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The story of the dragon

"Just like a butterfly can't fly over the sea, no one can bear to blame it"-so, what's the difference between a butterfly and another dragon that can only fly over the sea?

Turning the corner, we sat down in the ramen restaurant and two bowls of hot noodles were brought up.

Old seven picked up sesame oil sauce vinegar and mixed it in a bowl. He also grabbed a handful of coriander and threw it in.

He said, add some coriander.

I didn't like coriander, so I refused his suggestion.

I know, but we drove through many streets for a long time to get here, and we didn't finish all the materials, so we are so sorry about the gasoline.

He didn't give up and continued to persuade me.

I shook my head. Just because I can't add coriander to noodle soup doesn't mean I don't like it.

Old seven swallowed a mouthful of soup, looked up and sighed. I don't like making chicken soup either, but I still need the smell of chicken to accompany me when I serve that dripping hot soup every night. Let me tell you another story.

I put down my chopsticks.

It was when the dragon was young.

I'm listening.

Once upon a time, there was a dragon. He thinks he is ugly, but there are other things that bother him more.

Does the dragon have a heart? A red beating heart?

Mother Long said that time will give you the answer.

Can I find the answer? The dragon thought.

On that day, the dragon learned to fly for the first time. He spread his soft wings, held his head high and soared in the sky.

He crossed the mountains and plains and saw a tall tower in the forest with a girl standing on it.

Why is this? I feel smoke in my throat. He's a little confused.

He just stayed in the corner and looked at the girl, day after day, watching her look at the tower until one day she stopped looking and looked down at the tower.

There is a handsome young man standing under the tower.

Dragons can see the eagerness in the eyes of young people and the burning in the eyes of girls. Looking at all this, the dragon felt a strange feeling, but he didn't quite understand the feeling as if he hadn't mastered his wings yet.

Long thinks he should help young people. He found young people at night and put his head into the house. Do you want to be with her? The dragon asked.

Yes, I love her. The young man replied, his eyes firm.

Then stay with her. Hearing the word love in his words, the dragon felt strange again.

The young man told him that the girl in the tower was going to marry a noble, and only when the young man was in a higher position could he convince the girl's father.

Maybe he wants to be a duke and have his own castle to be with her.

"Then I will give you a city," said the dragon.

If the dragon steps on people, it becomes a dragon; If a man steps on a dragon, he becomes a knight.

So the young man became a dragon knight. He rode on the dragon and fought everywhere.

Dragons don't like war. Although he always grins, he never spits out flames. He shuttled through the clouds, dived, glided across the ocean and spread his wings to the ground. He watched people fighting strangely, and the blood slowed him down all over.

On that day, the dragon knight told the dragon that they were about to capture the ideal city, but the enemy had sharp spears and arrows, and they needed the strongest shield to resist the enemy's attack.

What is the strongest shield in the world made of?

Then I will give you enough shields, said the dragon. He took off his scales and saw his own blood for the first time. It is red.

The Dragon Knight succeeded, and the ideal city fell.

The Dragon Knight brought the girl and took her away.

I want to give her a better life. I want more cities. Dragon knight said, looking at the dragon, eyes full of determination.

Then I will give you more cities, said the dragon. He saw the girl standing on the wall, and her eyes were very gentle.

Therefore, humans and dragons conquered city after city.

It's time for you to be with her. The dragon knows that when people are together, there must be ceremonies.

No, I want her to be the queen and the happiest person in the world. The dragon knight said that his beer belly bulged slightly and his eyes began to become cloudy.

For the last time, I will give you a kingdom. The dragon closed his eyes wearily.

The city was far away, and the Dragon Knight stopped fighting. He let the dragon rest on the road.

This is a long journey. The dragon got on the boat, ate the barbecue and fell asleep.

When he opened his eyes, he found that the rope trapped him. It seemed to be a rope sprinkled with holy water.

He tried to break free. When he got rid of the rope, the suffocating cold surrounded him and he fell into the sea.

The dragon raised its paw. He heard that dragons can climb mountains and enter the sea. Its paws scratched a few times and the water flowed through its paws. Sure enough, people always lie.

When he thought he was dying, he was fished out and left on land.

The dragon looked up at his mother. Doesn't he want me to give him a kingdom?

Mother dragon touched the head of the dragon. He already has a kingdom. He married the king's daughter.

I'll find her.

Mother dragon recognized that it was her, not him, and she smiled. Then you go, son. But mom is too old to keep up with you, so she can't accompany you.

On that day, the dragon crossed the mountains and plains again, and he saw the dragon knight and the beautiful girl in the corner.

The Dragon Knight is having a grand wedding.

The dragon scared people away, and the dragon knight drew his sword and ran up the wall drunk.

The dragon looked at him like this, watching the dragon knight swing his sword and retreat in vain. Inadvertently, the dragon knight fell off the wall.

The dragon doesn't know what to do. He saw the Dragon Knight smashed into a meat pie. He saw the beautiful girl shed tears and looked at him. The Dragon Knight was smashed into a meat pie. The girl's eyes sparkled with something he couldn't see. He didn't know whether it was good or bad, but he felt very uncomfortable.

Sad? He understood. He just wanted to tell Mother Dragon that he had found the answer.

The dragon left there, went far away and found a cave. He is very devoted.

Many years later, the dragon looked at the mouth of the cave and a figure passed by at the foot of the mountain.

She was wrapped in a red robe and carrying a fruit basket. That's a witch. I heard that a woman who is too sad will become a witch. The dragon thought.

The dragon thought she glanced.

She gave me a look, the dragon thought.

The dragon recognized the face, the beautiful girl on the tower.

Should I say hello to her? He felt a little hesitant. He suddenly felt very tired and his eyes were still wet.

She seems to have forgotten me. Maybe I should have a good dream. He got rid of those thoughts, shrank back, yawned, closed his eyes and fell asleep quietly.

The story ends here. Old seven swallowed the last bowl of noodles. Maybe there will be another story to think of.

I want to hear your story, I told him, but children prefer fairy tales.

Old seven moved the bowl and looked at me. What is the difference?

Of course, I insist that your story is always incomplete.

Will it remain incomplete? A good story, the bad dragon knight died, and the rest are alive and well.

I argued that this kind of life is not good. Besides, I didn't like this story from the beginning. These are all stupid things.

It's not stupid at all, said the old seven. He stood up, paid the money and turned to me. Sometimes I finish the story, turn off the light and listen to the little cute breathing evenly. I think if she likes it, I would like to pick a star for her, although it sounds impossible to you.

He paused and continued, this meal is on me, and the next meal may be on me, because it's you and me. Just like in love, no one owes anyone, only who and who. Just like I told you a story, you still didn't add coriander.

I've really thought about it. Maybe, I'm still waiting for the next story.