Humorous sentences

1. Running a red light generally has two consequences, either one minute faster than others or a lifetime faster than others.

2. Envy those who leave without saying goodbye. I can't. I have to take something from you when I leave.

Stop complaining that you can't find the right person in your life. The original math multiple-choice question is

Fourth, you can't find the right answer!

Actually, every time I quarrel with you, I regret it. Really, I should have hit you!

A luxury car passed by me just now and splashed all over me. At that time, I swore that when I got rich, I would buy a raincoat of my own.

6. It is said that marriage is the grave of love. Without marriage, love will not have a good end!

Today, the police caught a thief. The policeman asked the thief what you stole. The thief said that he had stolen a pick, broom and dustpan. The police directly give the thief a big mouth, so you can't steal TV sets and electric fans? Can't you steal some? I'll write. How do you write those words?

8. The furthest distance in the world is that I look at you frequently on the bus, and you look at me frequently. I fell in love with you at first sight, but you are clutching your wallet.

9. My father asked me what kind of life I wanted. I answered money and beauty, and my father punched me in the face; I answered career and love, and my father touched my head appreciatively. 10. It's hard to be a man now. To get into the hall, get out of the kitchen, raise a wife, find a good mother-in-law, and most importantly, teach my mother to swim! 1 1. Seeing others working so hard, so diligent and so energetic on the road to success, ask yourself, don't you want to be a stumbling block to them?

Twelve. Teacher: "Multi-digit subtraction, when the low digits are not reduced enough, borrow from the high digits." The student raised his hand and asked, "Teacher, what should I do if I don't borrow high figures?" Teacher: "You go out."

Thirteen. I don't know how others turn pressure into motivation. Anyway, I will only turn stress into appetite.

14. I'm not that, Hua.

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Ten dollars, but also a long time to consider the little cute, I now, spend.

Five dollars, you have to think about it. The more you grow up, the more tangled you are.

15. Teacher's home visit. Ask the students: Is your family happy? The student proudly replied: happiness! Father came over and slapped him in the face. "Boy, who let you change your surname!" "

16. Don't expect to lose weight,

Bajie is gone.

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I haven't lost weight in eight thousand miles. Besides, he is a vegetarian.

17. Every time you scold others, have you considered their feelings? Anyway, I do. I try not to use dialect, for fear that the other party will not understand.

After all, I can't catch up with that BMW, so I can only watch it go away in the sunset. It's not that my engine is broken, but that my chain has fallen off.

19. I have a bad temper, bad grades, bad temper, bad personality and bad looks. The only thing that can make me proud is: easy to digest!

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10. Some people may only talk about eating dirt and have a lot of money in their pockets. I am different. When I said eat dirt, I actually drank the northwest wind.

2 1. My uncle went on a blind date with a generous gift. When he entered the village, he couldn't find any one, so he knocked on the door of one and asked them for directions. A big girl came out. My uncle looked at the time, stopped asking for directions, and entered the door with a gift. Now, their grandson is in grade one.