Funny sentences of funny women

First, others can take selfies as avatars, and mine can only be used as expression packs.

Second, people have a good background, while I have a good background.

If the quilt is the grave of youth, I would rather die in it.

Fourth, take your hand and drag the child away. If the child doesn't leave, dizziness will continue to be dragged away.

According to my observation, anyone who likes to say that success or failure is not about money has no money!

6. Looks are given by the previous generation, education is set by the previous generation, ideas are taught by the previous generation, and the environment is left by the previous generation. How dare you say that each generation is worse than the next?

Seven, like the beautiful collarbone, the interesting abdomen bounces around.

8. None of the problems that can be solved with money is a problem. The problem is that I am poor.

Nine, she is the girl you can't buy with ten golden mountains, and I am your father who can't drink twenty bottles of wine.

Ten, you call me short, a joke, but you will never lift your head in front of me.

Eleven, sleep should go to bed early instead of getting up late, but how many people are tired of staying up late, but there is no life of getting up late.

12. The only reason to hand in the papers in advance is that the people around you are of no use value.

Thirteen, there was a sincere love in front of me, and I didn't cherish it. If you give me another chance, I won't cherish it, because it will be better!

14. It is not easy to cheat if you look good. The invigilator couldn't help but take a look. No wonder I was often found in those days.

Fifteen, a day without reading, no one can see; If you don't study for a week, it will start to explode; If you don't study in January, your IQ will be lost to pigs.