Listen to foreigners telling humorous stories that will make you laugh to death

Two Americans are traveling in Spain. One day they went into a diner to have lunch. Neither of them spoke Spanish, and the waiter in the restaurant didn't speak English. They wanted the waiter to understand that what they wanted was two servings of milk and a sandwich. They said the word "milk" several times and spelled it again, but the waiter still didn't understand. Finally, one of them took out a piece of paper and a pencil and drew a cow. Before he finished painting, the waiter had already ran out of the restaurant. The man who drew the cow said to his companion: "You see, how useful a small pencil is when you encounter difficulties in a foreign country!" A few minutes later, the waiter came back. What he placed in front of the two Americans were two tickets to watch the bullfight. This joke once ranked number one in the world. An American was eating in a restaurant in China. When the waiter brought a plate of lobster, the American asked, "How do you deal with the leftover shrimp shells?" "Of course, throw them away," the waiter said. "NO! NO! NO!" The American shook his head and said, "In the United States, leftover shrimp shells are sent to factories, made into shrimp cakes, and then sold to you in China." After a while, the waiter served again On a plate of fruit, the American pointed to one of the lemons and asked, "What do you do with the leftover lemon peel?" "Of course, throw it away," the waiter said. "NO! NO! NO!" The American shook his head and said, "In the United States, leftover lemon peels are sent to the factory to be made into fruits, and then sold to you in China." When checking out, the Americans Chewing gum, he asked the waiter with a smile: "What do you do with the leftover gum?" "Spit it out, of course," the waiter said. "NO! NO! NO!" The American shook his head and said proudly, "In the United States, the chewed gum is sent to the factory, made into sets, and then sold to China." The waiter asked impatiently : "Then do you know how to dispose of used condoms in China?" "Of course we throw them away," the American said. The waiter shook his head and said: "NO! NO! NO! In China, used condoms are sent to factories, made into chewing gum, and then sold to you in the United States." I saw a strange phenomenon. Some people in my family have accomplished the following things in the near future: 1. Successfully fell in love; 2. Successfully negotiated business; 3. Got promoted and made a fortune; 4. Feeling comfortable; 5. Family harmony; 6. Good health 7. Everything goes well. These people are the brothers and sisters who support first and then read, and then support after watching. Chairman Mao taught us: "When you see a good post, you must like it!" Chairman Mao's words are very reasonable. A killer points a gun at a person and says: What is 1+1? The man thought for a long time and replied: equal to 2. "Bang" the killer killed him and said: You know too much... An American, a Japanese, and a Chinese were exploring in the jungle. As a result, they were all captured by the cannibal tribe. But the tribal chief said: "I am in a good mood today and I will not eat you, but you will all have to suffer a hundred blows, but before you get a blow, you can have a wish come true." The Americans were the first to suffer the blow. He said: "Before you get on the board, please give me a cushion first." After putting it on, the boards fell like raindrops; at first, 70 boards were okay, but after 70 boards, the cushions were smashed, and then the boards were bloody... After the fight, America Lao left with his hands full. After seeing this, the Japanese asked for 10 mattresses. After 1, 2, 3...100, the Japanese stood up, patted their ***, everything was fine; then they boasted about their ability to imitate and recreate, and wanted to sit back and watch the Chinese show. . The Chinese slowly lay down and said leisurely: "Come on, put the Japanese on my back."...