Find a sketch or joke of six people. The sketch requires three men and three women, and the joke lasts about one minute.

Humor sketch script: Pupils sketch, 3 people perform lines. Time: One afternoon after school. Location: Internet cafe game hall. Character: Internet cafe (referred to as "old") Pupil Zhang Xiaozi (referred to as "little") Aunt of Zhang Xiaozi and middle school teacher Li (referred to as "Zhang") Scene: There is a wooden sign, a desk, two chairs, a computer monitor model and a feather duster standing at the entrance. In these Internet cafes, it is difficult to read some books ... Alas, such an excellent student ... (at the door of the Internet cafe, shouting) Boss Huang-Lao: Who? Oh, Miss Li! Today, you came to my Internet cafe to do your duty again? Li: No, I'm here for a home visit. Old: Forget it, Miss Li. Why lie in front of real people? Home visit? Looking for a student baby? Li: Not only home visits, but also looking for students. Old: Sorry, please go home for a visit. I am the shop here. As for finding students, you see, here, the paper says "No minors allowed!" "I am a good businessman who abides by the law, and there are absolutely no students in it. Although you, Mr. Li, are an adult, I only welcome customers. If you want to find a student, please show your "law enforcement certificate", otherwise-I won't accompany you. Li: I'm here to see your Yellow Emperor. Lao: Absolutely not. What? Looking for the yellow emperor? Even if we fight, it's in my house-the store, the store, and I take charge of the store. Other than that, there is no one at all. If there is, you slap me twice. (Welcome to the store, sit down in the chair in front of the computer desk, move the chair in, and cover the child tightly.) You see, no one spends it inside-well, except the two of us. Li: (looking around) I'm coming in. Is it a home visit or a shopping trip? Old: Oh, teacher, you are literate. Why are you talking like a book with us? Don't blame me for being uneasy. Your teacher can't beat the business of our internet cafe. Li: No matter how poor you are, neither can education nor children be poor. Boss, I told you to stay away from Internet cafes last time. What happened? Old: Hey? My Internet cafe is 20 1 m away from the gate of your school-I measured it with a tape measure-without violating the relevant regulations of "No Internet cafes within 200 meters around the school"? The whole baby, ahhh, playing games is the whole baby? Look at me, Huangdi. He is smart, has good academic performance and plays games well ... Li: I know. A saying circulated among students, "Time flies, Nandi Beggars in the North" refers to the four major game masters in our city, and "Nandi" is your home in the south of the city-the Yellow Emperor. Lao: Look, this game is good. You should have keen eyes, sharp fingers and a clever brain. You have learned knowledge and exercised your ability. I know my jokes about the Yellow Emperor like the back of my hand. Haha, my son has a good hand. Li: Not only celebrities, but also famous sayings. He tried his best to advertise in your Internet cafe, saying: The spider invited the mosquito to play, but the mosquito didn't go at first, and then the spider said: I went online. Then the mosquito left. He said that mosquitoes know how to surf the Internet. Do you think Internet cafes are attractive? Lao: (laughs) Smart ... Haha laughs ... Li: I know that your Yellow Emperor is smart. Lao: Of course. Li: I know that your Huangdi used to get good grades. Lao: Of course. Li: I know that your Huangdi is going to skip class and play games now. Lao: Of course. Hey, hey, what's up? Skipping class and playing games? Is this ... true? Li: Steamed? Still familiar. He didn't attend class all afternoon, okay? Old: Not good? Boss, I am still in high spirits when I play games at noon. He has a bad heart! I must have quietly stopped playing games! I only agree that he plays games and dares to go to class without class! I'm not going back to kill him! Li: You Huangdi asked for half a day off several times. Classmates reported that he just went to play games. Now, his grade is 160-you know, he used to be 10. Old: (angrily) Lao tze to find him at once! See which Internet cafe owner dares to let me play games with Huangdi, so I won't lift his shop! Li: So … what about you? Lao: (embarrassed for a while, walks to the platform and closes the shutter door) Whatever. Get him back first (the child is worried when he finds that he is going to close the door. He moved and pushed the chair and made a noise. ) Li: Which one? Lao: No one can get it. This is a mouse. Oh, no, it's a cat Li: Which one is it? Point it out yourself. Otherwise ..... (The child comes out trembling and stands with his back to Miss Li) Old: Miss Li, this is ... Li: Which school? Turn around. (The child turns around trembling and lowers his head) Li: You! In a rage, he picked up a feather duster from the table and lifted it to hit it. The child covered his head and ran to hide. ) old: (stop) gnome male-"! Protect the legitimate rights and interests of women and children! Pupils, not from your South Middle School, why do you care so much? Li: You ... (holding up the feather duster again and slamming it on the table) I'll handle it! Old: Hey, you have to understand that you are a teacher! As a teacher, you beat the students! I want to complain to you! (lifts his leg and walks out) Xiao: (pulls the boss) Uncle, no way.