What are the wonderful little jokes?

1. This is a true horror story: I heard that as long as you stand in front of the mirror in black at midnight 12, you will see dandruff.

2. A broken jar has its own broken lid, and an ugly ghost has its own ugly love. As long as love is as deep as the sea, Asako can shine.

You are handsome, you are handsome, you are the most handsome in the world, with a cabbage on your head and a sack of kelp wrapped around your waist. You think you are Dong Fangbubai, but in fact you are the second generation failed god.

4. Rooster and hen hatch chicks. This chicken has a brain problem. If it doesn't eat or drink, it won't rest. Cock hen observes stupid chickens. Silly chicken is not paying attention, looking down at the mobile phone!

5. Warning: Your mobile phone is about to explode due to severe internal changes caused by overload. After reading this tip, please put it in an empty place immediately. ...

6. Dear customer, hello: Due to rainy days, the system failed. In order not to affect your normal communication, please put your mobile phone into the water! Thank you for your cooperation!

When I was a child, my family was so poor that I didn't even have a bicycle. I had to take a taxi to school every day. But my academic performance is very good, and I am in the top 70 of my class in every exam.

8. A friend of mine keeps saying "money is like dirt", but he kicked me out when I went to his house to move dirt yesterday!

9. When the phone rings once, it means I miss you. When the phone rings twice, it means I love you ... When the phone rings seven times, it means: Where have you been? Don't answer the phone if you need anything. "

10. You should still be asleep by now. If I accidentally disturb you, I want to say sincerely to you: I'm sorry, I did it on purpose.

1 1. Don't worry about the water in your mobile phone. The mobile company teaches you a trick: put your mobile phone in the microwave for three minutes.

12. Stay at home with your husband if you have time, and I'll treat you to seafood if you don't have time!

13. When the ant meets the elephant, it runs to the front and hides in the soil. The rabbit saw it and asked him what he was doing. The ant said, shh, don't make any noise. I tripped him. "

14. Aaron Kwok, Andy Lau and A Mei live there. They went to Stephen Chow to drink water. Suddenly, Nicholas Tse blew, and a Nicky Wu appeared in the water, holding Ekin Cheng and riding Ka Kui Wong.

15. One catty is not dizzy, and you can still drink half a catty on the wall. You can still drink seven or eight ounces if you think about it at home.

16. The network will expand tomorrow, and the mobile phone may not be connected. Please throw your mobile phone on the ground, and you can make a normal call. If you still can't connect, throw it on the ground repeatedly until it is connected.

17. The steamed bread and noodles fought, and the steamed bread was beaten and cried. Call the steamed stuffed bun to find noodles when you get home. As a result, the instant noodles opened, and the steamed bread said, don't think that you won't know you if you burn your head. Beat it.

18. Wanshui Qian Shan always loves to invite me to dinner. Since there is truth in the world, you weren't there when I invited you.

19. When my girlfriend turns around, the earth collapses and the water flows backwards; As soon as my girlfriend turns around, there will be no light and ghosts in the world; Your girlfriend made three turns and Halley's comet hit the earth!

20. When you read this email, please do the following; Hold your right ear with your left hand, your left ear with your right hand, and stand in the street with your tongue out. You will find that people will give you money!

2 1. The word "piece" in an auto parts factory has been lost and turned into "cow". An old man pulled a cow and muttered, "A car with a cow must have at least one tractor."

22. One day, Bajie excitedly ran to the Tang Priest and said, "Master. Someone called me handsome! " Wukong smiled and said, "This idiot must be online again!

I have known you for so long, and you have always cared about me. I really don't know how to repay you. I will pull weeds for you in my next life!

24. I had a dream last night, and you were the protagonist! I dreamed that you were panting after a pig with a kitchen knife. The pig suddenly knelt down and begged for mercy, saying, we are born from the same root, so why fry each other!

25. What is an optimist? It's ..... like a teapot, my ass is burning red, and I'm in the mood to whistle!