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A boy = 1 million.

We live in the country. Compared with the previous generation, today's couples have a 180 degree turn in their thinking about having children. Those who used to have daughters but no sons all said that they had no hope and looked down upon them. But I don't know when people like to have daughters.

Everyone wants to get a "good" word, so if both children are happy, the family will naturally be happy. If the first child is a daughter and the second child is a daughter, many families will choose to give birth to a second daughter with a good name: the boss is good to have company.

But if the first child is a son and the second child is also a son, people will worry. Why? It's not just about money.

If you have two sons, your neighbors will "kindly" advise you to tighten your belt and do a good job in the future! Because each boy gets at least 6.5438+0 million, and two naturally get 2 million. This is everyone's joke, but it is also a fact. From birth to adulthood, the tuition and living expenses of a boy add up to 654.38+0 million, don't they?

Our county belongs to the 17th and 18th tier cities in China. It is the cheapest kindergarten in the county. 600 a month, 7200 a year. Plus food and clothing for children, it costs at least 1000 yuan a year, and three years of kindergarten life is 30,000 yuan.

In primary and junior high schools, it is difficult for public schools to enter. You need to have a purchase contract for the county seat, which is a big expense. If not, you can only go to private schools, which are closed schools. The tuition fee is about 8000 yuan per quarter, one year 1000 yuan. Plus the children's food and clothing, it costs at least 20 thousand yuan a year. Nine-year compulsory education such as junior high school graduation will cost at least 6.5438+0.8 million.

The popularity of universities is getting higher and higher, and most families will choose to let their children go to universities, junior colleges or undergraduate courses. Although the university is only four years, it is the most expensive four years. Let's talk about second-and third-tier cities like Zhengzhou, let alone going to Beishangguang.

After going to college, tablets, notebooks and mobile phones are all basic configurations, and every child must have them. Sometimes they are accidentally lost or damaged and have to be bought again. College meals are more than one grade higher than high school. All kinds of hamburgers and cokes, dinners between classmates and branded clothes are not small expenses. Occasionally travel with classmates, talk about a boyfriend and girlfriend, plus tuition, at least 30 thousand a year. After four years, it will be 1.2 million, which is almost the level of second-and third-tier cities. If it is a first-tier city like Beishangguang, the price will rise again.

Ok, this is the basic bill from kindergarten to university. Kindergarten needs 30,000 yuan, primary and junior high schools need 1.8 million yuan, and universities need 1.2 million yuan, which adds up to 330,000 yuan. Do you think that after your children graduate from college, they don't have to worry about it? Of course not.

After graduating from college, he needs to work for 3-5 years to have a stable income. In the first two years, some young people were not paid enough, and sometimes they even needed some subsidies from their parents. Therefore, there will be "old people" in society. Although there are many reasons, parents don't have to pay this fee.

When a child has a stable job and a stable income, it's time for him to start a family again.

The first big expense of starting a family is of course the house problem. The house price in our county is about 4500, and the salary is about 2000. There are not a few cities like this where house prices are out of proportion to wages. Buy a 3-bedroom apartment with a flat price of 130, with a total house payment of about 700,000 yuan, a down payment of 30% and a loan of about 200,000 yuan, with a monthly payment of about 2,500 yuan for 25 years. Many people choose to borrow money to buy a house and settle the house payment at one time. For farmers, it is simply a fantasy.

Ok, the wedding room will pay him a down payment for the time being, which is calculated at 200 thousand.

When getting married, the woman usually wants a car. Nowadays, young people generally don't want a bad car when they get married. I think it's better to buy a good car right away. The car is about 654.38+0.5 million. This money, parents generally choose the full amount, because they don't want the young couple to be under too much pressure after getting married, and they have to pay back the car loan and mortgage.

With a house and a car, there is another big item, that is, the bride price. As for the bride price, like us, it ranges from 56,000 to189,000. Take a middle price, which is about 6.5438+0.3 million.

Before marriage, the bride price of the house and car adds up to about 480 thousand, and then three gold, 500 thousand is sure to be spent.

The key is the current market price. The child is still so young. I don't know how much I will get married after 20 years. So it's no exaggeration for a boy to need 1 10,000.