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The 29th Hong Kong Film Awards-Chinese Subtitles of Wong Tze Wah Fragments

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Hey, hey, give more, give more (applause). I'm not used to it. More. Do you like that star? Call (his name), right? (Audience: Wong Tze Wah) Of course I am. If you like Liu Qingyun, shout it out and listen. Liu Qingyun shouted himself, this is a party. We are too quiet. Look, we should be very excited. Did you watch the clip of the thief of the years? Aarif Lee had a nosebleed while running. Why? Because he thought of his mother. Look at Wu Junru and Wu Junru at the scene. Take off your coat. I just saw you not like this. Those are not called low-cut, those are called high pants. But as a friend of Chen Kexin, I sometimes feel embarrassed. Sister-in-law, I don't know if I should see you. Ladies and gentlemen, the award I present tonight is called "Best Screenplay Award". Screenwriters have a hard job to do, that is, to change the name of a movie. I think some of our movie titles this year are great. First, think about eavesdropping. We have lived for so long, but we have only used eavesdropping (the word), eavesdropping, and we should also use eavesdropping. Eavesdropping is immoral, but it is legal. After Eavesdropping (this movie), Dong Chengyi was very successful, and everyone was very successful. We will start shooting "The Stealing Storm" and "The Stealing Storm", which are all movies that men like. This will change the culture of Hong Kong. From then on, those women will say, "I saw your husband stealing food." "How can you tell?" I stole another movie. I think the name is very strong. Think about it. You don't want to know how hard it is. Bodyguards and assassins Originally, this movie was called Fortress Besieged, Qian Zhongshu. People in the city want to come out, and people outside the city want to go in. People inside can't get out, and people outside can't get in. Too literary, not enough for Donnie Yen. Therefore, it is necessary to change the name to Fortress Besieged in a few months to make some noise. What about that month? Think of your headache. March? Besieged in March, the weather is wet (feeling). April? I really want to win the prize, besieged city in April, and I want to win the Academy Award. May? It's too political. There is an election in May. June? This is also a very sensitive time, and July is also a very sensitive political time. Think about it, how many months do you want? December? Christmas insurance to protect Santa Claus? Finally, it reminds them that beginning of autumn's "bodyguards and assassins" is really about Nicholas Tse at dawn, Jacky Cheung at dawn, Jacky Cheung at Tony Leung Ka Fai and Tony Leung Ka Fai at Donnie Yen. There are so many actors in this film that it can be made into 72 tenants. You want another one. It takes courage to change the name of some movies. Shinjuku incident, that's a bold name. This movie was originally called "Cruel and Helpless Things that China People Dare Not Face", and another name is "No, Jackie Chan split people up! "Or simply" Young and Dangerous Jackie Chan "must be very popular. But they don't want (these names). What do they want, shinjuku incident? What event? Shinjuku. What are the activities in Shinjuku? Noodles? Buy clothes? The quality of your film is very good. You don't need to change a special name. Shinjuku incident is enough. (This name) has courage and confidence. Another film worth talking about, Night and Fog in Tin Shui Wai. Think about it. At present, the most affordable place in Hong Kong is Tin Shui Wai. The Chief Executive told us that if we can't afford this place, we should buy one farther away, that is, Tin Shui Wai. However, there is a real estate company called Xu Anhua, where a building called "Night and Fog in Tin Shui Wai" was built to let everyone know that it doesn't have to be called King's Landing, only when it is famous can it have French flavor. Night and Fog in Tin Shui Wai is too Paris. Basically, you have the courage to change your name to Tin Shui Wai or something in Hong Kong. I think you should win an award, or Jordan Road or something. In short, if you change your name with a place name in Hong Kong, you should win a prize. It is difficult to change the name, and it is even more difficult to write (a script). ATV is really good. I can talk as long as I want. How long can I talk? It's not fair. Let's talk about ATV instead of wireless, because if he talks to me casually every year, it's not a good thing for ATV. Back to the point, it's difficult to write a script. Five friends who have gone through hardships have written five good plays this year. Let's see what they are. (Best Screenplay: bodyguards and assassins by Guo,, and Chen Tongmin; Wei Jiahui and Kin Yee Au's Rebirth; "Accidents" in Situ Jinyuan, Lik-Kei Tang and Yinhe Workshop; Alex Law's Thief of Time; Who is the best screenwriter, Siu Fai Mak or Zhuang? It turned out to be the special effects department. The stuntman who has the most time is called "time" because he is a "thief of time", Alex Law!