Look at the circle of friends in cross talk

Look at the cross talk in the circle of friends (selected 63 sentences) 1. Little girl, smile at uncle, and uncle will smile at you if you don't smile. 2.0 14 flight, internship experience, Fan Wen from Xizhimen to Daxing Huangcun, fare 5 yuan, please board. What do you mean by that? The flight attendants will shout when they stand there. Let's go, let's go. There are big seats, there are big seats. 3.20 17 The most popular cartoon sketch. 4. Buy a PHS to make a phone call, and the first person who scolds the street is to apologize. Buy a copy, buy a genuine copy, buy a pirated copy, fast forward and fast backward. Buy a washing machine with two rollers, one for rice and the other for noodles. 5. How are you? Why? How old are you? -Why is it always you? 6. If I were a star in the sky, you would be the sun; If I were insulin, you would have high blood sugar. I am Pleasant Goat, and you are Big Wolf. I am an apple, and you are lust, caution. I am an orange in Guangyuan, and you are Sanlu's milk powder; I'm Edison Chen ... 7. As soon as I enter the room, I'll drink! Look at this old woman, her hair and the face of the child, and her spirit! Sitting cross-legged on the kang, holding this "Jin Ping Mei" in his hand ... 8. Catch the toad and squeeze out melatonin. "I just smoke a little more frequently. Later, I watched a health program on TV, saying that smoking is harmful to health and easy to die suddenly. Scared me. One bite and one poke, from then on ... "Quit smoking?" "Don't watch this program again." 9. There is only one quilt at home-as big as a mask. Hold the baby's navel, hold it, baby, stop it. What about mother-in-law and wife? Oh, is this a death wish? Lie down, I'll go out and get you a quilt ... I brought two baskets of soil, poured it on my body, and rounded it with a shovel. Be careful when you turn over, don't freeze ... Oh, this bitch is doomed, who will bury me? What should I do? I found a pillow myself. Bricks are used as pillows together. There is a broken water tank at the door. Let me pull it over and cover it with a quilt ... 10. I'll introduce you to Yu Qian's father. At the beginning, it introduces Yu Qian's third-grade films. 1 1. Diligent, I just spend other people's coffee time drinking beer. 12. If you want to get rich, take off your pants first. 13. I'll drink as soon as I enter the room! Look at this old woman, her hair and the face of the child, and her spirit! I sat cross-legged on the kang with Jin Ping Mei in my hand ... 14. It takes a lot of effort to say cross talk, and I'm sweating. You see, people do not sweat, but they keep sweating. 15. Kara is a dog. I wrote it. I am going to write another one. Yu Qian is a pig. 16. If I don't beat you, I will turn against you. 17. You are in good health. You can tell at a glance that you will live to death. 18. His sword is cold, his knife is cold, his heart is cold, his blood is cold ... This grandson is frozen! 19. Go your own way and say who you want. 20. Only peers are naked hatred. 2 1. This head is the worst! /kloc-killed his father at 0/8 years old,/kloc-pushed his mother into the river at 0/8 years old,/kloc-died at 0/8 years old! After watching her for less than a minute, tears came down-"Sister, I think this is a misunderstanding …" 22. That's your father, I'm talking about your father! 23. These big girls are all dressed up. 24. I am a hooligan. As long as you give me money, I will do something for you, smash people's windows and throw shit. However, throwing shit costs more. It feels different to want to scratch your head and shit. 25. Jumping off a building is too dangerous. I studied it. The twentieth floor and the second floor have different effects. Second floor. Bang! Twentieth floor. Yeah ~ bang! 26. Don't hit him or scold him. Just asking for money, so we can discuss it. But to put it bluntly, if you exceed one dollar, you can kill the ticket. 27.20 17 The hottest cross talk story 28. There are more than 1000 traditional cross talks left by the old gentleman. After years of continuous efforts by our actors, there are still more than 400. There are still 300 paragraphs that are not allowed to be said, and there are paragraphs that conflict with building a harmonious society. 29. If you want to die, I will bury it. 30. This guy robbed the bank and drove on the North Third Ring Road. 5: 30 in the afternoon! When the police arrived, the traffic jam was very serious. 3 1. Huh? You don't know me? I am an artist! I have been an artist for over a week. 32. I went to Peking University. 33. The clothes worn by these big girls are hidden. 34. Forever and ever-Formalin, this bottle is yours. 35. Mr. Guo, you respect yourself. We only sell ourselves, not artists. It is not enough for you to have friends from afar. 37. The springboard Guo Jingjing gave her is called Wu. 38. Backward somersault for three and a half weeks, more than a month. 39. Everyone is familiar with marriage, which is an amateur activity loved by the broad masses of people. 40. My father was anxious and rolled up his sleeves: I'll fight with you. 4 1. Sister-in-law's prostate is uncomfortable. 42. My fence is very big, one side is inside, both sides are the same length, a big rectangle. 43. Hello, my name is Degang Guo. Guess who I am? 44. Confucius said: Good cabbage is arched by pigs. 45. Find a Go performance artist to perform for us. 46. I eat fast. I cheat my stomach: You are full, you are full. Don't think that all people with tattoos are hooligans, Yue Fei has tattoos. 48. While changing clothes in the car, someone was lying on the window. Look at this, big girl. You are anxious. Do you always watch people change clothes like this? The woman replied, do you always change in other people's cars? 49. Cooking with a sputum bucket is an innovation. Who dares to eat it? 50. Today is like July 7th. The God Bird met a foreign chicken. 5 1. My uncle is a stewardess. 52. In the past, the swimsuit was open to look at the ass; Now you can only see the swimsuit by pulling your ass off. It's too vulgar. 53. I belong to the underworld Please have pity on me. I stopped the woman who robbed on the road. I didn't know it was a laid-off woman until I asked. The more I talk about it, the more pathetic it becomes. Finally, I gave her five dollars. 55. Lie down where you fell. 56. She picked up her slippers and hit me. Oh, you think I'm Bush. 57. There are not so many artists. Now when it rains, the artist "whoops ~ ~ ~" appears along the wall. Is the artist out of dog urine? 58.20 17, the hottest new year's cross talk. Our family has many antiques, my uncle's slippers, pickles made by my grandmother, and my uncle's ashes. 60. I bought some Tang Bohu paintings, including beautiful scenery and Fuwa, a set of five ... 6 1. I bought Wang Xizhi's handwritten Chinese characters: One World, One Dream. 62. Shuttling through the places just visited, the wire stalks on both sides, swish, swish ... 63.8+07, the most popular New Year's cross talk segment.