College students sleep naked outdoors to escape the heat. Girls’ faces turn red with shame. Is it really that hot?

★☆A summary of the latest 22 hilarious jokes★☆I wish you happiness after seeing it!!! 1. When I was in high school, after class, the classmates rushed outside to pack lunch. In order to arrive before others, a girl took a shortcut, but the manhole cover in front of her was not properly covered and she fell down! After a while, she held on to the edge of the well and climbed up. She was very embarrassed. A junior high school child walked by in horror. She suddenly got wise and said while climbing: Hey! It’s really hard to cultivate... ★☆　　 2. When I was in middle school, I was bitten by mosquitoes while sleeping naked in the summer. I felt extremely itchy in class, but I couldn’t reach in and scratch it, right? It hurts so much! During class, I stole a box of cooling oil from my classmate (a girl) and rushed to the toilet. After applying it, I regretted it——that, my DD raised my head and said nothing and never went back! The lack of clothes in summer couldn't stop me, so I had to bend down to move to the room, sit down and lean against the desk, not daring to move. The cooling oil had such a strong smell that my deskmate asked sharply: Did you steal my cooling oil? Where did you apply it? ! ——I would rather die than live! I just opened the Coke and took a few sips. After shaking it, I had a spurt. I blocked my mouth and persisted until it finally sprayed out from my nose. ★☆　 3. One day I got on the bus with a good friend. The front was full, so I ran to the back and sat down when there were just two seats left. There were two middle school boys sitting in the front row. After one stop, a woman in her 20s led a 7 or 8-year-old boy onto the bus. (Later I found out that this was her child, :() There was no seat, so I stood next to the two middle school students. After a while, the child got angry and said that his legs hurt. The middle school student stood up and gave up his seat to the child. The middle school student said, "Let the child sit on your lap." After a few stops, a very beautiful girl came up. Very sexy. Low-cut, short skirt. The bus was driving, and the child suddenly yelled at his mother: "Mom, my brother's pussy is moving! It's the same as dad's." Haha! There was a commotion in the car. The middle school student was so embarrassed that he grabbed his classmates and shouted to the driver: "Ring the bell!!" (He wanted to open the door, haha) Then he got off the car. ★☆　 4. When I was in high school. I woke up at home and ate two oranges at noon. My fingers turned yellow after eating, and I went straight to school without washing my hands. When I was with my classmates in the afternoon, a classmate said, "Why are you so disgusting?" , I wiped my fingers after I pooped!” I said, “It’s not poop, it’s because of the oranges I ate at lunch.” After that, I rubbed my fingers. Within two days, the whole school knew that there was a poop in our school. I wiped the feces with my fingers, and when it was dry, my classmates would often rub their fingers and say it smelled like orange ★☆　 5. One day I was walking on the street with a beautiful friend. Suddenly a vendor came over and said to my good friend: Hey. Sister, come and take a look. There is a new movie. My friend was furious... So what? Do I know you? ★☆　 6. When I was eating in a hotel, I felt anxious during the meal, and the waiter said enthusiastically: Our hotel There is no bathroom, so you can go to the public restroom opposite. We have an agreement with them. When you get there, you will say that you are 'eating'! ★☆　　 7. One day, a female friend of mine came over and said to me: "I'm depressed. "Hemorrhagic bleeding?" I asked. "It's just heavy menstrual flow!" Answer. Oh, as a man, of course I don't know what "bloody bleeding" means. Two flowers bloomed, one on each side. A few days later, My boss, who hadn’t given me a salary increase for several years, suddenly gave me a salary increase. I was sitting in the office happily holding my pay slip and said, “It feels like I haven’t had my period for several months, and today I suddenly had a menstrual cramp.” When I looked up, everyone in the office was staring at me... ★☆　 8. In my senior year of high school, the teacher was talking about organic chemistry and polymers and drew an example on the blackboard. "Phthalate key", I told everyone that this is a "eunuch", let's press "Methyl" on him, and everyone laughed. ★☆　　 9. I am studying computer science in college.

In the computer internship, everyone was crazy about CS while the teacher was taking a nap. Our captain couldn't help but get excited and quickly established a local area network. It was a classic dust2. The captain yelled: I'm cheap (build), I'm cheap (build), don't follow me. I grab it. ——! Don't worry, my captain, we won't compete with you. ★☆　　 10. I had a boyfriend when I was in college, and we only dated him a short time ago, so I never went to his dormitory. One day I went to his dormitory to find him in an emergency. When I opened the door, I found that he was in the whole dormitory. Since He and his dormitory were not familiar with each other, I was a little nervous and asked him where he was. But for some reason, I blurted out: "Where is my man?!" The whole dormitory was silent for 10 seconds, and I rushed out of the door. ★☆　 11. This is really embarrassing! During the May Day holiday this year, my mother and I went to the mall together. We walked around for a long time. Later, I walked to a sports shoe counter and my mother asked me to try on a pair of shoes. I was so tired that I even felt like I was not very clear. ~~~Maybe it’s because I tried on pants too much before. Without saying a word, I started to unbuckle my belt, and then naturally pulled down my pants. Oh my god, my mom called out, “Hey, what are you doing!” ! Only then did I come back to my senses! The shoe salesman looked at me dumbfounded. I was really...ah! My face is as hot as a roasted pig! What a shame! ★☆　 12. I had my first menstrual period (menstruation) when I was 13 years old. I was embarrassed to remove the sanitary napkin by myself, so I asked my mother to help me do it. But... I felt that it was very embarrassing to tell my mother. In the end I called my mother and hesitated for a long time. I finally got up the courage to say to my mother: Mom, I’m pregnant (Actually, I wanted to say, “Mom, I’m in trouble.” But when I got nervous, it turned out...) My mother’s eyes widened. What do you say to me? ah? I blushed immediately, eh... so depressed★☆　　 13. When I was in high school, I had lunch with my friend near the school. He ordered a bowl of lasagna, and the other friend was drinking Coke, and then someone told a joke. , the Coke drinker choked with laughter, and the Coke dripped from his nose.

The friend laughed at the other person's embarrassment, but who knew that a piece of bread spurted out from the nostrils! After graduating from college, I still couldn’t help but want to laugh every time I saw him★☆　 14. One time, something suddenly rushed towards me outside a store outside the station. A man hurriedly shouted to Comrade to pack a sanitary napkin for me. Both the salesperson and I were stunned. Then I thought there was nothing I could do to help his wife. The salesperson immediately handed him a pack of daily sanitary napkins. He was so anxious that he said it’s not this kind. I don’t want this kind. I want men’s sanitary napkins. I’ll talk to that one. The salesperson was so overwhelmed...For men★☆　 15. During the vacation, I went to a classmate’s school. She was a girl. She walked with me in the school. When we passed a toilet, she asked me to go to the toilet. Then I said I wanted to go too. Let's go. So I turned around and walked towards the men's room. Suddenly, she stopped me, took out a pack of tissues from her bag, and said, there is no paper in it, have you brought it? After that, she stuffed the paper into my hand. .. Then we looked at each other, looking at... She seemed to suddenly react, blushed, and said, just use it to wipe your hands... I kept muttering in my heart: You don't know that boys only need to shake twice. Is that enough...★☆　　 16. There is a fool near the work. It seems that some kind of surgery damaged his brain all of a sudden, so there are problems with his nerves and brain. This person sees people every day, no matter whether he knows them or not. People I know always ask after people: Is that right? Isn't it? Isn't it? ． ． ． Just these two words can catch a person and ask him N times. Once I met him at the door of my work after get off work. I was in a hurry to do something. He came over and I saw that he seemed to want to talk to me. I quickly said: Yes, yes. Yes,. ． ． In the end, the fool only said two words. ． ． Stupid ． ． I almost fainted ★☆　 17. What happened in junior high school... Two classmates (deskmates) got into scoldings for some reason. One scolded the other and said, "My deskmate is a NB!" The other person got angry directly. , and yelled back: "Your deskmate is the NB!" The remaining one of us next to us couldn't stop laughing... ★☆　 18. When I was in Chinese class, the text was about the dangers of the environment, and something about it was leaked. The pollution is serious and so on. Talking about the emotional point, the 40-year-old Chinese language aunt angrily slapped the stage and said loudly: "You humans! You don't know how to protect the environment!!" The whole class is petrified★☆　 19. When I am studying in college, next year Before the winter vacation, I had to go to the gymnasium to queue up for train tickets. One year while queuing, I suddenly felt someone stabbing me from behind. I looked back and saw that it was the classmate behind me who was handing me a note. When I opened it, it said, "I am about 20 meters behind and wearing a red sweater." The girl..." I searched carefully and found her. Her face was rosy and she was very cute. She was exactly the type I liked. Her eyes were full of expectation and shyness, and I thought to myself, "Hey, is my handsomeness even alarming? The beauties come here because of it.” So he hurriedly read the content on the back of the note, “I have extra berths for Hangzhou. If anyone wants one, please pass the note forward...” ★☆　 20. One person at night. When passing the cemetery, he saw a fire and thought it was a ghost fire, so he threw a brick. The fire moved to another grave. The man threw another brick and heard "***?" ?★☆　 21. A new clerk memorizes formulas in everything he does. An old lady bought a bottle of soy sauce. The clerk said: "I'll charge you xx yuan. I'll give you xx yuan. Do you need a straw? Old lady." I fainted immediately... ★☆　　 22. Once after school, my deskmate asked me to go to dinner with her. Before leaving, she kindly reminded me to "go to the bathroom." I was probably just thinking about eating at the time, so I blurted out, "I don't want to go to the toilet." "Hungry"... I looked back and saw that my deskmate was laughing so hard that he was squatting on the floor~★☆