Shocking copywriting

Shocking copywriting

01. You should eat more cosmetics, so that you will be more beautiful on the inside.

02. Go and pry the earth, I think you are quite good at arguing.

03. Are today’s mobile phones so smart? Even a pig can read the Chinese characters.

04. Use one sentence to describe you. You don’t know where to go.

05. If any sentence hurts you, please tell me and I will repeat it

again.

06. The skin is so well maintained, even the wrinkle removal needles were used on the brain, and there are no wrinkles at all

.

07. You must have been a sewing machine in your last life, so you know how to pull and step on it.

08. Some people have too many things to do. When a car passes by their door, they will

take a spoon to taste the saltiness.

09. You should grow some mushrooms in the cellar. If you don’t have one, forget it.

10. The things I like are vulgar, but they really make me happy. You

are also vulgar, but you are nothing.

11. To be honest, I envy your skin. How can you

keep it so thick?

12. You look a lot like the piggy bank you bought when you were a kid. You are fat,

have no money, and you are still a pig.

13. Please continue to maintain your biodiversity.

14. Cold water cannot brew green tea, but sulfuric acid can, but only if

sulfuric acid does not react with impurities.

15. Sorry to make you unhappy, but I think I enjoyed chatting with you

thank you.

16. So clever, you have reached the atmosphere again!

17. My eyes are not dye vats, and they cannot contain your various expressions.

18. Tofu has a brain, but you don’t.

19. Today I listened to Karen Mok's "Cloudy Day" and Jay Chou

's "Sunny Day", but I still can't help but want to send you to the west.

20. Unless I put you in a flowerpot, you don’t even know what a vegetative state is.

21. When people try to lose weight and lose weight, why do you start with brain cells?