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Seek local folk songs, ballads, proverbs, two-part allegorical sayings and representative dialect words in Ezhou, and be sure to be local in Ezhou! ! ! ! Urgent! ! ! ! ! ! !
crippled child in Sichuan dialect goes to the hospital-treating his feet (consciously)
eating cowpeas with clams-hanging hunchbacks rolling over the ditch-seven arches and eight upturned)
sprinkle pepper in the grave-hemp ghost
mice don't pistol-hit the cat's heart
salted duck in Baishiyi-dry cowpea
drink wine-show your teeth
steam the bean sprouts-curl up and suffer indignities
a jar of radish can't catch ginger. Can't get its paws off
The tortoise scolds the tortoise-same to you
Take off your pants and hit the tiger-shameless, I don't want to
take off my pants and hang myself-shame on you
Crazy girls tell jokes-laugh and laugh
fart and burp-ventilate up and down
Monk Liu plays gong-pie pie
The prince of hell is pockmarked-there are many tricks
Turtles fart-punching the shell
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Blow the fire with a rolling stick-I can't steal it
Fifteen humpbacks sleep in one bed-Seven arches and Eight warps
The skin of winter melon is used as a hat-It's moldy and dusty (downright moldy)
The little baby wears a suit-the old woman in the big vegetable garden dam flies to eat people
The mouse drills the bellows- P > beggars guard the road-sitting upside down to find change
Wang Erniang's foot-binding-long and smelly
Lost at the crossroads-not (knowing) things
No umbrella on rainy days-fairies (drenched)
Humpty Dumplings get wet on their backs (wet)
Foreign horses (wet). P > the old woman is crying-looking at the infinite (teeth)
wearing tofu-boarding
porridge and soaking rice soup-adding Qing (pro) to Qing (pro)
Liu Bei borrows Jingzhou-borrowing it or not
rolling a pin and blowing fire-I don't know anything
P > planting wheat in winter paddy field-strange planting (alas)
brush shedding-methodical
hunchback sleeping-not implementing at both ends
shit as a whip-you can't smell it either. You can't dance without
foot-binding of a lazy woman-smelly and long
nailing palms on the horse's buttocks-too far from the hoof (topic)
pushing a cart in the hall-in a dilemma
ants on the millstone-all stripes are Taoist
monks' skulls-no hair (method)
Dumb people eat rhizoma coptidis. Uncle's beard-ignore
bicycle downhill-don't step on
old woman to powder-not tender (on)
old woman yawns-looking toothless (ya)
scholar fights-fighting for a pen (not necessarily)
two fathers fight-Hu Dou (Hu Dou) < Stone-smelly and hard
Pick up the handkerchief in the toilet-wipe it (open it)
Walk in the house-strange house (object)
fart in the belly button-waist (demon) gas
incense stick (bamboo stick left after burning incense) bridge-sad
There's pus under your feet-it's so bad
you throw a knife at the savage end-there's a fierce paper lantern-you can cross the river with a poke
you can't protect yourself
the meat buns beat the dog-you can't go back
the carpenter wears a cangue-you deserve it
the old man sells a house-God (God) Call
a fly a weight-keep your mouth shut
play the piano on the plane-high-profile
yawning-loud
a dog catches a mouse-mind your own business
hang a mirror on your chest-just look at others, not yourself
a cat cries a mouse- Fierce! Fierce!
Li Jia's tea shop-each said
copper pot to boil water to make tea-delicious
dumplings in the teapot-you can't pour out the goods
noodles in the teapot-it's hard to get
the tea shop moved-started a new stove.
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