Make your wife laugh.

Make your wife happy. Joke 1:

1. The spider said to the crab's girlfriend Shrimp. What's the use of ass? You can tell it's a laid-off worker by carrying two vises all day. ?

Shrimp said:? Better than you anyway. A weaver girl with a mouthful of flowers and intestines. ?

The tortoise brought the girl goldfish home.

Mother turtle whispered to father turtle:? The girl was dressed in rags and thin clothes, and she knew at a glance that she was not a good child. ?

Father turtle said:? Look, look, and pretend to be gentle with a pair of glasses! ?

3. Crab and centipede are blind dates, and the crab keeps its head down after meeting. Centipede dissatisfaction:? How rude! I don't even know how to shake hands.

The crab said nervously, hug? Which hand are you holding?

Mr. Mouse knelt down with a rose in his hand and said to Miss Mouse. Honey, please marry me. ?

Miss mouse said to it: Marry you, you liar. People all over the street say that you like rice. ?

Joke to amuse his wife 2:

The yellow dog and the black dog are lying on the wall outside the kitchen in the sun. They were full, so they talked about friendship.

Yellow dog:? The two of us are together day and night, and there is hardly a day when we don't quarrel! Why bother? Fighting is totally unreasonable! Let's be friends in the future, just like now. How nice it would be! ?

Black dog:? I think so too. If you and I become close friends, our life will be much easier. ?

Just then, a bone was thrown out of the kitchen, and two friends rushed at it like lightning. ? Intimate? Friends? Intimate? Roll together and bite each other.

The world is actually full of such friendship. Listen to them, you think they are single-minded and single-minded; Throw them a bone and they will all become dogs.

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