Children's joke stories with implications.

Children's joke stories with implications.

What meaningful children's joke stories have you heard? The following is a meaningful children's joke story I brought. Let's enjoy it together

Children's joke story with moral significance: children kiss.

The little girl is four and a half years old. I took her to kindergarten this morning. While in the car, the little girl suddenly asked seriously, "Mom, do you know which two people are the most beautiful in the world?" Mother replied, "One is Snow White, and the other doesn't know." Little girl: "The other one is you! Colleagues are ecstatic. " Five seconds later, the little girl said seriously, "Mom, I want to change a pair of roller skates …".

Achieve the same goal through different ways/means.

Xiaoming said to his friend, "My father is fierce and can hit people, but my mother never hits me."

The little friend said enviously, "Then your mother must love you very much."

Xiao Ming replied bitterly: "Not really. As long as I don't obey, she will give me to my father. "

Son's problem

A child asked his father, "Dad, does father always know more than his son?"

"yes."

"Who invented the steam engine?" The child asked again.

"Watt." Father replied proudly.

"So why didn't Watt's father invent the steam engine?"

Son, can't you have one?

My buddy is very obedient.

When he was a child, his mother asked him to buy steamed buns, told him that there were five steamed buns for one dollar, and then gave him one dollar to buy them.

But the steamed bread seller gave him six, and on his way home, he threw one away. ......

He still wants to eat.

John came home from school with dark circles under his eyes. His mother asked what was going on. John replied, "I had a fight with Bill."

Mother said rationally, "Tomorrow you bring a cake to Bill and apologize to him."

The next day, John brought back a bigger black eye.

"My God!" "Who did this?" Mother shouted in utter amazement.

John replied, "Bill did it. He still wants to eat cake. "

Little girl with brain damage

When taking the bus, a little girl in front took out a dollar from her pocket and wiped it on the card reader. Then put the money in your pocket and find a place to sit down and continue reading.

After the driver reminded her, she blushed, took out the bus card and decisively stuffed it into the coin slot. ......

What's wrong with children now?

I just went to the supermarket, just now ... a child, about four or five years old.

Holding a box of tt, crying!

The reason is that her mother will not buy it for him. ......

A lost child

One day, a child got lost and couldn't go home for a while. He had a brainwave and asked the policeman on the roadside.

The child said, "Uncle, I don't know the way home".

The policeman asked, "Where do you live, son?"

The child replied, "My mother only taught me to ask the police if I got lost, but didn't tell me where to live!" "

Because of this. ...

Mother asked Lingling to make sentences with "because" and "because". Lingling said: I want to eat Wahaha because my stomach is not sweet.

Dad is so happy.

The youngest daughter asked, "Mom, why did you hit me just now?"

Mother: "Beating is kissing and scolding is love, beating you is kissing you."

Daughter: "Oh, I see. That dad is really happy. My mother goes to my dear father every day. "

What hat did China take off?

The school organizes parents to observe students in class, and it is ok not to watch. At first glance, they are very nervous.

I'm having a moral class, and my nephew, an idiot, wants to show off, but he doesn't understand a word.

The teacher talked about the Olympic gold medal, saying that Xu Haifeng won the gold medal and took off China's hat.

Actually, it's the sick man of East Asia. He shouted mindlessly, "cuckold ..."

Uncle wants to say the name of alpaca in the Jianghu.

Evade primary responsibility and assume secondary responsibility.

Dad, is ink expensive?

Ah, no. What makes you think that?

My mother looks sad because I spilled some ink on the carpet.

How many vegetables are there in the vegetable market?

One day, the mother asked her son, "Do you know how many words there are in the alphabet?"

The son said, "I don't know!" "

Mommy was angry and said loudly, "How many years have you been in primary school? Learning English every day, don't you know how much vocabulary you have? "

The son looked at his mother and said, "Mom, you go to the market every day. Why don't you know how many vegetables are on the market every day? "

Obviously, look at the chicks.

After watching TV, I suddenly asked my mother doubtfully, "Mom, how big will the eggshell be when you hatch me?"

He's a psycho! "

When I got into the elevator today, there were only two children in it.

Trying to tease two children. So I took out my cell phone,

"Report, I have traveled back to 20xx.

No abnormalities have been found so far. OK,

I will continue to track down the whereabouts of cosmic demons. "

Sure enough, I felt that the children were shocked and secretly pleased.

As soon as the door opened, they ran out quickly.

Whispered, "Let's go, you're crazy!"

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