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Israeli intelligence agency Mossad: It once sneaked into Russia to carry out assassinations, but now it was defeated by a German aunt. Is it true?

When it comes to spy organizations, the ones that everyone is familiar with are the CIA of the United States and the KGB of the Soviet Union. I like watching the "007" series and also talk about the British MI6. In fact, there is another young spy organization that is also very famous, and that is Israel's Mossad.

The famous Mossad

In 1951, Israel, which had just founded the country, decided to establish its own national intelligence agency, so it was established on the basis of the former military organization "Haganah" "Mossad".

Compared with the intelligence agencies of other countries in the world, Mossad appears more mysterious. In Hebrew, "Mossad" simply means "bureau."

But when people in Israel think of the outcome, they will think of Mossad, which shows its unique status in the hearts of Israeli people. Just like when Chinese people talk about "entering the bureau", they definitely refer to the Public Security Bureau.

As an intelligence agency, Mossad responds very quickly to various incidents. Its agents are also known for their secretive and strange acting style, with all kinds of tricks and ruthless methods.

As a nation that suffered great persecution during World War II, the Jews were finally able to rebuild their nation after thousands of years. All acts that endanger the security of the Jewish nation or Israel will be dealt with in the most severe and thorough manner. blow.

This kind of attack is often carried out regardless of the cost, and some may be planned for years to decades. In short, there is no word "give up" in Mossad's mission.

Only a small part of the Mossad's intelligence activities has been made public, but this small part alone is enough to make the Jews very proud.

One of them was the capture of Adolf Eichmann, the absconding former high-ranking German Nazi official and the main perpetrator of the Jewish Holocaust.

During World War II, Adolf Eichmann was first responsible for managing the Jewish concentration camps and carried out the final plan of the Jewish Holocaust in a planned and organized manner.

But after World War II, although he was captured by the US military, the cunning Eichmann still escaped from prison and remained anonymous and disappeared.

However, after the Mossad was established, it listed the pursuit of Adolf as a must-complete task and has been pursuing it relentlessly.

This investigation lasted more than ten years. In the 1960s, Mossad finally discovered through clues that Eichmann had been hiding in an Argentinian car company under the pseudonym Ricardo Clermont. .

The process of hunting down Adolf was very consistent with the characteristics of the "Mossad", without any diplomatic mediation. In Argentina, Mossad sent agents to secretly arrest Eichmann on his way home from work. Eichmann was arrested and brought to Israel to face trial.

Because the method was similar to "kidnapping", it still occurred in Argentina, and even caused a diplomatic dispute between Argentina and Israel. But when it comes to ethnic issues, the Israeli government has a tough attitude and unconditionally supports Mossad's action.

Another thing that made Mossad famous around the world was the "Operation God damnation" launched by it after the Munich massacre in 1972.

In 1972, the Olympic Games in Munich, Germany, were supposed to be a grand event to highlight world peace, but they were cast a shadow because as many as eleven Israeli athletes were killed by terrorists. This is The famous "Munich Massacre".

After the tragedy, the then Prime Minister of Israel gave a speech at the airport, announcing to the world that Israel would hunt down all murderers, no matter when, no matter where they were, no matter who they were.

The important task of carrying out this task naturally fell on Mossad. After repeated investigations, Mossad compiled a list of terrorists involved in the tragedy, and launched a retaliatory operation called "Operation Divine Retribution" to kill the terrorists on the list one by one.

In order to carry out this mission, Mossad used its best personnel to "awaken" the agents lurking around the world one by one. Terrorists on the list.

Some people were suddenly killed by bombs as soon as they answered the phone, and some people disappeared inexplicably, and no one was spared.

The entire incident lasted seven years. This public retaliation made Mossad famous. The whole incident was even made into a movie by the great director Spielberg, which is quite legendary.

Dare to break ground on Russia

The prophet of Israel once believed in the concept of striking first, and this concept has also been implemented in Mossad. In the Middle East, Israel and the Arabs have always been in an incompatible situation.

Some extreme people in Arab countries have been clamoring to wipe Israel off the world map.

After all, Israel’s land is not large and there is no strategic depth at all. If it is attacked by nuclear weapons, the entire country will disappear in a matter of seconds. Therefore, Israel has been preventing Arab countries from developing nuclear weapons.

In the 1980s, Iraq built a nuclear power plant with foreign help. Israel believed that Iraq must use the nuclear power plant to develop nuclear weapons.

So Mossad agents found out the location of the nuclear power plant and lurked inside, then guided Israeli Air Force fighter jets to blow up the nuclear power plant directly.

Direct bombing of a nuclear power plant is something only Mossad can do. Fortunately, the Iraqis also rescued them in time, otherwise a nuclear leak would be inevitable.

In order to prevent Iran from developing nuclear weapons, Mossad even did not hesitate to assassinate important Iranian scientists. In fact, in addition to Iranian scientists, Israel’s targets even include scientists from third-party countries.

If they are believed to be helping Iran develop nuclear weapons, Mossad will be tasked with eliminating them. In 1993, six Russian missile experts were assassinated.

Not long after Russia was founded, many scientists and engineers in the military industry would go to other countries to work and live in order to make a living. However, the Russian government had too much time to take care of itself and turned a blind eye to this.

The six assassinated missile experts had one thing in common: they were all invited to work in Iran, so they naturally became the targets of Mossad.

Of course, this does not mean that Russia is weak, but that the Russian government at that time was still in a state of chaos, the KGB was disintegrated, and the new intelligence structure (FSB) was not operating smoothly, which gave Mossad an opportunity. opportunity.

Lost to the wise and brave German aunt

Of course the forest is big and there are all kinds of birds. Although the recruitment conditions for Mossad agents have always been harsh, as the war faded away and peace came, fewer and fewer young people were willing to engage in such dangerous work, and the quality of agents recruited by Mossad also declined day by day.

In Germany, Mossad made a joke before. When two agents were performing a simple task, they were recognized by an ordinary aunt and were almost arrested by the police. It's both a joke and a joke.

What happened is actually not complicated. Two Mossad agents ran to a small German town. As a result, their car accidentally got stuck in a mud pit and could not get out.

The two people were helpless and unfamiliar with the place, but they were not in a hurry and just wandered around. Turning and turning, I accidentally turned into a farm.

The farmer is an aunt. Suddenly he found the uninvited guests and became vigilant. He asked the two people about their purpose of coming to the farm. The purpose of these two agents was not to farm, they just came here by mistake.

Although I didn’t prepare any words, as an agent, my on-the-spot reaction was really poor. The two of them talked incoherently. First they said they liked the horses at Auntie's farm and wanted to take a group photo. Later they said they were here to prepare for a sailing competition.

The German aunt was already suspicious, but once she heard their explanation, she became even more convinced that there was something wrong with them.

There is no large area of ??water near the farm that is suitable for hosting sailing competitions or sailing training. These two people must be lying.

The German aunt decisively called the police. When the police arrived, they searched their car and found two submachine guns.

When the two saw this situation, they panicked and could only take out their IDs to prove that they were Mossad agents and not dangerous elements.

The reason they came here was because there was a German military shipyard nearby, and a submarine ordered by Israel was about to be delivered, so Israel sent them to monitor related security work.

Although the two Mossad agents were finally released due to the intervention of the Israeli embassy, ??the joke has already spread.

Then, the German aunt was asked in an interview when she started to doubt these two people.

The aunt said simply and straightforwardly that the two men in black windbreakers and military trousers looked like spies.

There is much more to Mossad’s stories than these. Some of them have been spread with embarrassment and jealousy, and they are simply a real-life version of "007".

However, in reality, although agents have undergone rigorous training, they are still ordinary human beings and do not have three heads and six arms. However, many of the tasks they are assigned require extraordinary courage, wisdom and belief.

Their service targets are the country and the people, and many people need to remain anonymous for their entire lives. Although their battles cannot be exposed to the sun, they will always be remembered by their countrymen.