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Who died in the Three Kingdoms period?
Reason: Being smart is a good thing. Which parent wants to be an idiot? If anyone gives birth to a talented son, the neighbors will come to congratulate him. What is even more rare is that it is an hour, and the big one is not bad. Kong Rong, who failed to live up to expectations, failed, nor did Cao Chong, who died young. Look at Yang Xiu. He is always so clever that even Cao Cao has to be jealous of him. In the past, the head teacher of my middle school often taught me: Hey! Don't steam steamed bread, fight for breath, and paste your parents' faces with your grades. It's very kind of Yang Xiu to strive for success and win honor. In the end, even death is for. Cao Cao didn't want to kill him, but he stole Cao Cao's shortbread and explained the geomantic omen of Cao Cao's family. Lao Cao wrote the word "live" on the door, which means to leave a way for himself to open the door. Yang Xiufei said it means "wide", even craftsmen have to change it. Who knows, when the door was changed, money was lost and people were angry. Cao Cao never became emperor, and finally misled Xia Houdun with chicken ribs. Such people are actually killed.
Tragedy index: ★★ 2 stars
9. Ding Yuan
Reason: This man is Lu Bu's first adoptive father. Since childhood, he has been unfaithful and heartless, his influence is not strong, his personality is not good, and he is not a big shot. But Lu Bu followed him, commensurate with his father and son. At first, Lu Bu was loyal, but after all, he was ambitious, but he didn't support his family. After meeting Dong Zhuo, Lu Bu coveted the powerful and wanted to climb a bigger backer. He personally killed Ding Yuan, holding the adoptive father's head as a gift for Dong Zhuo. Also worship Dong Zhuo as the new adoptive father. Lyu3 bu4 is really ruthless. I wonder if Ding Yuan will accept Lu Bu as his adopted son when he sees this scene underground?
Tragedy index: ★★★★ 3 stars
8. Pang Tong
Reason: Jianghu people call "Wolong Feng Chu, one wins the world". After spending the first half of his life at a loss, Liu Bei's luck finally changed, and his men gathered famous literati fighters in the Three Kingdoms period, including Zhuge Liang of Wolong and Pang Tong of Feng Chu. On that day, when the servants were testing the truth of Jianghu rumors, Pang Tong died and Liu Bei had not yet unified the Central Plains. According to historical records, Pang Tong was narrow-minded and intolerant, which was nothing, but it happened that his luck was really bad. The war between Liu Bei and Liu Zhang is inevitable. People under Liu Zhang regard Liu Bei as a thorn in their side and want to kill him quickly. On the day of the invasion, Pang Tong's horses were neither early nor late. It happened that this time, Liu Bei, a benevolent man, lent his horse to Pang Tong. When Pang Tong, the forerunner, came to Luofengpo, the enemy mistakenly thought that Liu Bei was riding a white horse, and suddenly the arrows and rain scattered. Pang Tong died suddenly, with both men and horses. The versatile Pang Tong died like this. It is said that Zhuge Liang once told Liu Bei that the recent star decline was not good for the strategist, and Liu Bei didn't like Pang Tong very much, so he joined forces with Zhuge Liang to kill someone. Hey! Politics! Everything is a political conspiracy.
Tragedy index: ★★★★★ 4 stars
7. Yu Xun
Reason: After the death of Guo Jia, one of the three great counselors in Cao Cao's army, he asked Yu Xun for advice on everything. Yi Zhongtian said that Cao Cao used to be a minister and only wanted to help the Han Dynasty, so he was "congenial" to Yu Xun, who was loyal to justice. Later, Cao Cao was eager to be a thief and only wanted to be an emperor, so he became a "couple" with the loyal Yu Xun. At that time, in the court, Cao Cao ordered the emperor to stand on his own feet as king. Yu Xun is the only one who opposes it. He said that the monarch and his subjects are not ministers because they are rebellious thieves. Cao Cao was furious, put him in prison, and later gave Yu Xun an empty lunch box. He is smart enough to know that a grass committed suicide in prison.
For this matter, I also made up a joke with a friend: in fact, Cao Cao gave Yu Xun shortbread as a tribute to the western regions. Cao Cao wrote the words "a box of shortbread" on the box when he was free. He didn't want to eat it himself, so he planned to give it to Yu Xun in prison. Unexpectedly, the clever Yang Xiu took a bite and shouted that the Prime Minister had clearly written "a crisp cake for one person". As a result, after the empty box was sent to prison, Yu Xun thought that Cao Cao was going to kill himself, so he decided.
Tragedy index: 5 stars.
6. Zhou Yu
Reason: "Think back to Gong Jin, when she was young and handsome, holding a feather fan and wearing a black scarf, her conversation and laughter disappeared without a trace." See what Su Shi said about Zhou Yu. What man doesn't envy her? Anyway, I envy him. What is Zhou Yu jealous of? -The last paragraph is from Yi Zhongtian. Lao Yi's evaluation of Zhou Yu is quite good. He said that Zhou Yu is not the kind of person who likes to envy others in the novel at all. On the contrary, he is a tolerant and generous gentleman. The real cause of Zhou Yu's death was an arrow wound in the book. Moreover, it was Zhou Yu who repelled Cao Jun, which was none of Zhuge Liang's business. Perhaps even the author is jealous of Zhou Yu and wants to vilify him with words, making Zhou Yu a stepping stone to Zhuge Liang's glorious image.
Tragedy index: 6 stars.
5. Zhang Fei
Reason: His life story is not much to say. In short, he was the only one who survived three wars with Lu Bu, and he was drunk once. Even if such a hero dies, he should be killed in battle, wrapped in a horse's skin, or returned to his hometown with clothes on, to maintain his life. It happened that our lovely and invincible punk just wanted to play something out of line. According to modern people's preferences, it is normal to tie people up and whip them. Both men and women play, but not in ancient times. Personally, I think A Fei may be the ancestor of S M. Let's talk about the theme! He whipped two little soldiers with a whip. The two men held a grudge and killed Zhang Fei at midnight. What a pity! A generation of tianjiao ... no, a generation of celebrities ... is also inappropriate. Just use his own most commonly used words to describe him, and a generation of old men died like this. Is it worth it ...
Tragedy index: 7 stars.
4. Lv Boshe
Reason: Cao Cao escaped from Luoyang for failing to assassinate Dong Zhuo, and was rescued by Chen Gong on the way. * * * came to Lv Boshe's home together. He and Cao Cao are old friends, so he is very enthusiastic about them. Tell Cao and Chen to go to bed, drink by themselves, and tell them to kill pigs to entertain guests. Clinker, suspicious Cao Cao thought that Lv Boshe was going to tell the news, ordered the servants to sharpen their knives and harm themselves, and simply took the lead to make a dash for the door first. But when I saw Cao Cao's hand, the cold light was sharp and as fast as lightning. Ding Jia's chest has long been splashed with deep red blood. Cao Jinghong took one look, saw Ding Yi want to run, and roared. People didn't arrive, the shock wave passed first, and Xiao Suo's Ding was stunned. With the sound of "Jiong", the piercing sword gave off a burst of Rosen chill, and all the other Ding Yi were C. The sword in his hand just rotated clockwise, and the silvery white sword sprinkled greetings in Tian Ling Cave, Tianying Cave and Tianming Cave ... On the way to escape, Cao regretted his impulsive behavior, and he saw regret coming in with a pot of wine in his hand. Cao ignored it and went straight over. Lu hurriedly shouted. Cao stopped the horse and turned around. Cao's eyes were like springs, his cheeks were blown up, and his mouth was blue. At this time, he was already half-baked. Cao's skirt gradually opened, his fingers moved slightly, and suddenly he stretched out a sword, aiming at his heart. Where did Lv Boshe go? He just stayed there and was killed. Chen Gong was furious. "You and Lou have no enemies in the past, but they have no enemies in recent days. Why? " Cao is charming and feminine. "Gong Gong, don't you know me?" Cao leaned against Chen Gong's arms, gently put his mouth to Chen Gong's ear and said angrily, "I would rather let the whole world down than teach the whole world to let me down!" ..................................................................................................................................................................................
Tragedy index: 8 stars.
3. Dian Wei
Reason: Dian Wei has high martial arts and is loyal. So Cao Cao has always regarded him as a bodyguard. Cao Cao is notorious for his lewdness. Once he was drunk, he shouted, "Are there any prostitutes in this city?" Dian Wei turned supercilious look. "Master, there are no prostitutes in this city, but there is a beautiful young woman ..." Cao Cao didn't think so much at this moment, so he ordered Dian Wei to bring her here. In a short time, people arrived, and Cao Cao did not think about Wei (danger). Proud Dian Wei thought he had made great contributions, but ... everyone knows what happened afterwards. Therefore, in the future, when leaders ask their subordinates to accompany them to some places to play, it is best to be careful. Playing bad health is a trivial matter, but it is a big matter for the public security to investigate, because leaders are always fine and subordinates are scapegoats. Light dismissal and demotion, heavy killing, leadership or leadership. Please think about it, isn't there Chu Xu in Dian Wei? But there is always only one Cao Cao.
Tragedy index: 9 stars.
2. Pan Feng
Reason: It appeared in the fifth chapter of Romance of the Three Kingdoms, using an axe. When the 18th Route Warlord begged Dong Zhuo, Dong Zhuo sent general Hua Xiong to challenge him before the pass. Originally, there were many warlords in the 18th Route Army, so he couldn't discuss the array elsewhere. But Han Fu said, "I have a general, Pan Feng, who can kill this man." . Admiral? What was the concept at that time? Is a distance from the top players, but there are almost no opponents in the world. But Pan Feng is a man who only knows martial arts, not a general! But the boss spoke, can he not follow? If you don't go, you will have a bad reputation and offend your boss. If you go back, you will die. If you go, you can put together a bicycle and turn it into a motorcycle, and there may be a chance. But he left and never came back. In fact, it's nothing to be inferior to others in making a living in society. What I'm afraid of is following a brainless master, doing things beyond my ability and commanding subordinates. Pan Feng's death is the best example.
Tragedy index: ★★★★★★★★☆ 9 and a half stars.
1, grain officer
Reason: At least all the people mentioned before died of some reason, but this man named Dong Wang died for no reason. How unfair! When Cao Cao fought that year, there was a shortage of rations. You know, when there was no food and the morale of the army was about to be in chaos, the wily Cao Cao came up with a plan and ordered the food officer to change the spoon for cooking from the original big spoon to a small spoon. When Cao Cao heard the soldiers start booing, he called the grain officer to him and said, "The morale of the army is going to be in chaos. I want to lend you something to protect morale. This thing is your head." At this time, Cao Cao said in front of the army, "This man has been found to have embezzled rations, so he was punished by military law." Since then, the morale of the army has not been chaotic. I didn't understand it before, but later I figured out the mystery of not being chaotic. For example, your company has been paying less and less for three consecutive months. In the fourth month, I realized that I could hardly live without my salary. You and all your colleagues in the unit are going to rebel at the instigation of "Leading Brother". Suddenly the boss appeared and said to everyone, "don't panic, don't mess up." I finally found out that the reason why you don't pay everyone's salary is all the work of that accounting supervisor. He has deposited money in recent months. In addition, the central government has allocated funds and the documents are being examined and approved. Next month, we can give you all the money, including those who used to be poor. Now let's go to the new club and get a small salary to tide over this difficulty. " As for the truth in the words ... it remains to be considered! Back in the Three Kingdoms, I was completely loyal to my duties in front of the grain officials, and there was no mistake at all. I also obediently listened to Cao Cao's words, but in the end I died with complaints and blame. It can be said that he was the first person to die in the Three Kingdoms!
Tragedy index: 10 star.
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