch from behind. I didn't choose beauty and ugliness. You are the best in my heart. If you are willing to stay with me, a happy life will be sweet.

The sky is blue. The sea is salty, and the lovers in the street are mouth watering. People are ordinary, their hearts are kind, and life without objects is disgusting. Today's marriage: which woman is kind-hearted and willing to be a brother and bride.

17. Seventeen, eighteen, one flower, twenty-seven, eight just at home; Thirty-seven or eight is fine, forty-seven or eight tofu dregs; People are nearly 50 years old and still have no family; I want to fight for a handsome man today, and spring will bloom next year.

18. What's there to talk about in love? We are single and happy. Isn't it good to surf the Internet at home? Oh, why is the keyboard dirty? Let me clean it: cpdd.

Funny and humorous friend circle marriage copywriting sentence 2 19. The sky is blue, the sea is salty, and the lovers in the street are enviable. People are ordinary, their hearts are kind, and life without objects is disgusting. Marriage: Which woman is kind-hearted and willing to be a brother and a bride?

20. It's not a relationship, it's a mistake by the frontier. Flowers bloom several times in spring, but there is no owner in the end. Self-sighing, resentment and affection, chic and floating. Mountains and rivers are far away, where is home?

2 1. I was born in 1986. It doesn't matter how old I am. It is better to be born after 80, after all, people in the same era are more talkative together. The post-90 s thoughts are too individual.

22. Over the years, I have spread my wings of hope like a migratory bird, from one city to another. Some people say that you love a city because there is that person in it. In Me Before You, I had to stop.

23. I am 9 1 year old, with a height of 170 and a weight of 80kg. Bachelor degree, no marriage history, stable job and stable income. Have a house without a car. Please chat privately if you are interested.

24. I am a hydrogen molecule, and I am very light, so put me in a balloon and it will fly. But my brother and sister can burn it, so be safe when playing with me.

25. The girl is 28 years old and short of money. Today, she asked for a marriage online, hoping to find a rich man. Age is not a distance, height is not a gap, and I don't care about being fat. As long as I have money, I can stay with you. Don't contact me if I have no money.

26. Standing in front of you is Daenerys, the heir to the Iron Throne, the legitimate queen of Andals and ancestors, the guardian of the seven kingdoms, the mother of dragons, Khaleesi on the grassland, the queen of Mirin, the one who does not burn, and the liberator!

27. Ugly, uneducated, unable to speak, looking for someone to pursue, listening to parents' arrangement, looking for a beautiful figure, improving the next generation, having a caravan in Wen Pin University, improving the genetic happiness for a long time, loving me for a long time, and being harmonious with husband and wife.

28. I have been registered in Beijing for generations. There are four houses at home, one without salt, one with countless swimsuits, one for my parents and one for a wedding room. Looking forward to your arrival and watching the sea together in Beijing.

29. I am just an ordinary girl. I just want to find someone who loves me, and one thing belongs to our happiness! Watch movies hand in hand occasionally to welcome the sunrise and sunset.

30. Let's find a small restaurant to eat. You can have a lot to say when you walk.

3 1. Rou female, 25 years old, high school education, unmarried for several years. She has a smart appearance, watery eyes and not very violent teeth. Her height 1. 85 meters, running a little fast, playing volleyball, looking for 1. There are housing deposits over 70 meters. Believe in fate, regardless of gender or age.

32. My daughter is eighteen. She is not an old woman selling melons and boasting. She is really beautiful and has a great figure. It's like sinking a fish into a wild goose and picking flowers from a stone. She always cares, just want to have a good family!

You don't have to be too rich. As long as you work hard, you are the best man. Of course, don't be too poor, but not as those who have been poor together know. The standard of living is more than enough, and I think it's ok.

34. Married, I am young, eighteen years old, and my figure is better than that of Yang Guifei. My face is like a peach blossom. Although my education level is not high, I can read and write, and I really want to find Mr. Ruyilang.

35. When will there be a bright moon? Ask Qingtian, but you expand your horizons by 300 miles and go up a storey still higher. Good man, 33 years old, literary youth, excellent performance in literacy class. Plus, he can always read and write more than 2000 words of typos. Now he wants to find a young woman with the same hobbies as me, and it's a great pleasure to have an affair together and have friends from afar.

36. I'm not worried about eating. I can eat if I want. My house is very big. I can run if I want. I am white, and everyone loves me. My mind is full of treasures! Want to marry me? Ok, telephone 12345XX pig farm!

A collection of humorous sentences about sunburn during military training in September (30 articles).

I will go to school tomorrow. I'm going to military training to bask in my brother's birthday. I'm very sad.

2. The hair was asked where to play and how to get tanned. Then the most fucking angry thing is that he said he was too white and wanted to get a tan?

Sorry, I really forgot that I got a tan. I don't have a suitable nude color, so I can only keep it for the winter.

Don't feel like an idiot just because you're tanned.

I am completely tanned and said that I came back from the Philippines.

6. It's too hot today. I felt tanned three times on the way. Actually, there is a typhoon today. I don't feel anything.

7. Chief: Hello, comrades! Soldier: Hello, sir! Chief: comrades are all tanned! Soldier: The leader is blacker! The chief patted a soldier's chest and said, how well this muscle is trained! Soldier: Sir, I'm a female soldier.

8. When you are sad, you walk a lot to tan yourself, and then you will try your best to make yourself come back for nothing and have no time to think about anything else.

9. A woman who was too lazy to open an umbrella but didn't want to die was tanned and tangled.

10. The sun is so big that it doesn't reach your brain.

1 1. The night gave me black skin, but I used it as a scarf.

12. Young people don't study hard to drive, but old people are tanned by sadness.

13. I didn't play enough at night. I didn't receive the shoes until I came back. The most important thing is that I'm not tanned! I feel like I'm playing for nothing

14. I finally got sunburned on the first day of August, and it was eight degrees black visually.

15. I swear every summer not to get tanned the next summer, but every summer I get tanned like an African, so angry, but I still try to keep smiling.

/kloc-humorous sentence of sunburn during military training in September of 0/6 (Chapter II). If you get a tan, you can't stop being an idiot.

17. The carefully protected skin is still tanned. I can't play in the water park.

18. After all, I didn't stop my fingers from getting tanned. ...................................................................................................................................................

19. Step on the bright sunshine and be a bronzed woman!

20. I really like sunbathing. I feel warm and sweaty! But why tanning and wrinkling?

2 1. You bend over, and the brightness of my mobile phone screen will automatically decrease.

22. My sister and I are blessed by the sun. Even if our skin is tanned, we still learn to smile and smile.

23. It seems that junior high school students have to go on a diet for a few days to have a party. Kong Zhen, I can see people in the sun now

Please don't take them away. Please tan my parents' white hair.

25. At noon, Miss Yun was dressed in white and covered the sky with a layer of silver satin, as if to say, "Go home, children!" ! Or the sun will tan your little faces. "The clouds in the sky, with different shapes, are really good friends of people.

26. I thought I wouldn't get tanned if my skin was black. The truth is, I'm still very young.

27. Boys are children! His eyes are small, but intense; There is a small mouth under the tall nose; Thick lips and white teeth; His skin is very dark. I wonder whether the white teeth on his skin or the sun tanned his skin. He is thin, as if he were malnourished.

28. In order to play with water, the whole family became pig heads. We two old people bask in the sun, and it's nothing when we get old. We are troubled by our daughter's delicate health.

29. If it clears up here, it's not the heat, but the ultraviolet rays are too strong! Sunburn skin! I don't think I can go back to the dark road.

30. Suntanned in summer is also a kind of happiness! I'm still so white ~ it proves that I've been at work and I haven't gone anywhere. .............

Humor, humor, talking to yourself.

Humorous, witty and self-deprecating, talk about excellent articles.

1. Love is a gamble. You bet on giving up. If you win, it means you love deeply enough. If you lose, it means that the other person doesn't love you enough.

2. True love is always short-lived, while lying love is always long.

I will wait for you until I prove that you and her will be together for life.

Love (gambler) is doomed to lose for life.

If the memory is only one second, I hope it is a hug moment.

6. I missed disobedience and ran out by myself

7. Some people never forget. Some injuries have never healed. Some dreams never wake up. Some words have never been said.

8. Love can be combustible or lasting, but you can never have the happiness and pain of love at the same time.

9. I asked Fotuo what love is. Buddha said, alas! like

10. It is said that the ratio between men and women is unbalanced, and more boys will become bachelors, but why haven't handsome guys come after me in droves?

1 1. The so-called loneliness is to live with someone you can't dig out any more.

Humor, humor, self-mockery, talking about classic articles.

1. Help if you are in trouble, and help if you are not.

If you can't tolerate me, it means you are either too narrow-minded or my personality is too great.

Everything will be fine, all shall be well, jack shall have Jill, but no lover has heatstroke in summer.

Without you, the earth is still turning and the heart is still beating.

If one day you leave me, I will stick to you like chewing gum.

6. People who love me, please continue. People who hate me, don't give up

7. If you choose to leave, never look back. Finally, we are old and dead.

8. I want to be your only one. I can't copy or paste.

9. If you add me out of curiosity, don't play with fire.

10. Even if you are already taken, I will replace another flower with another.

1 1. I'm going to put you aside to dry and get it back.

12. The red rose fell to the ground and became your wedding dress in heaven.

13. A good ending is good for the rich and good for the poor.

14. I went too far in love and saw through all the scenery.

15. If you can't see me one day, I may come to see you at night.

Humorous, witty and self-deprecating, talk about recommended articles.

1. In addition to beauty, there is also a shrew mentality. It seems that you love such people very much.

2. The person I love, I am willing to spend my whole life tasting all the joys and sorrows you have given me.

It takes no effort to really forget.

I fucking love you, but you fucking ignore me.

You have the right to hurt me, but I have no obligation to be hurt by you.

Please don't show up when I'm eating. I'm afraid I'll throw up in your face.

There will be light in your world, because the sun in my memory protects you.

8. I want to be the tooth in your mouth in my next life, because if I hurt you, it will hurt you.

9. That man dares to say that he is pure. Look at your eyes, you will steal turbidity.

10. Superman wears briefs stably, which is why he flies so high.

1 1. My dream is to think in my dream.

12. If you bully the poor monk, the poor monk will lose face to God.

13. A nearsighted person looks at you from a distance as a beauty, but it turns out to be a diaosi.

14. Don't push me, or my greatness will be out of control.

15. Don't think that just because you look like a wolf, I can treat you as a big pervert.

16. The sky is falling. Hold on, I'll find a stick.

17. Men and women quarrel. Men are like pistols and women are like machine guns.

Humorous sentences describing turning on the air conditioner in summer (40 sentences)

A humorous sentence describing turning on the air conditioner (1) 1. I stayed at home for two days, and this life was given by the air conditioner.

2.？ I want to stay in the air-conditioned room until the end of summer.

3.？ I'm afraid of cold, whether it's the weather or people's heart.

4.？ It's cold, and we have someone to hug and clothes for those who don't.

5.？ It's cold. Besides the bed, the place I want to go most is your arms.

6.？ The furthest distance in the world is not the distance between life and death, but the temperature difference between inside and outside the bed in winter.

7.？ The air conditioner is out of service. Don't abandon me. Big brother wants to go with him.

8.？ SMS does not need to be reasonable, but it needs to be sincere; Blessing doesn't need to be contacted often, but it needs to be remembered. A warm concern for you: pay attention to adding clothes in cold weather!

9.？ Outdoor temperature 33, indoor temperature 36. Now my life is given by air conditioning.

10.？ It's too hot. I bought a basket of eggs yesterday and turned into a chicken when I got home. I bought a mat and turned it into an electric blanket when I slept. Cars don't have to start by themselves. I met strangers on the road, smiled at each other and became acquaintances. The table is too hot. Mahjong has just been coded and burnt! Please pay attention to heatstroke prevention and cooling!

1 1.？ There is a yearning for autumn water, and there is a cold feeling of forgetting to wear long pants.

12.？ Just went to the living room to pour water, huh ~! Compared with the bedroom, it is simply a volcano. Sure enough, my life was given by the air conditioner.

13.？ I can't live without air conditioning on such a hot day. It's hard to imagine how I kept studying when there were only two broken fans in high school.

14.？ I want to run naked in summer, and how many clothes I wear in winter is like streaking.

15.？ If you want to eat cold dishes, you have to eat them while they are hot, or they will get hot soon.

16.？ Replace the back shell of the mobile phone with glass, and put the mobile phone in the air conditioning outlet of the car. After cooling, put the phone on your arm and feel its power.

17.？ I may be really old. Didn't the previous words all rely on gastrointestinal ability to judge whether Lian Po could still fight?

18.？ In this warm season, I give you my sincere wishes and deep thoughts.

19.？ I would like to be your air conditioner all your life, warm in winter and cool in summer.

20.？ It's very cold. If you can't give me a hug, buy me a coat.

Humorous sentences describing turning on the air conditioner (2) 1. I didn't reply to your message because I was cold, but because my hands were cold.

2.？ Air-conditioned watermelon cold drink ... the perfect summer should be like this, do you agree?

3.？ Don't ask me why I didn't do well in the exam, because it was too cold and unconscious.

4.？ This dog's life was given by my air-conditioning father, and it was also given by my air-conditioning father. Air-conditioning dad abused me thousands of times, and I treated my air-conditioning dad like my first love.

5.？ There is no shame in showing love these days. The most shameful thing is to show off the air conditioner.

6.？ Meeting you makes me feel warmer in winter.

7.？ I remember that it was a cold winter, and I didn't want to go to class in the morning, so I asked my roommate to help me ask for leave and just find a reason. Soon, the news of my heatstroke spread all over the campus.

8.？ Blowing the fan makes the nose smooth, and blowing the air conditioner makes the nose stuffy. This summer is going to kill me!

9.？ African friends have returned to China for the summer vacation. Interesting talk about summer heat.

10.？ I took it yesterday morning and received it at 9 o'clock this morning. Su Shen logistics Zan is on trial. Pink is great. I like it. The use effect will be evaluated later.

1 1.？ I'm so hungry tonight. I ate five or six jiaozi. It's disgusting. The closer the word "feast" is to me, the farther it is from me.

12.？ It is said that summer life is given by air conditioning and milk tea. There is no air conditioning now, so I can only drink a few more cups of milk tea.

13.？ It's cold, only a coat, no hugs.

14.？ Don't tell me it's cold. Take care of yourself and put on more clothes. Either take care of me or buy me clothes with money.

15.？ Today, I learned that "stay where you are" is really not a curse. It is definitely the most sincere concern and the deepest love.

16.？ In winter, a thin layer of snow, like a huge soft wool felt, covers this vast wasteland, shining with cold silver light.

17.？ After you left, there was no warm hug and embrace. You are always shivering with cold in this cold winter.

18.？ In this weather, if your mother and I fall into the water at the same time, please save your mother first and let me stay in the water for a while.

19.？ Take a walk outdoors in this weather to let you know what life air conditioning has given you.

20.？ It's very cold. Whenever I lie in bed and don't want to get up, I think of teacher Cang's teaching: "Don't lie in bed unless you can make money in bed."

The sun is too big to get dark. Summary of humorous sentences (40 sentences)

The sun is too big to get dark. Walking with foreigners, they asked me in English which country I came from in Africa.

2. I think about summer vacation all day, blow air conditioning to eat watermelon to catch up with the drama, and want to go out to play, but I am afraid of the heat and don't want to get tanned. I am clamoring for weight loss and whitening all day. This is estimated to be lazy cancer.

3. Summer is suitable for expressing desire. Naked tanned skin, sweaty and salty body, noisy knowledge of blazing sunshine, and even a sudden rainstorm are all so warm and vivid, like endless shouts. Autumn, winter and spring are not. These three seasons are a gradual fading and difficult coloring process of the world. Man wrapped himself carefully and forgot to run barefoot.

When you go to the country, you will get a tan.

5. I'm back from my trip! Going out to play in this weather is the result of the anti-Japanese war and has not been tanned. I have a skin disease achievement, the hotter, the whiter.

I didn't lose weight in June, I was sad in June, I got a tan in July, I stayed indoors in August, I was fat in September, I was tired at 5438+00 in June, I was unaccompanied at 5438+0 10 in June, I didn't have measurements at February 12, I was fatter at 5438+00 in June, and I don't know who it was in March! Yes, that's you!

7. Jellyfish really need some commemoration wherever they go, in order to live up to their collapsed legs, tanned faces and sleepless nights. Besides, Danny Chan's love for you is really pure and clear.

8. I will go to school tomorrow. I'm going to military training to bask in my brother's birthday. I'm very sad.

9. Compared with people with fair skin, people with dark skin are always more likely to get tanned, except for genetic factors, because the depth of skin color largely depends on the length of time that babies and even children receive sunlight. So sunscreen should start with dolls!

10. Man, don't buy clothes just because you are thin. If you get fat, you will experience secondary injuries.

1 1. When you go out this season, you can only get a tan. When will my white skin recover?

12. The sun is so big that it doesn't reach your brain.

13. tan into a local. No pictures. Very sad. My great white skin is not completely destroyed! !

14. It suddenly occurred to me that one night, I dragged her out and she gave me a sentence: "I am afraid of being tanned by the moon." Assiba, you are white enough! And you are lazy, holding back and making excuses!

15. I thought I wouldn't get tanned if my skin was black. The truth is, I'm still very young.

16. After all, I didn't stop my fingers from getting tanned. ...................................................................................................................................................

17. I was completely tanned and said I came back from the Philippines.

18. Dear stomach, are you going to rebel? Even the tanned skin from driving practice is scared white by you.

19. Get some sun! Have you seen my watch print? ! ! I added a filter, otherwise it would be darker.

20. In spring, I miss you. Don't destroy green in the green season; In summer, I miss you, so don't get tanned in the hot sun; In autumn, I miss you and send me some fresh fruits; In winter, I miss you, and the warm south is waiting for me. Thinking about you all year round is a good friend.

The sun is too big to get dark. I got a tan to secretly protect you.

22. recent status: getting tanned and getting fat Qi Fei, do I need to practice to get stronger?

23. Nothing new can move us in this season without moral integrity. The only thing we have to do is not to tan ourselves, because the sun is too hot.

24. I am very happy to go out to play, eat and ride a bike these days during the Dragon Boat Festival. I am also fat after tanning.

25. I feel that my IQ has dropped recently, and my brain is not so bright. The whole person is in a hazy state. I feel unable to eat or sleep. Is it sunburn? Suntanned skin is red with little red dot spots, and I feel my skin is sunburned. .....

26. Along the way, the bitterness and bitterness continue to surpass, and along the way, I am mature and grateful.

27. I have a husband, a wife, a baby, a car, a ring, fun and good food ... I just want to say silently ... anything, don't get tanned.

28. Black Toothpaste asked me to speak for it.

29. Without sunscreen, it will really tan, really tan, really dark, really dark.

30. Please don't take them away. Please tan my parents' white hair.

3 1. Once I took my five-year-old son by bus, the sun was poisoned, and other places were occupied. So I found a window seat and sat down. As soon as it was done, my son said, "Mom, shall we change seats?" "Why?" "It doesn't matter if I am tanned. If you get tanned, you have to spend money on beauty. " Too filial, can manage the family. ...

In order not to let others call me stupid, I stand in the sun every day and get a tan, so no one will call me an idiot.

33. Give you a parasol, so that the sunshine in late spring will no longer tan your skin; Send you a gourd ladle of sweet spring, let impetuous mood, slowly return to calm; Send you a breeze, let you stay in a cool summer forever; Send you a wish to make your dream come true!

34. In summer, ultraviolet rays often exceed the normal value, and the skin is extremely vulnerable to severe tests. Light people will be tanned, and heavy people will even get sick. Therefore, in this season, the protection of sun protection must not be ignored.

35. Honey, I'm sorry. I don't understand you. It's really hot outside, but you're running around; I can't sleep repeatedly, and it hurts you to get sunburned; Be sure to drink more water and don't be too tired; Home is your support, I think too much; Don't be scarred by those ungrateful words!

36. I'm not a sentimental person, and I'm never afraid of tanning. I'm just afraid of sunburn, and I feel my neck is sunburned. The sun in Shanxi is really poisonous! Much more poisonous than Shandong! After three days in the sun, I feel my tonsils are inflamed again!

37. I was asked 300 times a day if I was hot or not, but I still got a tan.

38. Don't worry about sunbathing. Maybe if you get a tan, no one will call you an idiot

39. I asked the mirror who is the darkest person in the world. After a long time, the mirror said, Who was talking just now?

40. Come for a swim, whether you get a tan or not.