That was... a basketball! Emma! The way the owner of that basketball looked at me! 17. When I was a kid, I was playing with my dad in the room. He was playing with a lighter, and then my dad burned th

That was... a basketball! Emma! The way the owner of that basketball looked at me! 17. When I was a kid, I was playing with my dad in the room. He was playing with a lighter, and then my dad burned the plastic bags while playing, and burned the leftovers. At one o'clock, I probably burnt my hand, so I flicked it, and later it burned the quilt and the mosquito net! My mother smelled the smell and rushed to put out the fire. She asked my dad what happened? My dad actually calmly said that I was playing with a lighter and got burned. Yes, I looked at my mother innocently and helplessly. She gave me a good beating. My father finally said, "Stop beating me. The child is not sensible." 18. When I was in technical secondary school, I had a class in the same grade. More than forty boys and one girl. She looks quite pretty. All male students carried out PK for a full half semester, from homework to daily breakfast to exams. All taken care of thoughtfully. In the end, the girl got close to a boy from another class. Everyone stopped talking to her in class the next day... 19. A man fell in love with a beautiful woman at a blind date, so he took the initiative to strike up a conversation and said: I feel like we have some kind of fate. He also said that he has a rich father. The woman chatted with him and asked about his family situation, but she never contacted him again. Later, unfortunately, the so-called fate came true - this beautiful woman became his stepmother. 20. A scolded B: "You are so shameless." B asked: "Do you want it?" A casually replied: "No." B laughed: "So you are shameless too." Humor to make your girlfriend happy Discourse 3 1. I want to make up a humorous story and tell you about the joke I have made for four years, but I am afraid that it will wet the clean autumn. Please forgive me. 2. Give me a happy mood, so that I can learn to smile; give me the stretch of my soul, so that I can learn to show my face; give me a peaceful mind, so that I can learn to be at ease; give me a message, so that I will no longer be numb; without you The days are filled with only worries. 3. Don’t be angry. Can I guess a riddle for you? You owe me five yuan, but you pay me ten yuan. (Use a polite word, can’t you guess it? The answer is...I owe (apology!) 4. I can’t bear to see you being nice to me, I can’t bear to not love you, I can’t bear to let go of my past memories and my current thoughts, I can’t bear to let you go The past bit by bit, I can't let go of the happiness you gave me. I don't want to lose you, let alone lose you. Forgive me. 5. I can't help loving you; I can't help thinking about you; I can't help hurting you; I don't want to lose you. Regret is heartbreaking; I beg you, forget the past; I hope you can let go of the past; waiting for you, the world will be broken; forgive me and send you a message! 6. I think I will still love you as much as I do now. 7. I didn’t intend to make a mistake. , it made you unhappy; it was purely accidental, please forgive me; I regret it in my heart, I sincerely apologize; I hope you accept it and give me a chance. I'm sorry, forgive my mistake, come back to me, don't be angry! 8. Forgive me! I was wrong. If you can't forgive me, then keep calling me and scolding me! I am willing to be scolded by you until I grow old! 9. There is a dormant period after a volcanic eruption, a buffering period after a quarrel and a quarrel. Reflection period. Reflection conclusion: I have a bad temper. Please try to improve it and give me a smile. 10. Baby, it’s my fault that I’m sorry for making you sad. I love you... 11. I love you with all my heart. The end will not change. 12. Think of the joy of watching the sun rise and set with me! 13. I am willing to wait for your smile like the warm sunshine in early spring. 14. My motivation is to see you every day. , and talk to you. 15. Only you understand my world. 16. I hide you deeply in my heart. 17. I know that love requires freedom, but I would rather stay with you and accompany you. Pass. 18. Add your heart to mine, and I’m willing to taste it even if it’s painful. 19. No matter in this life or the next, all I want is you. 20. The craziest thing in this life is to fall in love. You, my greatest hope, is to be with me for the rest of my life. 21. If I express my inner guilt, I am afraid that you will think I am worthless, but if I don’t say it, I will feel that I am worthless. 22. Please answer the phone immediately. , there is a sincere heart there ready to confess to you.23. When I am alone, I always regret our past, but when I face you, I make mistakes again and again. Can you tell me how to get rid of me? 24. Did I remember the wrong number? Have you silently recited the password to your heart countless times but still can't open it? I've tried remorse, I've tried praying, I've tried talking, I've tried crying, but they can't be opened, tell me what should I do? I panicked, you know? 25. I love you so much that I can’t help it; I miss you so much that I can’t help it; I hurt you so much that I don’t want to; I regret it so much that my heart is broken; I beg you, let’s forget the past; I hope you can let go of the past; I’ve been waiting for you forever; forgive me, please reply to this message! Love text messages 26. Day and night will not be able to stop our deep longing. 27. Sir, calm down! I realized that I was wrong, and it was my fault that caused the adults such pain. This is my heartache, and I will do my best to make you smile again! 28. I am so busy that I forget the time, but I am willing to accompany you to the ends of the earth. Even if I don’t live to be a hundred years old, I will say that I will love you for ten thousand years. If I can’t pick a star, I will still give you a piece of blue sky. My dear, no matter how the world changes, I will always be infatuated with you. 29. I’m sorry. I said something I shouldn’t have said, which made you very sad. I regret it so much. I will never say or do anything that makes you sad in the future. I just want us to be happy together. I really regret it. love you! 30. Forgive me! I know I was wrong. If you can't forgive me, then just keep calling me and scolding me! I intended to be scolded by you until I grow old!