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One day you were walking in the street and suddenly you saw a pile of shit. You squat down and take a closer look: "Is it shit?" You dig with your hand: "It looks like shit." You put it in your mouth and tasted it: "It's really shit!" You laugh wildly: "It's a good thing I didn't step on it!" " "The tortoise is injured, so let the snail buy medicine. After waiting for a long time, the tortoise didn't see the snail come back. He cursed: how fucking slow! I'm dying! ! Then I heard a voice outside the door: Shit! Scold Lao tze not to go again! One day, a man was bored at the seaside and buried the body, leaving only his penis exposed. Suddenly two women passed by, and only one said, shit! This thing is still wild! ! After watching the black 100 meter run, the old lady wiped her tears and said, it's so scary! Several coal diggers knelt in a row and were shot, but they fired without aiming. The children ran in fear, and the rope couldn't stop them! My son sleeps with his mother every night. Mom said that you grew up, married a daughter-in-law and slept with your mother. Son: Well, mom said, what about your wife? The son said, let her sleep with her father. Dad said excitedly: this child has been sensible since childhood! Some psycho got a pistol from somewhere. He walked in a black alley. Suddenly I met a young man. Without saying anything, the psycho pressed him to the ground and pointed a gun at his head! Question: What is 1+ 1=? The young man was frightened! Meditate for a long time. Answer: equal to 2''? That psycho shot him without hesitation! Then I pulled the gun in my arms and said coldly, you know too much.

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