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What embarrassing things have you done when raising children?

The child is almost 2 years old and has not stopped breastfeeding. Often when I get addicted to breast milk, I will lift up my clothes regardless of the occasion. This matter has troubled me for a long time, and it must be the most embarrassing thing in the process of raising my baby.

My husband and I were classmates. We got married at the age of 24, just two years after graduating from college.

When I first got married, I thought I was still young, so I was not in a hurry to have children. One year after we got married, our family started urging us to have a baby.

I thought this was just something that happened naturally. Unexpectedly, we didn’t take any measures for nearly a year, but we just couldn’t get pregnant. That’s when we started to worry.

When I went for a checkup, it turned out that I was infertile due to polycystic ovary syndrome. So I started my journey of seeking medical treatment, taking medicine to induce ovulation and exercising.

But half a year later, there is still no result.

My cousin introduced me to a Chinese medicine doctor, and I heard that he had cured several similar cases. I went to find this old Chinese medicine doctor with the mentality of giving it a try.

He prescribed me a lot of Chinese medicine, which makes me feel bitter even when I think about it. I really couldn't stand the smell of the medicine. I vomited immediately when I started taking it. But there was nothing I could do. I had to pinch my nose and drink it.

After adjusting like this for more than half a year, I finally measured 2 bars!

When I just learned that I was pregnant, the whole family was very happy. My husband asked me to quit my job and stay at home to raise my baby.

My mother-in-law also takes good care of her three meals a day, for fear that something might go wrong. After all, this child is hard-earned.

In the early stages of pregnancy, progesterone was low, and I took progesterone shots every day. Lumps formed on both sides of my buttocks, and it was painful to walk.

Early pregnancy symptoms are also torture. Not only am I not fat. I also lost 3 pounds, and I couldn’t help but feel nauseous when I smelled the fumes.

In the first three months, I spent half of the daytime next to the toilet, and the other half of the time, Ge You was lying on the sofa.

Finally, I finally overcame all difficulties and carried it to full term. On the day I gave birth to a fat boy weighing 7 pounds, I finally realized the greatness and difficulty of motherhood.

When my child was 8 months old, I wanted to feed him milk powder, but I tried several different milk powders and couldn't adapt to it.

Either diarrhea, vomiting, constipation, or fever.

Once I switched to milk powder, my fever reached 40 degrees Celsius in the middle of the night, and I even started convulsing.

The doctor said that it might not be entirely due to the milk powder, but it might also be caused by teething and discomfort.

But my family members are blaming me, saying that I should not think about weaning my child so early.

The mother-in-law said: "At that time, our children drank breast milk until they were 2 or 3 years old. That is why you are so pretentious now that you have milk powder."

My husband said: " Just stop messing around, this child has been ruined by you."

To be honest, I feel uncomfortable when the child is not feeling well, and I have to face criticism from the whole family. I was really scared. After all the trouble, I could only breastfeed.

Because my husband is an only child, now that the son is born, the whole family can’t wait to hold him in their hands.

Therefore, the bad habit that children have developed since childhood is to cry when they can't get something. Gradually, he learned that he could use crying to get what he wanted. As he grew older, he became more unreasonable.

He looks like a naughty child in the eyes of others.

I often start crying when I don’t get what I want, and I also learned to hit people and throw things.

Moreover, he was very clingy to me. He would stand at the door crying and calling for his mother when he went to the toilet. The only way to take a shower is when he is asleep.

When the child was 1 and a half years old, I planned to stop breastfeeding him, but he had already started to have his own ideas.

Every time I made up my mind to stop breastfeeding, I always gave in because he kept crying.

The more this happened, the more clingy he became to me, and eventually it got to the point where he was like a koala, asking me to hang on to him every day.

Every time I wanted to be cruel, but I couldn't bear to see his pitiful look.

I repeated this several times, but still failed to stop breastfeeding. Now that he is 2 years old, he still drinks breast milk several times a day.

Sometimes when I get addicted to breast milk, I will lift up my clothes regardless of the occasion, which makes me embarrassed.

Although the staple food is now the main food, my son will still look for breast milk when he encounters grievances and setbacks or when he wants to doze off.

Every time I hurriedly took him to the room and closed the door to breastfeed him.

Everything in my family is fine, but if there are guests at home, especially male guests, breastfeeding makes me feel awkward. If you want to hide in a corner to feed the baby, but the customer doesn’t understand the situation and comes over to tease the baby, it’s not okay for you to continue feeding or not to feed the baby. It’s really embarrassing.

Breastfeeding becomes even more inconvenient when you go out. The baby must be fed when he is hungry, but it is really too weird for you to lift up your clothes and take out your breast to feed in public in full view of the public. ..., so at this time you will feel how grateful it is to have a lactation room.

The recommendations of the World Health Organization and the United Nations Children's Fund on breastfeeding are: exclusive breastfeeding for the first six months, and then adding complementary foods until the baby is two years old or above.

The recommendation of the American Academy of Pediatrics is: exclusive breastfeeding for the first six months, then adding complementary foods, and continuing to breastfeed until one year old. It is then up to mother and baby to decide how long they want to feed.

For new mothers, taking their baby out is quite a troublesome thing. The baby's breastfeeding needs are independent of time and place. Mothers who cannot find a nursing room on the street often feel deeply helpless.

I have seen many mothers who take their babies out and have to feed them in the corners of shopping malls and restaurants. Even though she was wearing a nursing towel, she was still a little embarrassed. People passing by couldn't help but glance at her with their peripheral vision, or they could only take the baby to the bathroom and sit on the toilet to breastfeed.

In fact, we don’t want to do this, but the baby has to eat when he is crying and hungry. This situation will not happen if there is a nursing room.

Friends, how old do you breastfeed your children? Do you have this problem?

Haha, this is a good question. I believe many mothers, especially new mothers, will feel the same way! If you are raising a child by yourself, and the child is one or two years old, sometimes it can be described as really anxious!

I have taken care of my child by myself since he was born until he is five years old. Most of the time is beautiful and happy, with the love and truth given by my child. It is sweet and precious. I am often intoxicated and not easily happy! But many times embarrassment is also common! For example, when he was able to crawl, he had to be taken to the toilet to avoid her falling over! Later, when I could walk, you went to the toilet, and after entering the door with your front foot, he opened the door immediately. He had to come in even if he couldn't do it for a second, hahaha. Later, he always had someone to accompany you when you went to the toilet! It’s also a coincidence that many times he poops while you are eating! You have to put down your bowls and chopsticks and come back to eat! I remember once taking him to a friend’s wedding. At that time, he couldn’t walk yet, but he was very mobile. Before half the meal, his two little hands kept scratching at my body, making it impossible to guard against him! After a while my white T-shirt turned into flowers! During this period, because they were happy, they held my head and kissed me wildly. After three or two strokes, I turned into the look of a madman. Later, when my friend asked me to take a photo, I had to put on someone else's clothes and comb my hair again! Hahaha! There are actually many such things! I believe many mothers will feel the same way!

I hope we can turn our hard work into motivation as we grow up with our children! Record every bit of happiness.

I cut the fingernails of my one-month-old eldest son and cut the fingernails. The child cried so loudly that my husband and mother-in-law came over and asked what happened? I didn’t dare to say it, I just said that if the child cries, just coax it [face covering]

Introduction: In the process of raising children, not everything goes smoothly for mothers. During the process, we always encountered some unexpected situations, and there was no good solution at the moment, so we made a lot of jokes. And when you look back a long time later, you may find that you have done something like this, which may be funny or embarrassing.

When raising children, who has not done a few stupid things? Some of them are repeated over and over again, and some are even forced to do it. What embarrassing things have you done? Here, I will compile a collection of embarrassing things for you to see if any mothers have done the same embarrassing things!

1. Breastfeeding in public is really embarrassing to the point of numbness

Although we need to be decent and avoid suspicion when doing anything outside, sometimes there is really no way to do it when we are anxious. , one time I went out to play with my baby. On the way back, on the bus, the baby suddenly cried from hunger. In desperation, he could only turn around and hide in the corner, nervously lift up his clothes and cover the baby with his coat, embarrassingly feeding the little cub.

2. Novice mothers cried when they couldn’t wear diapers well

Novice mothers have a lot to learn, and it must be said that wearing diapers is also a technical job. When the baby cannot wear diapers well, I often leaked urine. It took me a long time to learn it at the beginning, and I even broke down because of it. Because I couldn't put on diapers, I started crying anxiously, holding a pack of diapers and venting my anger, while my husband looked on with his mouth agape.

3. I forgot to count the spoonfuls of milk powder halfway through.

The amount of water and the proportion of milk powder in different stages of milk powder are different, so every time you prepare milk powder, you must Be sure to count the spoonfuls carefully to avoid getting too much or too little. But sometimes I get distracted while counting, and I don’t remember which spoon I’m counting. I hold the milk powder can and think about it for a long time, and I hold the milk bottle and compare it with the water level for a long time, while the baby is still waiting anxiously to eat. .

4. Squatting with the baby

For a while, the child suddenly had obvious separation anxiety, that is, the mother could not leave his sight for a moment. As long as the baby did not see the mother, he would I cried all kinds of times, and I was the only one taking care of the baby at home. Every time I want to go to the toilet, I can't leave my child alone, so I can only take my child with me to squat in the toilet.

You can hardly imagine how it feels to be watched carefully by a little kid...

5. The child cried so much that the neighbors came over to see what was going on

The children at home love to cry very much, and it is difficult to coax them once they cry. If the child cries too much, the mother will become immune, and every time the child cries, it will fall on deaf ears. However, the neighbor next door didn't think so. One time, the child cried too much, and the mother couldn't spare the time to comfort the child. As a result, the neighbor came to the door to ask if something was wrong.

6. Even at such a young age, she still has to pretend to be cute in public to amuse her children

After every woman becomes a mother, she will become full of childlike innocence when she takes care of too many children. It is necessary to treat children the same way as children. Pretending to be cute and pretending to be cute are common things. But this may be okay at home, but if you go out to the park and pretend to be a child at your age, pretending to be cute, it will really look a bit embarrassing in the eyes of others...

7. Having your pants unintentionally taken off by a child I can only forgive with a smile

When a child just learns to walk and goes out to play, the little kid likes to run back and hug his lap whenever something happens. One time, the child got excited and pushed too hard, and most of his pants were pulled off. The child still looked at him with an innocent face. It was an honest mistake, and the mother could only forgive it with a smile.

8. When a child bites someone because it hurts so much, he gets so angry that he bites back on his head

When a child’s teeth first grow, his teeth are small and sharp, and when he bites someone, it’s like It's so sour. There was a time when the child loved to bite and refused to change despite repeated admonitions. One time, the bite was so intense that I bit the child's little arm directly. Fortunately, I didn't use any force. The child was frightened and looked confused, and the mother also felt heartache after realizing it.

Important reminder: Mothers will always have unexpected embarrassments due to some situations in the process of raising their babies, whether it is feeding milk, making milk powder, changing diapers, crying children, playing outside, or In children's education, there are always a lot of embarrassing things, and many times it is a helpless move.

The first thing is to hold the child and find the child.

The second thing is that my son destroyed all the flowers I had grown on the balcony.

The third thing is that our cats and dogs have become honest after meeting my son.

I was lying at home sleeping, and the child jumped on me and started fussing with me. As a result, my feet were sprained and I couldn’t stop crying. . . Everyone asked me what happened? I'm really embarrassed to say that he stepped on my chest.

When my child was young, I dropped him while I was raising him. I raised him alone twice and ended up falling twice. My mother and My wife and I kept condemning me.

Holding a thirty-pound baby in his arms makes him poop! The aunt is here to scare the crying baby! The baby wouldn't sleep and would sing to comfort me. The guy downstairs came up and asked me why you were crying in the middle of the night. I didn't cry, I sang!

Having said that, as a mother, who hasn’t done a few “silly things” while raising their children? Some of them are still repeated, and some are forced to do so. Below is a collection of embarrassing things that I have compiled for you. Moms, please take a look and see if you have done the same embarrassing things.

1 Go to the toilet with your baby

When your baby first learns to walk, he can’t sit still for a moment, and accidents will happen if you are not careful. Unfortunately, you When you have eaten something bad and want to squat in the toilet, and you are the only one at home, for the sake of safety, you can only take him to squat in the toilet with you.

It’s hard to imagine the “gurgling, gurgling” feeling your body makes when a child faces you...

2 The baby pulls down the pants intentionally or unintentionally, you You can only pretend to be calm and laugh it off

Especially when the baby starts to learn to walk, his favorite thing to do is to pull his thigh and spin around. Once, the baby was having too much fun, and when he got excited, he pulled hard with his little hands, and his pants were halfway unzipped. He also laughed at you with an innocent look on his face. It was an unintentional mistake, and the mother-to-be could only forgive it with a smile.

3 The baby’s bite hurts so much that he gets angry and bites you back

When the baby first teethes, his teeth may be itchy and he will bite you from time to time. During that time , he offends you repeatedly. Once, when the bite hurt, you were so angry that you bit his little hand smoothly. Fortunately, you didn't use much force, and the baby looked confused. Now that I think about it, I feel really distressed.

4 Novice mothers cried when they couldn’t wear diapers

Because it was my first time to be a mother, there were so many things to learn, and I had to admit that wearing diapers was really a challenge. I had technical work and leaked urine when I couldn't put it on well. It took me a long time to learn it at the beginning, so I even broke down. No matter how hard I learned, I couldn't put on the diaper well. I was so angry that I started crying. I even used the diaper to vent my anger. Even my husband dared to be angry. Dare not speak.

5 Breastfeeding in public is so embarrassing

Ever since I became a mother, whenever the baby cries, the mother’s heart feels like it’s about to burst. Once, the baby was waiting in line for a physical examination. Because there were many people and the time was too long, the baby became hungry and started crying and fussing. No matter what, he couldn't be coaxed. In desperation, he found a corner, nervously lifted up his clothes, and awkwardly squatted down to feed the little guy.

6. Forgot to count the spoonfuls of milk powder halfway through

The amount of water and the proportion of milk powder in different stages are different. Therefore, pay special attention to the number of spoons each time you prepare milk powder to avoid having too much or too little. But sometimes, while counting, I accidentally forget to count how many spoons I have. Then, I hold the milk powder can and think about it, and then I hold the milk bottle and compare it with the water level for a long time. The little one waiting for milk on the other side The guy was still waiting there anxiously.

When I was raising children, I saw embarrassing things: I was eating, and the child was pooping, but eating was not the same, and changing was not the same. Also, when you are going to the toilet, the child suddenly cries, and then you hold him while going to the toilet. There are many more...