A homophonic joke to comfort a friend's unhappiness [recommendation]

Comfort friends not to be unhappy 1. Why aunt never sweats, because aunt is afraid of leaving aunt to sweat.

2. One day, the bear was washing clothes, but there was a place that could not be cleaned. Mother bear said that you rubbed the bear's eyes red and said, "I did."

3. "What if the white balloon bursts the black balloon?" Confession balloon

4. Get off the road, Kay, Dad, get into the tower and leave the tower! What, her? Beware of falling from the tower. Can't let go.

Today, I went to an island called Buevojura Island.

6. When you see the goddess online at night, send her a message: Are you there? Ten minutes later, the goddess replied, yes, why?

7. After burning firewood all day, I asked my mother what was steaming in the pot. My mother laughed without a word, and finally I couldn't help but lift the lid. It turned out that steaming was boring.

8. What 8.Rutihah said was very touching, and everyone said that he was very touching and wise.

9. Do you like pineapple juice, strawberry juice or my baby juice?

10. "Why does the White Snake let Xu Xian go every time she gets angry?" "Because she is best at snake music."

1 1. You seem to have gained weight. It's okay. I can lose weight with you. Let's give up meat (get married) tomorrow!

12. Before he died, Gong Yu said to his son, "Move mountains, move mountains", and his son said, "Shiny".

13. One day, the bear planted a strawberry and mango, and found that the strawberry grew so slowly. Bear said, you can't make berries. You can't make berries. Did you hear that? I can't do it without you.

14. Even I didn't answer. What are you answering, the temptation to go home?

15. Rabbit and Bear's WeChat group was dissolved. The bear talked privately. Bonnie said not to build any more. Did you hear that? Don't say goodbye. ...

16. The tiger in the zoo gave the lion green. Why? Because the tiger has a green lion qualification certificate.

17. One day, when I was playing king, I died all the time. I told my teammates not to go on the road, not to go on the road, not to go on the road, not to go on the road, do you hear me? Put it down.

18. A little mouse stayed at home for too long and wanted to go out and dig. His mother sighed when she saw it. Alas, it really consumes mud.

19. Puffs are squashed, and my mother says they can't be eaten. I asked why, because they are flat puffs.

20. A pineapple went for a haircut. He sat for a long time, but the barber refused to cut his hair. He said, "Leave me alone."

Humorous jokes to comfort friends not to be unhappy Part II 2 1. The light next to the bedroom at home flashed that day and called the maintenance master. What questions did the master ask? I said, "The light next to the bedroom is too flashing." He said, "Catch the vine of love?"

22. Even if I don't coax, what are you coaxing, Hong Shixian?

23. One day, the bear was playing with a balloon bear, shouting and chasing. Don't take the ball away. Don't take the ball away. Did you hear that? Please don't go.

24. If Wang Zhi doesn't change, she will ask Cai Yuan for compensation.

25. Embarrassed, I wore a mask and hat to buy a snack, but I was recognized: What do beautiful women eat?

26. "What book did you buy?" "programming." C++ or java and Shen Congwen

27. Neighbors sing KTV at home. I heard a loud voice, so I asked what brand this microphone was. He said it was louder than wheat. I ate a roasted oyster, which had no taste at all. I cried while eating. It turns out that this is an oyster.

28. Candle: Mom, why does our flame jump? Mother Candle: Silly boy, because we are a little angry!

29. I just went out to buy oysters, and when I walked out of the supermarket, I suddenly jumped out of my bag and got into the soil. When they came back, they found that they liked mud.

30. Nezha asked Wukong, "Demon, dare you!" Wukong: "Love me as ... as you said?"

3 1. One day, the boy was cleaning the table and accidentally killed two ants. Here comes a little ant. The boy asked it, "Little ant, where are your parents?" The little ant said, "You wiped it to death."

32. Yang was poisoned and Ouyang Feng detoxified. He said to the little dragon girl: Don't look at me. The little dragon girl received: Green … green grass has become more fragrant to me?

I went to buy oysters. On my way home, all the oysters jumped out of the bag and got into the mud. So it's called oysters as mud.

34. Who doesn't like easy-to-get love? Think about Zhang Yide's love in history, which do Liu Bei and Guan Yu like better?

35. My friend has been urging me to marry a rich man. Funny, please don't rush me again. Advise Fu, I am willing!

36. The future is really tight now: masks are tight, clothes are tight, and pants are tight.

37. "What will happen to a pear and a grain of rice in the refrigerator?" "Don't leave me!

38. One day, a little pig and a little leopard went to eat. The boss said, what do you want to eat? Pig said, give me some pig food. The boss said, ok, a pig food. What do you want, little leopard? The little leopard said: leopard food. The boss said: Beijing time is eight o'clock sharp.

39. I am ironing clothes today, but no matter how I iron them, they will wrinkle. I said don't wrinkle, don't wrinkle, don't go.

40. I saw my country dog so happy and carefree every day, so I asked him' What is the secret of carefree every day', and he said' Woof, woof, woof'.

Comfort your friends not to be unhappy. The deer always takes pictures of rabbits, but it can't take anything. The deer made the rabbit jump. "You are too short." The rabbit cried out in a hurry, "I'm not short, I'm not short at all."

You don't even like me. What do you like? Hiroyuki

43. My old colleague signed "God is a girl". I asked him why he was so literary, and he said it was called "unfair heaven".

What did you eat today? B: There are no ducks. B: Hot and sour bamboo shoots.

45. Beautiful women's rooms are generally messy. After all, she is a beauty in a messy room.

46. If you don't even cajole me, what are you cajoling? Hong Shixian?

47. Pumpkin purple potato and peanut are good friends. One day, Peanut invited them to play. Pumpkin asks peanut, who else? Peanut said, I am purple potato, do you hear? I only belong to you.

48. I am a steamed stuffed bun with condensed milk and lost my temper today.

49. Some frogs will touch your stomach, because Conan said that all frogs have been touching your stomach.

50. Driving through a small quagmire, the water splashed by the small quagmire was loud, so it turned out to be such loud mud.

5 1. If you don't even talk about falling in love, what are you talking about, crow's feet?

52. If you don't even hold my hand, what do you hold? Holding hands with Guanyin?

53. The small animals are eating, but the elephant is very angry. So this is the Meteorological Bureau.

54. The child asked his mother, why can't the candle flame stop for a while? Her mother said it was because it was a little spiritual fire.

55. Conan has always been used to Xiaolan. He is really a master at using Xiaolan.

56. Once upon a time, an illiterate was walking. He suddenly became literate when he was walking. It turned out that he came to a crossroads.

57. Even I don't cherish it. Empresses in the Palace, what do you cherish?

58. Everyone is a hamburger. Why are you all stupid? I am a baby.

59. Zhuge Liang: "Wind, you blow to the west" Wind: "You are like a watermelon"! ! !

60. Xiao Ming quarreled with his mother, and Xiao Ming made a dash for the door, so Xiao Ming's house had no door.