What funny folk jokes are there? Let's share.

1. A couple went to live in the suburbs, and the hotel owner told them to put up with it, because power was often cut off at night because there was not enough electricity. Unexpectedly, the couple not only didn't mind, but also felt very exciting, so they agreed to make out as soon as the power went out. Sure enough, at night, the electricity was cut off every two hours. After several times, the man had to drag his tired body to consult with the hotel owner. ? Boss, I'd like to pay more, but can you do me a favor and turn off the electricity every four hours? ? The hotel owner smiled awkwardly and said, I'm glad to help you, but it's a pity that you're a little late. Just now, your girlfriend has overpaid me on the condition that the power is cut off every half hour! ?

2. The carrot saw the ham and said, Wow! Too rich. I'm wearing a fur coat. Sausage: What's this? Look at sausages. They are wearing real leather, and we are still wearing this kind of artificial leather.

3. Kangaroos and frogs fuck chickens. The kangaroo finished it with three strokes and two strokes, and only listened to the frog next door all night. One, two, three. Hey! Kangaroos are so envious. The next day, the kangaroo said, Wow! ~ ~ Brother Frog, you are great! ? The frog said, Cao, I didn't jump into bed all night! ~~

It is said that a shy little boy was attracted by a beautiful and elegant woman. Shy, he secretly observed her life every day and finally found a cycle? She must go to the noodle restaurant to eat noodles one day a week. He felt the time was ripe, so he waited for her at the noodle restaurant one day. When she walked into the shop and sat down, he took a deep breath and strode forward to ask her name. He said:? Miss, what's your name? ? The young lady opened her eyes wide and said to him: My name is beef noodles. ?

The couple watched people dancing in the ballroom. The husband sighed with emotion:? The world is really strange. That ugly and stupid man has a beautiful wife. ? The wife smiled and said: Honey, you really know how to kiss up.