Joke: A knife.

Just after the wedding night, Wang Xiaoer asked his wife to evaluate herself. The wife said, "You are like that knife."

Xiao er smiled proudly at his wife's words and said, "Are you praising me for being excellent?" His wife replied, "Look at you! When I say you look like that knife, I mean you are so fast, so fast! "

Last night, I took my daughter-in-law to the movies. Halfway through, Big Brother Bao suddenly ran in and shouted, Who brought someone else's daughter-in-law? Go through the back door quickly. Her husband has found it. I ran more than half at once. Interesting, my daughter-in-law stood up nervously and gave me a hand, and then sat down with relief. I never knew what happened to my daughter-in-law, did you?

3. I drank some wine at night and got drunk by the traffic police when I got home.

After I was stopped, I asked the traffic police, "I was injured. Was it drunk to disinfect with alcohol?"

The traffic police told me with certainty: "This is not drunk driving" and asked me with concern: "Where is the injury?"

I glanced at him and replied softly, "Sad."

A scholar went to buy wine in the morning. The hotel owner was afraid that his wife would not have time to mix water into the wine, so he asked his wife, "Add geometry next to the western word." The wife replied, "The north has made up." The scholar was angry: "Don't buy Victor King if you have money." Going out to the opposite hotel to buy wine, the boss smiled and said, "There are many mountains and greeneries opposite!" "

5. Go to the office to find the leader. I happened to meet an aunt who came to apply. Leader: What have you done before? Aunt: I just came out of my hometown! I came out for the first time this year and have no work experience. Leaders scratch their heads: We only recruit skilled workers! Have you ever raised pigs in your hometown? Aunt: Yes. Leader: Good! Then come to work tomorrow! I've always been curious about the location of my aunt. Until I saw my aunt busy in the school cafeteria this morning.