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What did your husband do to make your teenage heart explode?
2. I was in the company, and my husband called me and asked me to go downstairs to deliver the key. As a result, I looked down and saw roses and snacks. You lied to me on purpose
3. Once, I wore a new skirt, and I couldn't fasten the rope buckle of that skirt, so I tied a knot casually and asked if the new skirt looked good. My husband looked at it for a while and said, it looks good, but the rope buckle is wrong, so he sat in the chair and helped me re-fasten it.
4. I played QQ with my husband and found that he is a female number. I asked him why. He said he played too well. There is always a woman to add him. Preferably a female number. At least he is not interested in chatting with men.
5. My daughter is six years old, and it is very cold to play sailor. She put her hand on her husband's face and jokingly asked her father if he was cold. Her husband was so excited that he told her to cover her hands quickly. My daughter raised her hand to tease me. My husband suddenly raised his voice. "If you dare to touch your mother, I will kill you. Do you believe it or not? " I had a fever and a cold repeatedly in those days, and my husband poured warm water to brush my teeth.
6. One night when I had a fever, he opened his eyes and asked questions. He vaguely said that he would help me rub my hands, and then he never stopped. Later, he said that his waist was quite full, and he changed his posture to continue.
7. Once, I had a vasectomy and he cried. He said he owed me all his life. Once, I was ill in the hospital, and he went to get the test sheet (nothing happened). He cried in the stairwell. Go home to pick up the children and cook. After ten years of marriage, I have never quarreled, let alone fought. My friends say that I live very young. Good men can really make women live in fairy tales like children.
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