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Do you sympathize with Simba for carrying fake bird's nest, or do you face 15 years in prison?
First, Simba was fined 900,000 for the "fake bird's nest incident". It will take him five minutes to earn it back. Let me briefly talk about the principle of Simba scam, which is actually very easy to understand. Let's give an example:
The original value of Chinese cabbage was 1 yuan/tree. Simba blew him into a big-name joint name with a value of 9999 yuan to import limited organic vegetables, and then told fans that he was subsidizing his family at a loss. As long as 998 yuan, only the top 200 families can grab it. Please place an order quickly!
At this time, fans will think that Simba is really my god of wealth, help me save money and help me improve my face. I am proud, I love Simba very much!
But what is the reality? But the fans' pockets are getting empty, they buy a bunch of useless things (only a few are bait to catch people) and continue to support Simba mindlessly.
Simba's purse is getting bigger and bigger, he bought a luxury car and mansion, enjoyed a luxurious life, continued to lie with his eyes open in the live broadcast room, and his acting skills became more and more exquisite.
As long as these "family members" are unconscious, it is estimated that Simba will have to practice hard for five minutes after the replay before he can make up the fine.
Second, consumers should remember that there is no pie in the sky, and Simba is not a god of wealth who makes money out of thin air. We should know what kind of person Simba is. He comes from an ordinary peasant family in Heilongjiang. There is no mine or cornucopia at home. Even a family with mines at home and ancestors' savings can't give benefits every day like he did in the live broadcast. If he really pays the money as advertised, he can't take apart the parts he sells and fill them in.
Under the banner of the son of farmers, what he did was to discredit and hurt farmers. In fact, before the fake bird's nest incident was exposed, many fans accused him of buying fakes from him, but he relied on his identity as a platform brother to forcibly suppress those voices.
The first consumer who suggested that Simba sell fake bird's nest was also deliberately exposed by Simba, and then the consumer was violently attacked by Simba fans, causing the consumer to stay at home all day and suffer from depression.
Fortunately, a professional counterfeiter carefully analyzed the ingredients of bird's nest and threw a hammer in Simba's face, showing the public the real disgusting side of the liar.
Simba himself vowed in the live broadcast that "fake one loses one million" and "ruin everything and sue those smearers" became a funny joke.
I really can't sympathize with such a liar. On the contrary, I have a little sympathy for those who "pay the bill for others after being sold."
Finally, it is no wonder that the small fresh meat and traffic stars in the entertainment circle have no acting skills. It turns out that all the real actors went to the live broadcast circle. Reality is always so magical.
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