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Wang Cheng's Script of Selling Bowls

Cheng (Allegro)

My son's name is Wang Cheng,

My parents gave birth to my only one,

No house, no land, no property,

Generations have suffered from poverty.

After the second generation,

I run around waiting on people,

Not enough to eat, not warm to wear,

Every year, I have nothing.

The wind at the door of the onion in the dry land,

Scorpion's tail, rich man's heart,

It is poisonous, spicy and stinging.

The poor have nowhere to vent their discontent.

Served five or six families in a row,

Every rich man has a black heart,

Everything is out of helplessness,

Selling bowls to kill time-light-yin.

(White) Hey, hey, this shopkeeper is burning yam in the furnace pit-it's a gray egg. There is no harm in bossing people around. He was embarrassed to ask for money, dodged and didn't want to give it, and kept it inside and out until the end of the year. He wore a piece of cloth in spring, and his salary was not enough for half a year. I gave him a pack of cigarettes in the summer, and his salary was less than two months. Wearing his rotten cotton shoes, he suffered for fifteen days in vain. At the end of the year, I settled accounts and left a meal without paying. When his mother died, she lent him two pendants and arrested him for a year. Now I've had enough for a year and a half, and I still need him. This is really a watermelon rind wipe-it's not over yet. This old boy is really unreasonable. He wakes me up at midnight every day. He doesn't have enough to eat, and he gets bored when he eats. Not to mention this, you see he is particularly jealous when he meets women. When he touches his face, he looks like an iron shell. Give him a slap in the face and don't change your face, bah! Sooner or later, I will call you a old boys who can't stop losing money, cheating, saying good things and calculating accounts. Well, it's getting late. Let's sell him a bowl.

(Singing) Grandma Yang comes out with a shot,

Huangjiacun once sold bowls,

By the way, look at xianglanmei,

Have a heart-to-heart talk

Boss, come out and count the bowls.

Xin (Bai) was fast asleep. When she heard someone send money, she hurried out to see the king.

Cheng is in front of the door. Wang Cheng, who sent me money?

Is it (white) or not?

Heart (white), that is another dream!

Cheng (Bai) looked at this money addict and turned around to wait for me to hit him. Manned, that's

Whose money is this?

Heart (white) My wow, where is it?

Cheng (Bai) That's not true.

Where is the heart (white) ... where is it? ...

(Turning around with Wang Cheng's finger)

Cheng (Bai), this is coming out.

Heart (white) you this boy, there is no serious talk.

Cheng (Bai) is manned. I mean you think about money when you walk, money when you stand, and money when you sit.

I miss money too. MengMeng dreams of money. I'm afraid you'll have to pay for it for a few days sooner or later.

That's a real pity.

Look at the widow with a white heart. Watching the Three Kingdoms shed tears-worrying about the ancients,

What does it matter to you that you have money?

Cheng (Bai) has nothing to do with me. I forgot that you wanted to cut your ruby, forty.

Five days of bone trough wind. Since I'm here, please call a doctor for your boss and Jia Xi.

Ask a doctor to treat you?

Heart (white) is cured with money, with you?

Cheng (Bai) Oh, you are really a turtle in a jar-staring at Bai. Are you there?

Personally, I think it's always been kicking down the ladder. Your mouth is like a honey bowl.

Bowl, can you say it? (Xue Xin) "Wang Cheng, go and get a doctor for your brother.

Wow, cured, brother will never forget your good points. "For example

There are no words today.

Heart (white) is ok! You can be poor if you want money and have no money.

Cheng (Bai) We are poor, so we can say whatever we want. You are not poor. What did you just say? ...

Heart (white) (urgent) It's getting late, sell bowls.

Cheng (Bai), didn't you come out to count bowls?

How much does the heart (white) bear?

Change (white) ten waist (sound).

Heart (white) endure so much?

Cheng (Bai) This is not light either. My illness is just right. I can't stand it any longer.

Heart (white) eats three plates and eighteen bowls, and once it makes a living, it is exhausted.

Gross.

Cheng (Bai) Oh, boss, conscience matters, just your tea and rice?

How is the heart (white)?

There is no rice in the porridge in the morning, and there is no rice in the porridge at noon. Do you stew yam at night?

It's called peeling. You can't live without bean curd residue. Not as good as your pig and dog.

You can't eat a bite.

Heart (white) does not wow a suffering person, what do you want to eat?

Cheng (Bai) Alas, we deserve to suffer. Compared with you, you get up early.

Wash eggs with yellow wine, leave meat for every meal, seven bowls and eight plates, roast chicken.

Roast duck and delicacies are placed on the same table, and it is common to have a flat stomach.

Rice, hungry snacks, thirsty tea, white sugar and brown sugar, pork stuffing.

The cake is baked with fire, and the dough is covered with white flour bumps …

Heart (white) haha, that is the virtue of my ancestors, my blessing, you are jealous.

Hey?

Cheng (Bai) I am jealous. What are you doing? But say wow.

Heart (white) alas, but I just said wow. It's getting late, so bear it quickly.

Sell some!

Cheng (Bai) is manned, and no amount of this goods can be sold.

Heart (white) goods are sold in piles and can't be done. Take it back before it is sold out.

Cheng (Bai) is an official and does not suffer for the people. Ok, eat your bowl.

Eat at your service. speak Wow, how much more?

Heart (white) plus five waist (sound).

Cheng (Bai) Oh! (below)

Xin (singing) is naughty and infuriating.

Oil cavity sliding adjustment grinder,

Don't sell me more bowls every day,

I followed him quietly today.

Cheng (white) shopkeeper added five cents (paper money), does that count?

(Xue counts bowls)

Where is Xinbai going to sell today?

Cheng (Bai) Huangjia Village.

My heart is already late (white). Let's leave now.

Cheng (Bai) Alas, let's go. (under heavy pressure)

Heart (singing) Wang Cheng is in the front, I am in the back,

Try to find fault with him,

If you don't help me sell it well,

Come back and punish him for a few months.

Cheng (singing) took a few steps out of the village.

Spring is green,

The picturesque spring scenery is really beautiful.

Peach blossom, plum blossom and apricot blossom are white and red.

All the herbs are put on new clothes,

I can't get down in cold clothes,

Unknown plants germinate early,

Have I been waiting on others all my life?

Walking through Li San San Jia Zhuang,

Seven miles through the willow forest,

There are still five miles in Huangjiacun.

Let go of the burden and fan the flames. (lighten the burden)

Looking back, I saw a man,

It seems that the owner Xue Xinxin,

Seeing me stop, he sat down,

Why are you sneaking around? ...

(White) What did the old boy do? Are you afraid I won't sell him bowls and heels?

Going? Well, it must be. Ok, I'll make fun of him today and scold him again.

A few fucking words.

(Sit down and pretend to sleep. Xue)

Heart (singing) Wang Chenggan walked behind me,

Walking makes my head sweat,

Seeing him sleeping on the side of the road,

I can't help being angry.

I want to beat him up,

I'm afraid I can't do it alone,

I am old, he is young,

Fighting is afraid of hurting yourself.

Or hold your breath and call him-

(White) Wang Cheng! Wang Cheng! (Wang Cheng is still pretending to sleep)

Cheng (Bai) look at the wolf! Look at that wolf!

Heart (white) (looking around) how can there be a wolf? Where is the wolf? (seeing Wang Cheng fall asleep again) He

Shit.

(Singing) It turns out that he has hysteria.

(Bai) Wang Cheng, wake up, are you asleep?

(Singing) Suddenly I thought of a plan.

(white) I secretly sold the bowl to someone else and went back to ask him for it. He hasn't.

Give me another six months for nothing. Yes! Ha ... (Stop laughing)

(Singing) The more you think about it, the more satisfied you are.

(slowly approaching Wang Cheng)

Wang Cheng! Wang Cheng! Sleeping dead?

You slept well, wow, but I want you to get hurt.

(picks up the bowl slowly)

(Singing) This bowl is really heavy.

I'm bent over and it's hard to stretch my legs.

Grit your teeth and move on,

It's not very white to instruct people for half a year. (below)

Cheng (Bai) Hehe, this old boy took it for me, saving trouble, bah! knot

I get half a year's salary? You can't even buckle a yellow sand board. Let's ride.

Donkeys read books-we'll see! Your old dog has little stress for a day and a half.

Go to hell. Xin, don't be too proud! I

Follow you quietly. (below)

(The second act begins. Lan Xiang embroidery)

Blue (singing) March sunny,

Peasant families are busy with spring ploughing,

Parents, brothers and sisters farm,

I sit alone and embroider and do needlework.

The stars in the sky are bright,

I like Wang Cheng's good personality,

He is honest and kind,

I often sell bowls to my village.

We've known each other for a whole year,

Respect each other, love each other, have feelings,

Keywords pine leaves, cypress roots,

Wang Cheng and I are heart to heart.

Morning glory, flowering sheep, running green,

See you in February. So far,

Chenopodium grandiflorum is full of flowers,

What person leaves a person to miss others.

Why didn't he come these days?

(Xue's burden is staggering)

Heart (singing) rested seven or eight times all the way,

My back is sore and my legs are sleepy.

Let go of the baggage and catch my breath.

Who should I sell it to?

(white) I don't even yell at people first. What should I shout? Alas!

(whispering) Selling bowls! That's scary!

(Loudly) Selling bowls, big flowered bowls.

(whispering) Nobody, I'm scared!

Lan (singing) sat at home in a daze.

Suddenly I heard the sound of a bowl,

It seems to be Wang Cheng, but it is not.

Put down the needle and thread and open the door.

(Opening the door, wondering)

What is this?

(Singing) Burden is like, people are wrong,

I don't understand,

If you have the heart to ask,

Girl, I don't know.

(Pretending to look around)

Xin (singing) This girl is really nice.

Disc, big face, good talent,

Slim figure makes people love,

Just like a fairy coming down to earth.

Blue (white) bowl vendor ...

Miss Xin (Bai), do you want to buy a bowl?

Lan (Bai) Well, do you want me to have a look?

Look at the heart (white) tube, but don't change it.

Lan (Bai), visit the king city ...

Heart (white)? Wang cheng?

Lan (Bai) Hey, I mean your bowl is not as good as Wang Cheng's.

Heart (white) Wang Cheng? Do you recognize it?

Lan (Bai) often sells bowls and no one knows him.

Xin (Bai) This is his bowl.

Lan (Bai), this matter is obviously your responsibility.

Heart (white) Do I look like a bowl seller to you? I am his cash cow. He is ill, so I'll take his place.

He took it.

(Singing) No wonder I haven't been here for a few days.

It turned out that he was ill, and I couldn't guess.

I don't know if he is very ill,

A stone pressed against the chest.

Miss Xin (Bai), didn't you buy a bowl?

Blue (white)? how much is it?

Heart (white) said, choose a few wow.

Blue (white) is good. (thinking while picking it up)

Heart (singing) black GeDingDing hair big braid,

Flowers, hair, eyes and water,

I'm only eighteen or nineteen,

The more you look, the better you look.

Girl, what's your last name?

Lan (white) surnamed Zhang.

Xin (Bai) is surnamed Zhang. How many people are there in his family?

Blue (white) five mouths.

Heart (white) Oh, five people. Who's in your family?

Lan (Bai), why do you ask?

Heart (white) I want to do more business and push the bowl out cheaply.

Lan (Bai) Our family doesn't do business.

Is Lord Xin Bai at home?

Lan (Bai) There is no one in our family.

Heart (white) (to himself) Well, this is a good opportunity.

How much are five bowls of blue (white)?

Heart (white), look at it.

Lan (Bai), how much do you charge? Wow, how much should I give you?

Hey!

Xin (Bai) I am a good daughter-in-law who catches bean sprouts. Give a few examples.

Lan (Bai), what are you talking about? How much do you sell it for?

Heart (white) really, girl. These are my big fluffy shoes, which are in stock for girls.

I am very satisfied. Girl, this bowl is on sale.

Lan (Bai), what's wrong with you

Heart (white) Well, not bad, not bad!

Lan (singing) It is inappropriate for him to talk nonsense.

The thief stared at me with his eyes,

There seems to be no good intention.

Turn back to your room and close the door.

Miss Xinbai, didn't you buy a bowl?

Lan (Bai) won't buy it!

Is your heart (white) broken

Lan (Bai) has plenty of money.

Heart (white) I am hee hee, I can get it with money or without money.

Lan (Bai), you are a person-

(I want to go)

Heart (white) is here, take it. Wow, who doesn't need it? You take it first.

(Holding the blue hand)

What does Lan (Bai) do? (The bowl is thrown into pieces) Are you here to run wild and bully people?

Shameless thing.

(Cheng backstage shouts: "Who stole my bowl!" " " )

Heart (looking at the broken bowl) Oh, it's a pity to lose this bowl.

(Lan wants to go)

Hey, girl, don't go, let's talk nonsense!

Cheng (Shang, Bai) Who told you to steal my burden? Oh, it's the shopkeeper Why did you put the bowl?

Are you here?

Heart (white)? this ...

Blue (white)! Wang cheng ge ge

What happened to Cheng (Bai)?

Lan (Bai) is too overbearing.

Cheng (white)! This boy is stealing eggplant and picking gourd, and he is right at both ends.

Heart (narrator) They know each other very well!

Cheng (Bai) manned, why did you give me this burden?

Heart (white) (pulling Wang Cheng aside) Let's talk about this later. Hey, Wang Cheng,

You come.

What did Cheng (Bai) do?

Xin Bai, do you know this girl?

Cheng (Bai) Yes, I have. Why?

Xin (Bai), what if it's for your brother?

Cheng (Bai) Well, (to himself) here he comes. There's a chance. I have to clean up.

Not old boys.

What happened to your heart?

What about Cheng (Bai)?

Heart (white) You once said I loved her.

Cheng (Bai) You love others, but others don't love you. ...

Xin (Bai) You just said that our family is rich.

Cheng (Bai) has money? White radish stabbed a knife. Where are you bleeding?

Heart (white) that also depends on how to do wow, other reluctance, this reluctance?

If you want to succeed, your brother can't treat you badly.

Cheng (Bai), then I'll ask you, can you finally drink the donkey and pass the sieve-

Here's the present.

Heart (white) silver is not enough to add money, and it rains all the time. Let's go Wow.

Cheng (Bai) ok, you wait over there and come back without saying hello.

Heart (white) Oh, come on.

Cheng (Bai) can't be slow.

Xin (Bai) Hey, Wang Cheng, you can't be a matchmaker.

Cheng (Bai)' s sheep liver fell to the ground-

What's wrong with the heart?

Cheng (Bai) look at you!

Heart (white) joking, go wow. (below)

Cheng (Bai) can call you old boys who won't say anything, won't say anything and won't cry.

Don't laugh when you laugh. Vanilla, this old boy is crazy again.

Lan (Bai) met such an old rotten head today.

Cheng (Bai) this guy has always been a sore on his head and pus on his feet, which is bad to the end.

An old thing, bullying men and women everywhere. Just stole my bowl, not yet.

Get even with him and bully you. Hey, auntie, they're at home.

Really?

Lan (Bai) is not here. They are all in the field.

Good (white).

Heart (up, white) Wang Cheng!

Enter (white)! Let's go (from the heart) This is an opportunity. I think we should clean it up.

Suddenly, old dog.

Blue (white) packaging?

Cheng (Bai) Yes, otherwise he wouldn't give up.

How to clean the blue (white)? Is it okay?

Ok (white)!

Lan (Bai), stop that now and let outsiders know the joke.

Cheng (Bai) this old boy dare not say anything.

Lan (Bai): Will he do that?

Cheng (Bai) poked his head out of the coffin-shameless, I said him.

You have to come.

Lan (Bai) na ...

Cheng (Bai) I say you do it. Don't be busy, I have everything, you.

Look me in the eye.

Heart (shout) Wang Cheng.

Cheng (Bai) (to Lan) You go first, and I'll say something to scold the old dog first.

Blue (white) Oh.

Xin (Bai) Wang Cheng, why? Is it okay?

Cheng (Bai) Oh, manned, I can't.

Why not have a white heart?

Cheng Bai said he didn't know where you were.

Heart (white) people say they don't know which village my family lives in.

Cheng (Bai) is right. Which village does he live in?

Xin (Bai), which village did you say you lived in?

Cheng (Bai) I said that your family lives in that scorpion nest.

Heart (white) Alas, it's Xue Jiapo.

Cheng (Bai) Yes, it's Xue Jiapo.

Heart (white) What did she say?

Adult (white) people say: Look at your eyebrows. You are as fat as a bird.

Top car stick; Thick as an old sow; Up and down,

Like an old bear. Toad, you still want to eat swans.

Heart (white) Didn't you say that our family is rich?

Cheng (Bai) Oh, I forgot.

Xin (Bai), you are really a big peach steamed with 100 Jin of oatmeal-a wasted snack, go to one.

By the way, I asked wow.

Cheng (Bai), you ask? (to himself) Are you sneezing with a censer-but you should scream.

You're laughing at it.

Miss Xin (Bai), you really don't know me?

Allegro: My name is Xue Xinxin.

There is a gate on Xuejiapo.

This family owns seven or eight hectares of land.

Rent collection and sowing.

Four or five quadrangles,

Cattle, sheep, mules and horses flock together,

More than a dozen large and small enterprises,

The number of long-term and short-term workers is not clear.

Counting my glory,

My name is in Sanxiang Wuli.

If that girl can tell me what I want,

If you want something, you should be quiet.

Blue (white) bah!

(Scattering dirt on my heart and face)

Heart (white) ouch!

Cheng (Bai) deserved it!

Lan (singing) people live face trees live skin,

The walls were covered with slag and mud,

Be strong. I will defeat the old thief. ...

Cheng (white) (fake) Stop fighting! Don't fight!

Blue (white) won't do!

Cheng (Bai) Forget it, forget it!

(Playing while pulling)

Heart (white) ouch! Ouch!

Cheng (Bai), don't hit with a pole!

Blue (white) won't do!

Make the pole into a heart. )

Cheng (Bai) don't push! Don't push! Look at the bowl burden! (Put your heart on the burden) Do the math.

La!

(Singing) Speak slowly.

(White) It was a magnetic surprise. It landed on an exhibition and flattened a basket.

This bowl is rotten.

Xin (Bai) Wang Cheng, go and help brother. Wow, come on!

Cheng (Bai) gets up quickly. Wow, you didn't break anything, did you? I said no, no, no, you said.

I'm not afraid, I'm not afraid. This is a terrible experience.

Xin (singing) Although this girl is careful and hardworking,

This fall gave me a headache all over,

Put a pair of pants on my head,

It made my left and right faces red.

(White) You pay for my bowl!

Who should Lan (Bai) seek compensation from?

Heart (white) calls you!

Cheng (white decoration), the old boys, didn't look back until he saw the coffin or touched the wall. I see

If you don't stop, knock down the gourd and pour oil, and then laugh.

Whoa, whoa, whoa

Will you pay for the heart?

Cheng (Bai), hurry up and be manned. It's a shame to forget your home.

Well, I think you ate all the grains and missed six, and you were slapped and missed your fist.

Forget it. Wow.

(Turn around and signal vanilla)

Lan (Bai) go! Let's find someone to reason with!

Cheng (Bai), did you hear that? I want to reason with you!

Heart (white) What can I do?

Cheng (Bai) I don't know!

Heart (white) or, forget it?

Cheng (Bai) I don't think it's up to you.

Will Lan (Bai) go or not? If you don't leave, I'll call someone to arrest you!

Heart (white) fast! Wang Cheng, what should we do? Why don't you speak for your brother?

Cheng (Bai Shi) asked for it and swallowed it. What does it have to do with my Wang Cheng?

Lan (Bai), somebody!

Miss Xin (Bai), stop shouting! Wang Cheng, tell your brother that he can't treat you badly.

Cheng (Bai) has a knot in his heart in his bean noodle-don't come to this piece of soup.

Heart (white) really, if you can do it for your brother, it's okay, you need your brother's three hanging three,

Dude, don't.

Cheng (Bai): Did I run out of money I borrowed from you?

Xin Bai, you have to do something for your brother.

Cheng (Bai) Of course.

Heart (white) I'll reopen with gongs and drums, and then I'll be punished.

Cheng (Bai) is good! Then kneel down.

What's wrong with the heart? Still have to kneel? I won't kneel!

Lan (Bai), do you kneel?

Cheng (Bai) can't do it without kneeling. Kneel down!

Heart (white) alas, toad jumped the threshold-embarrassed and hurt his face.

Cheng (Bai) You rode a camel to catch a pig, but you stumped it.

You are a rich man and greedy for flowers. How much damage have you caused?

My daughter, how much poor blood have you drunk? I hate you, you old man.

Caida!

(Want to fight)

Heart (white) Alas, Wang Cheng, why did you hit me?

Cheng (Bai) told me why you stole my bowl.

Heart (white) this ...

Lan (Bai) said!

Heart (white) Wang Cheng, girl, today is all my fault. Please give me a break.

When you come back, you must look at it from another angle. Pack your bags and go home.

Cheng (Bai), don't give me that. I haven't finished reading your two accounts I haven't done it for a long time.

I want to wait on you.

That's what it feels like to kill and lose money.

Beaten, lost, lost, lost, won.

Cheng (Bai) cleaned up the old dog and solved his hatred.

Lan (Bai) is very happy to meet Wang Chengge.

Cheng (Bai), what are you waiting for, you old dog?

(Want to fight)

Heart (white) Oh! Mom-(Run)

Cheng and Lan (laughing) (singing) respect each other as guests and love each other forever. From now on, we will often write to each other.