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Humorous stories that third-grade pupils can understand.
A pig, a sheep and a cow are kept in the same corral. Once, the shepherd caught the pig, and it screamed loudly and resisted fiercely. Sheep and cows hate its howling, so they say, "He often catches us, and we don't bark." The pig replied, "catching you and catching me are two different things." He only wants your hair and milk, but it's killing him to catch me! " ? "
It is difficult for people with different positions and different environments to understand each other's feelings; Therefore, we should not gloat over the setbacks, setbacks and pains of others, but should have a feeling of care and understanding. Have a tolerant heart! ?
2. Are you alone?
The little snail asked his mother, "Why do we have to bear this hard and heavy shell when we are born?" ?
Mother said: "Because our bodies have no bones to support, we can only climb, but we can't climb fast.". So I want the protection of this shell! " ?
The little snail said, "Sister Caterpillar has no bones and can't climb fast. Why doesn't she have to carry this hard and heavy shell? " ?
Mother said, "Because sister caterpillar can become a butterfly, the sky will protect her." ?
The little snail said, "But Brother Earthworm can't climb fast without bones, and he won't become a butterfly. Why doesn't he carry this hard and heavy shell? " ? ?
Mother said, "Because Brother Earthworm can drill soil, the soil will protect him." . ?
The little snail began to cry: "We are so poor, the sky is not protected, and the land is not protected." ?
Mother snail comforted him: "So we have shells!" " " ?
We don't rely on the sky, we don't rely on the ground, we rely on ourselves. ?
3. Sharks and fish?
Someone once did an experiment, putting the fiercest shark and a group of tropical fish in the same pool, and then separating them with tempered glass. At first, sharks kept hitting the invisible glass every day, but in vain. It can never cross the other side. The experimenter puts some crucian carp in the pool every day, so the shark is not short of prey, but it still wants to try the delicious taste on the other side. It still keeps hitting the glass every day. It tried every corner and tried its best every time, but it was always scarred. Several times, it was bleeding and lasted for several days. Whenever the glass breaks, the experimenter immediately adds thicker glass. ?
Later, sharks stopped hitting the glass and paying attention to colorful tropical fish, as if they were just moving the murals on the wall. It began to wait for the crucian carp that appeared every day, and then hunted by its agile instinct, as if it had returned to the sea, but all this was just an illusion. At the last stage of the experiment, the experimenter took the glass away, but the shark didn't respond. Swimming in a fixed area every day, it not only turns a blind eye to those tropical fish, but even when those crucian carp escape there, it immediately gives up chasing, indicating that it never wants to go there again. The experiment was over, and the experimenter laughed at it as the most cowardly fish in the sea. ?
But everyone who has been lovelorn knows why, because it is afraid of pain. ?
4. Miracle?
In a remote town in France, it is said that there is a particularly effective spring, and miracles often occur, which can cure various diseases. One day, a veteran who was on crutches and lost a leg limped across the street in the town. The villagers nearby gave a sympathetic kiss back and said, "Poor guy, is he going to pray to God for another leg?" This sentence was heard by veterans. He turned to them and said, "I don't want to ask God for a new leg, but I want to ask him to help me so that I can know how to live without one." 」"
Imagine: learn to be grateful for the lost and accept the lost fact. Regardless of the gains and losses of life, always make your life full of light and glory, stop crying for the past and work hard for a high live and high life. ?
The story of fisherman and goldfish
I like listening to the ghost story of Cinderella marrying the prince //zh ew/g/ This website is the complete story of China Children's Network _, and I believe I can find something suitable for you.
Choose one for the time being, which is easy to understand and acceptable to junior three students.
Song of the stream? Author: Yan Wenjing formerly known as. Born in 19 15. He is the author of Prose Collection, Selected Prose of Yan Wenjing, Fairy Tales Collection, South-South and Uncle Beard, and the novel One's Trouble. ? There is a song in the stream that can never be sung. ? A happy stream hummed and ran day and night. There is always an echo of his singing in the valley. The sun came out and the sun smiled at him. The moon is out. Smile at him. In his clear eyes, everything in the world is as fresh and happy as himself. He kept greeting things he met and said to them, "Hello, hello!" " " ? The stream is flowing and playing. He patted the colorful stone eggs on the shore for a while and touched the grass sticking out of his head in the sand for a while. He let floating leaves turn around for a while, and Doby chased his tadpole for a while. Small leaves are not afraid, gently turned twice, and then floated forward. Little tadpoles may be a little ticklish, so they swim to the shore quickly; Tadpoles with calves also push their legs away like mother frogs. ? The stream ran forward with a smile. There was a big stone in his way, so he jumped twice and rushed down. Nothing can stop him from running. His voice is clear, and the echo that keeps ringing in the valley is clear, which makes people forget fatigue and sadness. ? The stream flowed in the narrow valley for a long time, and then it came to a corner. There is a dead stump and a small piece of yellow grass. The dead stump is very old, but the yellow grass is not young. They stay together every day, complaining. They feel that nothing is appropriate and nothing is interesting. There was no new complaint afterwards, only a sigh. They looked at the lively and happy little stream passing by and felt very strange. They asked him, "Hey, little stream! So happy, where are you going? " ? The stream replied:? "Go to the front, of course. " ? The dead tree stump sighed and said, "Alas, alas! What are you up to? Take a break! " ? Huang Cao also sighed and said, "Alas, alas! Exhausted is not fun. Stay here. It's not very good, but it's good. " ? The stream looked at them and smiled. "Why? Don't! Can't stay! " ? In a blink of an eye, the stream left them behind and he continued to run forward. There is a village ahead. There is a water mill waiting for him in the village. ? In this way, the stream ran tirelessly, and gradually some other streams joined him, and the stream grew up. ? Then, a small river, growing from a small stream, sang in the sand and ran forward in the morning and evening. He is full of energy and energy, cheering for the vast vilen on both sides of the strait. He stirred up the sediment deposited on the bottom of the water, rolled up the floating dead branches and spun violently. He happily pushed the raft and lifted the heavy wooden boat to sail forward. Nothing can stop him from moving forward. There was a stone beach ahead, so he roared and rushed over. The river flows like this and keeps flowing forward. ? A lonely crow followed him lazily for a while. Seeing that the river is always so active and in such a hurry, the crow feels very strange and can't help but ask: hey, river! So busy, where are you going? ”? Xiaohei replied:? "Go to the front." ? The crow flew down, approached him and threatened him. "Hey, don't be happy! Still think about it, there is nothing good in front. " The river has not forgotten that it is a small stream. He smiled. "Why? I don't listen to you! You can't stay! " ? The crow was angry, suddenly speechless, and cried:? "ah! Ah! Ah! " ? The river soon left the crow behind and continued to run forward. There is a sluice ahead, waiting for him to push the generator. Xiaohei happily did all the work that should be done. There is another city ahead. ? This river runs tirelessly, and in this way, some other rivers join him first, and then the river grows up. ? Then, a big river sang in a low voice and ran forward. He became very strong and accumulated great energy. He looked at the peaks hidden in the white clouds in the distance and greeted them with a loud and deep chest sound. He easily set off waves and calmly lifted the huge ship to help them sail quickly. He suffered a lot, but he didn't feel any burden. The river flows like this and keeps flowing forward. ? Those who were swept up by the waves and drifted with the tide felt tired and asked, "Hey, Dajiang! Where are you going if you keep running like this? " ? DJI replied? "I have to go to the front." ? The tired and panting sediment said angrily, "In front, in front! There are not so many' front desks'! It's almost time to go, let's take a breath! " ? DJI has a good memory. He did not forget that he was originally a stream and smiled gently. "Why? No way! Can't stay! " ? The sediment sinks secretly in anger, but the river keeps flowing. Many days are like one day, and many months are like January. He passed through countless prosperous cities and wealthy villages, and did countless things for people, and finally came to Haikou. ? DJI still doesn't know what fatigue is; He ran and ran and walked straight ahead. ? Thus, the endless blue ocean surges with joy. The sea churned with white foam and gave a strong song in all directions. He is so complicated and so simple; So fierce and soft. He never stopped exercising for a moment. ? At the bottom of the sea, a sunken ship covered with shells, rotting only to a rusty iron shell, has long been impatient with the endless shaking of the ocean, quietly asking: "Can I have a rest?" ? The ocean remembers everything, he answered in a clear voice like a stream. "rest? Why? That won't do! " ? His endless waves fell together like this, without head or tail. The moon is out. Smile at him. The sun came out and the sun smiled at him. The ocean feels the whole world, and everything seems to be close to it. The ocean aroused his enthusiasm even more. He keeps going up, up, forward, in all directions. Countless small round water drops jumped up and left him, flying to the pure blue sky. ? The huge ocean sings the song of the small stream: "Never stop, never stop!" " ? Xiaoxi's songs can never be sung, and his songs will never be sung. Students in Grade Three can say "Three Kingdoms" to them. I think my sister listened to the dialect version of Legend of the White Snake.
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