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Come and answer

Crabs cooked in a pot of boiling water - let's see how long you can run wild

Crazy girl tells jokes - laughs and laughs

Inviting a wolf as a guest - living impatiently

The lame man relies on the blind man to walk - learn from each other's strengths

A frequent visitor to the dyeing shop - a lustful person

The steering wheel of the car is broken - rampage

Inviting my sister-in-law to be my companion - not being kind-hearted

Poor widow goes to the market - she wants people but no one, wants money but no money

Mouse falls into the vat - fashionable (wet hair)

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Han Xiangzi played the flute--extraordinary

The sedan chair was spent watching a play----------poor and happy

The sedan chair was decorated with an abacus-- ----------Poor Calculation

Heifer Menstruation----------Blood Ox Pen

Dreaming about marrying Xi Shi - random thoughts

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The skill of making clay figurines - tiptoeing (pinching) hands and tipping (pinching) feet

The one who makes sesame seed cakes and sells glutinous rice balls - an all-rounder

The one who became the county magistrate lost his seal ——The confused official

A mold for making bricks, a scabbard for inserting a knife--a frame within a frame

Succumbing to trouble and selling iron--going all out

Basho's result—— A heart

The bright handkerchief that performs tricks - not to hide or tuck

The cloth that performs magic - covers up the cover

Baoyu and Xiangyun cry for Jia Mu - —Each one has his own tears

The worm in the corn stalk--a worm in the heart

Making Yuanxiao from corn noodles--difficult to knead together

Bitch Seeing guests off - hypocrisy

The deflated suona - it depends on how you play it

Feeding tigers under the quilt - harming others and yourself

Bedding To fart in bed - to be able to be literary (sniffing) and to be martial (to cover)

To fart in bed - to swallow alone

To cover the table with sheets - to be (surrounded) is very big

< p>Change your robe into an undershirt - more than enough

Pick peonies on the hospital bed - be greedy for flowers before you die

Don't take medicine if you are seriously ill - wait to die

Peel them off Crush onion and garlic - a small thing

The peeled tree - not growing

The peeled toad - the heart will not die

Peel off the cuttlefish skin Belly--a black heart

Funny game afterword:

Cha's self-study teacher-Ghost (AVG)

The head teacher's lecture-Command and Conquer ( C&C)

The teacher reviews the test paper - The Admiral's Decision (SLG: About the Japanese-American Naval Battle in World War II)

The student who refuses to change after repeated admonitions - CYBERIA

The end bell of the fourth quarter—Charge (a recent domestic game sketch)

Passing notes in class—China Civil Aviation (a game by Qiu Bojun)

During the exam—Espionage Storm (AVG)

Candidates’ Hope—3x3 Eyes (a game adapted from the famous comic)

Caught cheating—Magic Eye Seal (RPG)

Review Taking the exam - Spin (American version of the action game)

On the basketball court - WIND COMMANDER

The last class in the morning - Legend of the Wolf (TV GAME-SNK Fighting Success) Masterpiece)

The night after the parent-teacher meeting - Nova Storm (3D STG masterpiece)

Caught playing football in the teaching area again - The Crusader without Regrets

< p>Canteen - Swallowing the World (CAPCOM TV GAME RPG)

Liberal Arts Class - Angel Empire (SLG)

Squad Leader - Dungeon Master (an anti-traditional game in which the player plays the role of a demon)

Chinese, Mathematical and English - Romance of the Three Kingdoms

College Entrance Examination - Generals Struggle for Hegemony (FIG)

Make-up Exam - A Chance of Life (DUNK II produced in Taiwan)

Weekly 1—Escape into Darkness (AVG)

Week

Five - The Longest Day (THE LONGEST DAY, a SLG about the Normandy landing)

Today is Saturday - Happy Happy People (a TAB in Taiwan)