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Minimum requirements for girlfriends (campus jokes) In the dormitory of college students at night, students often talk about their ideal partners at night. One summer night, the air was sultry and abnormal, and it was difficult for a boy to fall asleep in the male dormitory. Let me help you talk about the requirements for your future girlfriend. Xiao Yang is a very cheerful handsome boy and is very popular with girls. He proudly said, "Well, I'll find someone who is 1.6 meters tall, slim and handsome." He is not very handsome, but Xiao Wu, the president of the school literature society, said slowly, "I don't have high requirements for my girlfriend, as long as I am worthy of her, have a gentle personality and have bright long hair." Xiao Wang is a man with little literary talent and not handsome enough, but he is good at flattering. He sighed and said, "Well, I have the lowest requirements for my girlfriend, as long as it doesn't affect the city." Finally, only Xiao Wu said nothing in the dormitory. Xiao Wu is short and introverted, and his face turns red when talking to girls. Three other people in the dormitory kept encouraging him that he always refused. Finally, Xiao Yang refused: "We all said, at least tell me your minimum requirements for your girlfriend." Seeing that there was nothing to do, Xiao Wu blushed, huddled under the bed and squeezed out four words: "Woman, alive."