There is a joke about his married life with June Wu in the martial arts post bar. Their daughter's name is Yaya.

Xiaoyi: LG, I saw you flirting with other women in the street today.

Yu Jun: No, you are wrong.

Xiao Yi: I am not mistaken.

Yu Jun: When I say you are wrong, you are wrong. Why are you so unreasonable?

Xiaoyi: Hello, hello.

So, the first-year students went to the toilet to brush the toilet, and after the quarrel, they all went to the toilet to brush the toilet.

One day Yu Jun couldn't help asking: lp, do you really get rid of the air every time you go to the toilet to brush the toilet?

Xiaoyi said: I don't know. I use your toothpaste every time I brush the toilet anyway.

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It's a Saturday morning

Xiaoyi: LG, come on. I bought you a new dress.

Yu Jun: Come on, come on, I knew Xiaoyi Baby was the best.

Yu Jun-LP This is a transparent suit.

Xiao Yi: Nothing, nothing. You just need to wear a sling inside.

One Sunday morning.

Yu Jun: Baby Xiaoyi is up, and the sun shines on her ass.

Xiaoyi: Don't lie to me, it rained today.

Yu Jun: I made your favorite noodles with Scottish gravy.

Xiaoyi: Put it on the table.

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Yu Jun: LP, if you don't get up, I'll eat your noodles.

Xiao Yi: You have no courage.

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Another night.

Wu Xiaoxing: Jun Xiaoyu, my brother always said in front of his raincoat that Wu Xing and Jun Yu are the most important things in his life. That means he still cares about me.

Yu Jun found Xiaoyi angrily: Xiaoyi, who do you think is the most important person in your life?

Xiaoyi: Xing Wu and Jun Yu.

Yu Jun sat on the ground: You really care about Xing Wu.

Yi: I'm not finished yet. Ranked in no particular order.

One day, Yu Jun was interviewed.

Reporter: June Wu, who do you like best among domestic singers?

Jun Yu felt a murderous look coming from XiaoYi.

Yu Jun swallowed: Wushu.

Reporter: What about foreign countries?

Jun Yu once again felt the murderous look coming from XiaoYi.

Yu Jun swallowed again: Philip.

Xiaoyi satisfactory nodded his head.

One day xiaoyi came home (how did the child come? )

Xiaoyi: Mom, did you and our headmaster know each other before?

Xiao Yi: Who said that? I don't know.

Xiaoyi: Nothing. Dad's not here. You agreed.

Xiaoyi: I really don't know. What happened?

Xiaoyi touched her head and said, then this principal is really strange. Today, I sang "My Dad" in the singing contest, and he has been sitting under the stage nodding.

One day, Sean went to play with a little artist.

Xiaoyi said: I feel as if I have gained weight recently.

Xiaoyi asked Yu Jun: What do you think?

Jun Yu said: No, no.

Xiao Yi asked Sean again: What do you think?

Sean said, it's simple. Take a look at it.

Jung-woo's pent-up anger broke out.

Yu Jun: I was bitten by a spider yesterday.

Xiaoyi: Ah, LG, are you all right?

Yu Jun: That's not what I meant. I wonder if I will become Spider-Man.

Xiaoyi: = = Will it become Shen Dianxia if it is split by electricity?

Xiaoyi: Who is Yu Jun Yu Jun?

Goldfish: Mine, mine is mine.

Xiaoyi: Smelly. Smelly is really smelly.

Xiaoyi: LG LG, you haven't praised me for a long time.

Yu Jun looked at Xiao Yi from head to toe and said, "It's beautiful, even the toes are so beautiful."

Big toe sinking fish,

Wild geese on two toes,

Four toes close to the moon,

Five toes are ashamed of flowers,

Even the toe seam is beautiful,

Xiaoyi moved his middle toe and asked, where is the middle toe?

Yu Jun: Don't erect the middle toe, but remove it vertically with black powder.

Xiaoyi: LG, you are really talented.

Yu Jun: Xiaoyi, as soon as I entered the waiting room today, a goldfish came up to me and took out something like cough syrup from my bag and put it next to me, saying it was for me.

Xiao Yi: Did you say thank you?

Yu Jun: Yes, but I added a sentence at the end.

Xiaoyi glanced at him: it won't be someone asking for a mobile phone number.

Yu Jun: No, I said, wait a minute, can you give me a plastic bag?

Xiaoyi: LG I was bitten by a mosquito yesterday.

Yu Jun: Catch mosquitoes in the future. ...

Xiaoyi: Put it in someone else's quilt.

Yu Jun: No, we should raise him, send him to school, buy him a house and marry him.

Xiao Yi: Why? He bit me.

Yu Jun: Yes, after all, your blood flows in it.

Xiaoyi always likes to look at Yu Jun when eating.

Xiaoyi: LG, you are really made of water. No matter how you eat, you will not get fat.

Xiaoyi pinched her stomach: Why am I made of meat?

Jun Yu, who was busy eating, suddenly stopped and said to Xiaoyi, LP is fine. Zhang Jianbo is still made of fat.

Yu Jun is going to Shang Yan again.

Xiaoyi: Goodbye LG. Have a nice trip.

Xiao Pang: The plane can't say bon voyage.

Xiaoyi: Bah, what I just said doesn't count.

Xiaoyi: Come back soon, dear.

One morning, Yu Jun found Xiao Yi with a fart.

Yu Jun: Xiaoyi, my classmate said that I saw Xiao Pang at the airport or at the exit today.

Xiaoyi: Oh.

Yu Jun: What do you think he is doing?

Xiao Yi: I summarized three situations.

1. You are dreaming. Your classmate is sleepwalking. 3. Xiao Pang is sleepwalking

One day, Xiao Yi (still unexplained) found Jun Yu.

Xiao Yi: Dad, why do I have a single eyelid?

Yu Jun: Single eyelid is very good.

Xiaoyi: Why?

Xiaoyi: How stupid! You can cut a single eyelid into double eyelids. Can you cut double eyelids into single eyelids?

Yu Jun: Look at your mother. She's too smart.

In other words, Small jade is going to the party.

Xiaoyi: LG, what do you think Xiaoyu should wear?

Yu Jun: The back of the coat is slit, the waist is slit, the lower body is hot pants, and there are a pair of stockings and running shoes.

Xiaoyi muttered: How can you make women's clothes so well?

Yu Jun: Can you stop? Before I married you, I watched your video with IME more than 20 times.

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Xiao Yi: Dad, Dad, I have two moles on my face.

Yu Jun: Ah, what's the matter? Show it to your mother.

Xiaoyi: Mommy, Mommy, I have two moles on my face.

Xiaoyi took a look at xiaoyi: very good, the boy succeeded.

Xiaoyi likes Justin since she was a child. One afternoon.

Xiaoyi found Yu Jun crying: Dad, the headmaster took my Justin poster.

Yu Jun: Little darling, don't cry.

Xiaoyi: Dad, help me scold the headmaster.

Xiaoyi: What are you scolding? Just write on the bulletin board: give me Justin back! ! !

Xiaoyi: Yu Jun LG, why do you always stare at Chen Xiaoxiang when he comes to my house?

Yu Jun glanced at Xiaoyi with his peach blossom.

Yi: I'm not interested. I'm just confused.

Yu Jun: I stare at many people, too. Why do you always ask him?

Yi: I'm not interested. I'm just confused.

Xiaoyi went out to participate in activities.

Yu Jun said to Xiao Pang: Whenever I am hungry, I miss Ipoh very much. The more I think about it, the hungrier I feel, and the more I want to cry.

Xiao Pang: Do you miss him now, or are you hungry?

Yu Jun: I don't know. Now I think he's going to cry, and I wonder if I'm hungry.

One day, Yu Jun looked at his skin in the mirror.

Yu Jun: Zhang Jianbo, tell me how to make your face white and red.

Xiao Pang: Now my face is covered with flour.

Yu Jun: Then what?

Xiao Pang: I asked Wu Xiaoyi to stare at you for a few seconds.

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Xiaoyi is back.

Yu Jun hugged Xiaoyi: Xiaoyi Baby, I miss your dark circles these days. What did you say?/Sorry?

Xiaoyi: How do I know what to do?

Yu Jun: You said you said you said you said you said you said.

Xiaoyi thought for a long time: paint with white pigment and it will turn white immediately. White pigment is a good thing.

One night, Xiaoyi kept looking at Xiaoyi's mother while eating.

Yu Jun: Xiaoyi, why do you keep looking at your mother?

Xiaoyi: I learned a lot from my mother. Mom is my idol.

Xiaoyi smiled shyly at this sentence.

Small jade: That father is my boss.

Jun Yu grinned and said, Look at our Xiaoyu. Remember, little fish, people are floating in the rivers and lakes. You can be short, unattractive and have no money, but you must follow the boss.

Xiaoyi: Just teach bad children.

One morning, XiaoYi touched her neck.

Xiaoyi: Yu Jun LG, my neck is stiff and I feel uncomfortable.

Yu Jun: Go to sleep for a while.

Xiao Yi: Can you go back to sleep?

Yu Jun: You try. If I can, I will take the doctor's qualification exam tomorrow.

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One night, Xiaoyi was updating Weibo.

Yu Jun: Why do I like you better?

Xiaoyi didn't speak, bowed his head and blushed.

Yu Jun: Xiaoyi, why do you look good in any clothes? What on earth fascinates me about you?

Yi still didn't speak, bowed his head, blushed, leaned over and kissed it gently.

Xiaoyu: Xiaoyi, how much do you love Justin?

Xiaoyi: Hmm ... How can I describe it to you?

Fish, what would you do if a bullet flew at him now?

Xiaoyi: I tried my best to block bullets for him with my chest.

Fish: I'm not as stupid as you. I blocked it with my back so that I could give him a hug.

Yi: LG, I was bitten by a mosquito again yesterday, and I didn't catch it.

Yu Jun: Nothing. I won't live long.

Xiaoyi: Why?

Yu Jun: Because this mosquito can't breathe such fragrant blood in the future, can't stop on such delicate and fair skin, and because it can't make do with it and refuses to eat, it has been punished enough.

Xiaoyi: Mom, we went to sing today.

Xiaoyi: Did you sing? Too bad it wasn't you.

Xiaoyi: I sang. Then I went to the elevator to meet a classmate, and I met a shocking thing.

Xiaoyi: Ah, what do you say?

Xiaoyi: I heard nine sisters playing in a box, so I sang Nine Sisters and Nine Sisters.

Xiao Yi: It's normal.

Xiaoyi: But there is a phrase "beautiful sister" in the toilet.

It is said that one day, Xiaoyi came home crying.

Small jade: Dad, Xiaoxiang bullied me today.

Yu Jun: What, how did he bully you?

Fish: He always chats with the girl I like, which makes me very angry.

Yu Jun: Well, it's really Sean. Even his son is like him.

Yu Jun: Baby Xiaoyi, I really have a feeling of financial crisis.

Xiaoyi: What's the matter?

Yu Jun: Last month, I sold waste products, and the newspaper gave 0.9 yuan a catty and the beverage bottle a dime.

Xiaoyi: Not bad.

Yu Jun: But yesterday it became three beverage bottles. A catty of newspaper 0.4 yuan is equivalent to losing a lollipop.

Xiao Yi: Then when you sell newspapers in the future, tear the unwanted books into pages and put them in the newspaper.

Yu Jun: Hey, it pushed me to this point.

One night.

Yu Jun: Baby Xiaoyi, do you think Xiaoyi likes you or me?

Xiaoyi: How should I know?

The next morning.

Yu Jun: Xiaoyi, do you like mom or dad?

Xiaoyi: Um ... give me a lollipop.

Yu Jun: Here you are.

Xiaoyi: Give me another one.

Yu Jun hesitated for a moment: Here, here.

Xiaoyi: I like Mommy.

Yu Jun collapsed: Why, I gave you two lollipops.

Xiaoyi: Mommy says that as long as I say I like him, all your snacks are mine.

Yu Jun: Martial arts! ! ! !

Xiaoyi winks: Why?

Yu Jun: Nothing, nothing, you are so beautiful today.

One night, XiaoYi watched Yu Jun all the time.

Yu Jun: Xiaoyi, you have been very strange these nights. Why do you keep looking at me?

Xiao Yi: Do you think I am not good at expressing myself?

Yu Jun: Yes, as long as I keep looking at you, I am very happy.

Xiaoyi: Yu Jun, that's very kind of you.

Yu Jun: Hehe.

Yi: I don't want to just say "I really want to say I love you again" one day later.

I will always say "I love you". From now to the future.

Yu Jun pinched Xiao Yi's face: As long as you are still a person who is curious about art, the world will not be too bad.

At night, at night.

Yu Jun: Baby Xiaoyi, do you remember the last time we went to Changsha to perform?

Xiaoyi bowed her head shyly: I remember.

Yu Jun: I remember that, too. Let's eat delicious shrimp, fried frogs, pickled green beans …

Xiaoyi glanced at him: I want to recall the good times when I was with you. I didn't expect you to talk about food so rudely, you dim sum.

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Yu Jun: "Xiao Yi, be careful when eating bubble gum. Swallow it and die. " .

But xiaoyi ate it and swallowed it.

At this moment, Jun Yu Xiaoyi is talking to Well Lee.

Xiaoyi: "Xiaoyi, why don't you speak?"

Xiaoyi: "Mom, I'm waiting to die ..."

Xiaoyi: Dad, I'm going to buy new clothes.

Yu Jun: Go ahead, let mom go with you.

Xiaoyi: Mommy, I'm going to buy new clothes.

Xiaoyi: Sure, what kind of clothes to buy.

Xiaoyi: Buy a sleeveless vest. I want to wear it with pants.

Yi: No problem, but you have seen a vest with sleeves.

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Xiaoyi: Mom asked me to come to you.

Xiaoyi: Who are you looking for? What are you doing?

Xiaoyi: Find a girl on the No.50 bus this afternoon. Her ringtone is your gray space, and the mobile phone pendant is a cute screen saver, which is a photo of you and your father.

Yu Jun: Do you want to ask her why she has such a good eye?

Xiaoyi: No, I just want to ask her what brand of mascara is.

Xiao Yi: We use the soymilk machine to make soymilk, but I am short of calcium. What should I do if my nutrition can't keep up?

Fish: People in China have survived without drinking milk for thousands of years.

Xiaoyi: Yes, I don't drink either.

Small jade: When the milk is cheap, I'll buy it and take a bath. I won't drink it.

Xiao Yi: We can keep a cow at home.

Xiao Ye Fish: Yes.

Yu Jun: I've seen dreamers, but I've never seen anyone who dreams with his eyes open in broad daylight.

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Topical foreign languages:

If God gave you an Aladdin lamp, what would you wish for?

A goldfish: 1. Give me countless wishes. 2. Being filial to you will always be happy. 3. Wait till I think it over.

Goldfish 2: Wu Qiong, be my slave. It is estimated that at that time, it is still unknown who will serve who.

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Topical foreign languages:

A goldfish: Ah, Yu Jun has gained weight again.

A goldfish 2: Yes, it's so fat. I want to grow as fat as him.

A goldfish 3: I want to, too, even in my dreams.

A goldfish 4: Waiting in line to dream is as fat as him.

Yu Jun: Little monkey, your father is so cute.

Xiaoyi: Children like Mommy as much as I do.

Fish: Natural powder is real powder.

Yu Jun: I just want to keep kissing-small mouth, big eyes and pink face.

Xiaoyi: There is something wrong with the little goldfish.

Wushu ~