English riddles, brain teasers

Just like many brain teasers in China make a fuss about homophones, English brain teasers also widely use homophones and puns, which produce humorous effects by asking and answering a question. Below is an English riddle I prepared for you. I hope you like it!

English brain teaser

1. "Watch out for cars at the railway crossing." Can you spell it?

"Pay attention to the train at the railway crossing." Can you spell it without "R"

2. You can read "Madam, I'm Adam." Don't pronounce any m

Can you read "Dear Lady, I'm Adam" instead of "M"?

You can say, "Richard and Robert have a rabbit." Don't pronounce any r

Can you say "Richard and Robert have a rabbit" without pronouncing "R"?

Keys:

1. Of course.

Of course, I-T.

Of course, I can read without pronouncing.

Of course, I will read silently.

Dick and Bob have a rabbit.

Dick and Bob have a rabbit.

Precautions:

Cars, trains and cable cars

Dick and Bob are nicknames of Richard and Robert respectively.

Tutu is a child's talk of rabbits, also called Bunny.

English tongue twister

1 six sharp and clever sharks.

Six sparkling sharks? A prominent tibia.

Three or six short and slow shepherds.

Six slippery snails slowly slide to the sea.

Five six sticky sucker rods.

Six steam cruisers with double rebar.

Seven six thick thistle branches. Six thistle branches.

A pleasant farmer keeps a clever pheasant, and the pleasant farmer and the clever pheasant have a good time together.

A snow-white swan swam quickly in the lake to catch a slowly swimming snake.

If a dewdrop will drop dew, how much dew will a dewdrop drop?

English joke stories

A mistake

An American, a Scotsman and a Canadian were killed in a car accident. They arrived at the gate of heaven, and the flustered St. Peter explained that it was a mistake. "Give me $500 each," he said. "I'll send you back to Earth as if it never happened."

"Done!" Americans say. He immediately found himself standing near the scene unscathed.

"Where are the others?" A doctor asked.

"As far as I know," said the American, "the Scot is bargaining, while the Canadian is arguing that his government should pay."

make a mistake

An American, an Englishman and a Canadian were killed in a car accident. They arrived at the gate of heaven. There, drunken St. Peter explained that there was a mistake. ? Give me 500 dollars each. He said,? I will send you back to earth as if nothing had happened. ?

? Deal! ? Americans say. Immediately, he found himself standing near the scene unscathed.

? Where are the others? A doctor asked.

? Before I leave? Americans say,? I saw the British bargaining, while the Canadian argued that his government should pay. ?