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What should I do if I meet a friend who advises me to drink?

1 stall for as long as possible. Sometimes, it's hard to refuse a toast at the wine table, but you can try to control how much you drink at the same time. You should try to make n drink the least amount of wine per unit time, because drinking two ounces in half an hour is absolutely different from drinking four ounces. When your drinking buddies attack you one after another, you might as well use more hi words to delay the time. You can talk about things that the other person is interested in, and you can also talk about family chores from the aspects of national affairs, astronomy, geography, history and humanities, which can force the other person to give up drinking, or let you chat or chat with you. As soon as this ocean comes, your purpose has been achieved.

2. Use food and food instead of wine. When the persuader and the persuaded are deadlocked, we might as well find another thing or thing to replace wine. For example, replace wine with tea, replace wine with songs, or replace wine with stories or jokes, and replace wine with certain foods. It is said that there is a way to replace wine with pepper in Mao Zedong. Every time a drinker drinks a glass of wine, Mao Zedong eats a pepper, and he can get drunk everywhere, but few people can eat peppers continuously. Mao Zedong surprised everyone by eating it, so he didn't have to drink.

3. Be strong in making friends. When there is a one-on-one situation on the wine table, the person who is advised to drink may wish to pull more friends present to help him out. For example, classmates, fellow villagers, same year, same sex, same experience, same background, etc. Can be used as a reason to change the situation of going it alone.

4. People who show weakness. This is the so-called "surrender without fighting" tactic? For example, as soon as I arrived at the scene, I declared to everyone that I didn't drink much, so please take care of me. If there are many acquaintances on the wine table, and everyone is familiar with them, then you can find a FH that has suddenly happened recently, such as poor health, occasional illness, drunkenness or the need to work overtime to write materials and so on.