Cold jokes like stones and rice cakes.

Joke 1: A big rice cake quarrels with a small one. When the small one turns over, the big one says, "If you turn over again, I'll throw you into the river!" "

The little rice cake didn't listen, but it was full, and the big rice cake threw it into the river.

Joke 2: A couple say goodbye by the river. This man is going to be a soldier. The man said to the woman, "You must wait for me." The woman agreed. She was just waiting by the river, and she was bored.

She fished, catching one on the first day, two on the second day, three on the third day and four on the fourth day. What did she catch on the fifth day?

Answer: Little rice cake!

Joke 3: One day, a psychopath on the plane threw the toilet out of the plane. Why?

Answer: Because he is insane.

Joke 4: Two cars collided on the expressway, and two drivers were ready to get off and blame each other. As a result, one of them got off the bus and died. Why?

Answer: I was killed by a newly dropped toilet.

Joke 5: A mother gave birth to a baby and was ugly, so she called him a pig. Mother wants to throw him away. First she threw him into the country, but he came back by himself. Then she took him away.

He left it by the sea, but he came back by himself. His mother left him for Africa again. What happened?

A: He's back.

Joke 6: Jay Chou will come one day, and fans will pick him up. 1 It's Jolin Tsai. Fans are disappointed. Keep waiting. Show Lo is next.

Fans continue to be disappointed and wait. Who's next?

Answer: piggy!