Humorous language knowledge on the wine table

If a lady is invited to dinner, but she really has no time or conflicts, if she politely says "thank you, another day", then others will definitely laugh. Reminder: In this case, the lady should say "Thank you, another day". Because some words are really sensitive now: the first time you say one thing, the second time you say it may mean another; This tone means one thing, and the other tone means another. Alas, we China people are so inscrutable.

This "meanness" is not "meanness"

This is a common sentence on the wine table here. Because when pouring wine, pour it along the glass wall to avoid splashing foam. "Glass wall" and "mean" are homophonic, so everyone simply calls this "mean", which is humorous and adds fun, and secondly, the essentials of pouring wine are easy to remember.

"Under the skirt" is not what you think.

Here, most wine glasses have frosted patterns, and there is a circle similar to a pleated skirt at the distance from the edge 1/3. Three or five friends get together. If you let the other person have a big drink, you will generally say that you should drink below the skirt. Haha, it's similar to the above statement.

"cock and hen"

Chicken, duck and fish are usually served at banquets. Familiar friends will help each other with food. In fact, everyone is tired of eating these big meat and big fish at present. But if you give a man a drumstick and say, "This is a hen ...", friends will accept it gladly. If you give a woman a drumstick and say, "This is a rooster …", although the ladies are embarrassed on the surface, they may like it in their hearts, which will greatly increase their appetite and attract the opposite sex, haha.

Everyone knows that "you can make up what you eat"

In fact, everyone knows that "what you eat is what you make up" is a false proposition that is not very scientific, but friends at the wine table still talk about it. If he has kidney deficiency, I will give him a "fried kidney flower" so as to drink less and eat more vegetables and avoid waste. Ha ha.

"I'm in a terrible place."

Everyone has individual differences, and so does the amount of alcohol consumed. After three or five ounces of liquor, some people have already started Guan Yu's reincarnation, drunk and even stagger; And the amount is large, but it is uncomfortable to drink. You may only drink 1/3 or half of your capacity, and then hook up with wine. It seems that in the process of husband and wife sex, the prelude such as caressing has been completed and has not yet entered the "topic". If he is stopped from drinking at this time, he will say "enough", but he will complain in his heart: "This guy is not kind." But let him drink it again, and he will drink it at once. Sometimes the situation is really difficult to grasp, haha.

Alcohol is "unpalatable but not soft"

At first, the wine bureau was generally modest. The more you respect him and let him, the less he will drink, and he will find 1000 reasons to prove that he can't drink. But when you drink to a certain extent, the more you command him to drink, or even "tolerate" him, he will drink happily. This is "eating hard but not eating soft". Speaking of home, it's all alcohol, haha.

In order to enjoy "climax after climax"

Wine over thirty, food over five flavors. For fun, we usually guess the boxing list or dance with karaoke. This is called "climax after climax". In passion, performers will also ask for flowers and applause. Others sound like brotherhood of the wolf, but they are actually "intoxicated". Needless to say, this guy must have been helped back. I'm not afraid of your jokes. I've made a fool of myself several times, haha.

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