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Sketch "Hope for Left-behind Children"

Sketch script for left-behind children

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Venue: Student House.

People: Xiaoming, Grandma, Xiaomei and Xiao Yong.

(About Xiaoming's endorsement package)

Xiaoming: Milk, I'm back!

Xiaoming: Pleasant goat, beautiful goat, lazy goat, I am lazy goat?

Grandma:

Sing (loudly), sing, sing! You can only sing.

Grandma walked onto the stage with a basket on her shoulder.

Grandma:

Look at you, kid. When you come home from school and don't do your homework, you sing loudly. What's the use of singing? can

Being a singer? Can we change food?

Xiao Ming:

(impatiently) Do your homework, do your homework, I don't know anything. What should I do?

Grandma: I don't understand why you don't ask your grandfather. Isn't he tutoring you in your study?

Xiao Ming:

(dismissively) Hum, what does Grandpa know? He doesn't even know the score. I can't pronounce Chinese Pinyin correctly, but I'm still a tutor.

Grandma: Grandpa doesn't understand. Ask Xiaomei across the hall and Xiao Yong in the same village. Aren't they all your classmates?

Xiao Ming:

They!

An excellent China person,

Every composition is read by the teacher in class;

One who is good at math,

I can help the teacher to correct the homework.

Besides, I am an excellent student. Do you think highly of me?

Grandma:

Then who can blame? They all do exams.

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More,

What about you? Chinese and math are both.

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A lot. I can't even get the paper back.

Put it on the table for fear that others will see the joke.

Xiaoming: You are afraid of jokes, so am I.

Grandma:

(at a loss) Are you afraid of jokes?

Xiao Ming:

Others get good grades,

When I got home, my parents talked about homework, and even the papers were signed with notes. I wrote suggestions. old

The teacher said,' This parent is good, and that parent is competent and cares about the children'. As for me, my parents are not here, and I have to teach you to sign.

Grandma:

(Helpless) Hey! Didn't your parents go to work to earn money?

Xiao Ming: They haven't been home for two years, and there aren't many phone calls.

Grandma:

(sadly) Yes, alas. They are very busy.

Xiao Ming: Busy, busy! Want money, not life. You know money, and you don't even want children.

Grandma:

(shaking his head) Alas.

(Putting the basket on the ground, suddenly remembering) By the way, your father called at noon.

Xiao Ming:

What did he say?

Grandma: Ask about your study.

Xiaoming: I only know how to study. I also choose the time to call. I don't call early or late. It happened that when I was not at home at noon.

Fight. Do they still have me as a son in their hearts?

Grandma: Why not? Don't they often send money back for you to eat and wear?

Xiaoming: People need more than just food and clothing. You got it?

Grandma: You didn't know if you were lucky when you were born. What did you want and didn't give you? What else do you want? Want the stars, want the moon.

Xiao Ming:

(Shouting) I want my father to take me to school and leave school, and I want my mother to accompany me with my homework. Give it to me! Give it to me!

Grandma:

(Helpless) Hey! This child. I am old and confused. I can't beat you. I will invite your teacher.

(trend

Telephone, pick up the receiver)

(Xiao Yong, Xiaomei)

Xiao Yong: Is Xiao Ming at home?

Grandma: Yes. Oh, it's Xiao Yong Xiaomei. Come in and sit down. What, playing with Xiaoming?

Xiaomei: Here's the thing, Grandma. The teacher said that Xiao Ming didn't do well in the exam and didn't master some knowledge well, although the teacher was in class.

I explained it, but I was afraid he still didn't understand, so let's do our homework with him. If not, we will discuss it together.

Xiao Yong: Yes. After that, we will rehearse the program.

Grandma: What program?