Guess the idiom joke

01. There is a bear coming. Come prepared (bear comes)

02. The eleventh book is incredible (book11)

03. Which A kind of bat that does not need to rest and is slovenly (Never-ending bat)

04. A man was painted gold and became a blockbuster (a golden man)

05. The sheep stopped breathing and stood proud (the sheep did not exhale) )

06. Don’t drop your cell phone in the toilet, don’t lose it (wet)

07. Xiaoyu told Xiaoming that her father is impotent and can’t stop (Yu’s dad can’t)

08. The dog stops barking after crossing the single-plank bridge and has a photographic memory (no barking when crossing the tree)

09. The bee stops on the calendar and the wind is beautiful (the bee and the calendar)

< p>10. Two men sitting on a rock killing two birds with one stone

11. A group of women chatting nonsense (chicken-less talk)

12. A group of men throwing eggs at each other and throwing bullets at them (A gun rains eggs)

13. Painters like to draw thick ropes but don’t like to draw thin ropes. (Thick ropes enter the painting)

14. The piano being moved fell in love at first sight (moving) Jian Zhongqin)

15. Eating with chopsticks is popular (chopsticks to the crowd)

16. Conversation between chicken and duck Chicken talks with duck

17. 1 One hundred and one, one hundred and one, all done

18. There are ten sheep, nine of them are squatting in the sheep pen, and one is squatting in the pig pen (one sheep is squatting wrong)

19. Sheep beating Call the eagle, and the eagle picks up the phone and says "feed the yang and serve the yin" (sheep phone, hawk feed)

20. Whose house doesn't have a phone? 　　　　　　　天衣(天衣)

21. Who knows the best about birds? 　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　cedced by a bird of terror

22. Why did the ancients lie on the ice to beg for carps? 　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　

23. Why do male horses run faster than females? ????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? 　　　　 　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　

25. Why do newborn children die? 　　　　　

26. Why does a knife painted blue make a gun very melancholy? Invulnerability (blue)

27. Why does the teacher tell us to cherish four arrows since childhood? Time flies like an arrow (four arrows)

28. Why is it attached to a high school? Stillbirth (Middle School Attached)

29. How to prevent ducks from flying away? Give it a wing (it’s hard to fly with wings)

30. How to make a sparrow quiet? Press it (the crow is silent to press silent)

31. How to make your chest bigger? (Very cold) Tolerance means bigness

32. Which kind of snake has many mouths? 　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　

33. The one who washes his face is called a basin. What about the one who washes his hands? 　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　

34. Which kind of juice is the most difficult to drink? 　　　　 　　　　

35. What can you see at the guillotine in hell? 　　　　　

36. Who can easily finish high school for three years? ?? Mr. Rui (please pronounce ㄉㄤˋ as he is irresistible)

37. How to distinguish the difference between a Xiangbutcher shop and a ***butcher shop? There will be sheep heads (hanging sheep heads for dog meat) at the door of the dog store

38. Why do you have to talk three times at a time? 　　　 Think before you act

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.Why do cats like to hit people? 　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　Because it is a cat likes other peoplea€?s boxing cats

40. How heavy are stars? 　　　　　　 8 Grams (starbucks 星八克)

41. What will happen after the Pacers’ Miller dies? Maitreya Buddha

42. Why is seven above eight in "seven up and eight down"? (Super unbeatable) Because eight is under seven

43. Why can’t you see God’s dick? ??????????????????????????????????????????????? 　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　ious Li How Deeply I Love You.）

45. Which kind of love is often thick? (This is more ***) jan sport

46. Which kind of snake has the strongest vitality? ????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? The other foot was broken by the Titanic

48. Why doesn’t the man go out? Because you become a layman when you leave the house

49. Which chair is the most enjoyable to sit on? 　　　　　enjoy

50. Why was I born to be cold? Because I think, therefore I am

51. Why don’t fireworks hit stars? Because the stars will shine.

52. What are the main ingredients of birth control pills? Antibiotics

53. Why does Harry Potter live in a light bulb? Because Harry Potter is a wizard (Tungsten)

54. Which unicorn is the most delicious? Ice cream

55. Which unicorn is the fastest? Michelin (a tire brand)