The shortest English picture book (little joke)

1.The weather was very hot and this man wanted desperately to take adive in a nearby lake. He didn''t bring his swimming outfit, but who cared? He was all alone. So he undressed and got into the water.

The weather was extremely hot. A man desperately plunged into a nearby lake. He didn't bring any swimming gear. Who will notice? He was alone here, so he jumped naked into the water.

2.Man:Why did you make women so beautiful?

God:So that you will love them.

Man:But why did you make them so dumb?

God: So that they will love you.

Man: Why do you make women so beautiful?

God: Only in this way will you fall in love with them!

Man: But why do you make women so stupid?

God: Only in this way will they fall in love with you!

3.After some delightful minutes of cool swimming, a pair of old ladies walked onto the shore in his direction.

After some delightful minutes of cool swimming, a pair of old ladies walked onto the shore in his direction.

Two elderly women walked toward the lake where he was swimming.

4.Father:Is the school closed today?

Son:No,Dad.It's poen.I came home early.

Father:How did you do that?

Son:I told my teacher I had a new baby brother and had to come home

and help you.

Father:But your mother has had twins.You've got a baby brother and a

baby sister.

Son:Yes,I know,Dad.I'm saving up my baby sister for next week .

Father: Is school on holiday today?

Son: No, Dad. I came back early.

Father: Why?

Son: I told the teacher that I have a little brother and I have to go home to help you.

Father: But your mother gave birth to twins, and you have a little brother and a little sister.

Son: Yes, I know, Dad, I have to wait until next week to say I have a little sister.