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12 birthday speech
Today, I held my 12 birthday party here. First of all, thank you very much for coming!
In these twelve years, my parents raised me with hard sweat and nourished me with infinite love. Everything they do is for me. Therefore, I must study hard, never disappoint my parents' hopes, and repay my parents with excellent results.
You can tell a few more jokes to make people present lively and humorous! ~
1. Child: Mom, when is my birthday?
Mom: June 15th.
Child: What about you?
Mom: June tenth.
Child: What, you gave birth to me in five days? !
2. The grandson asked Grandpa, "Why did you eat cake today?"
Grandpa said, "Today is grandpa's birthday."
"What does birthday mean?"
"Birthday, which means grandpa was born today."
Hearing this, the grandson opened his eyes wide and said, "Oh, how did you grow so big today!" " "
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