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Don't look back, I only love your back.

1. Smart women deal with men, stupid women deal with women.

2. Format yourself just to delete you.

Sorry, the subscriber you dialed is married.

Zhuge Liang never led a soldier before he came out of the mountain. Why should I have work experience?

Dinosaurs that degenerate three times a day are the strongest wastes in human history.

Mom, I have never seen anything so archaeological. Can be used as a world heritage.

7. If you don't eat your own condom now, you can play with others. Inspirational Quotes

8, riding a white horse is not necessarily a prince, he may be a Tang priest; The one with wings is not necessarily an angel, he may be a bird man.

9. Do you think I will watch you die? I'll close my eyes!

10, the intelligence test is to see how stupid you are.

1 1. Life is about being born and living.

12, how much sorrow can you have, just like a group of eunuchs going to a brothel.

13, although I believe in vows of eternal love, I don't necessarily believe you.

14, even without distance, love is a long run.

15. The person in the dream wakes up and goes to find him.

16, the piano, chess and calligraphy are not good, and washing and cooking are too tiring.

17, if people don't attack me, I won't attack; If people offend me, comity three points; If people force me again, I'll give you an injection; People still attack me and kill the grass.

18, a person's life is like taking a shit. Sometimes you have worked hard and all you can pull out is a fart.

19, people who are too rational will definitely miss the opportunity to go astray and the beautiful scenery along the way brought by mistakes.

Without hard work, comrades, the revolution will certainly succeed.

2 1, I am not a casual person! But whatever, it is not a person! Han Han's classic quotations

22. I drown my sorrows in wine, but this damn pain taught me to swim.

23, I want to puppy love, but it is already late.

24. My greatest skill is to use cheap things and expensive effects. Such as camera, microphone, and myself.

25, you have not been loved, you will cherish those who love you in the future.

26, don't look back, my brother loves only your back.

27. Dissatisfaction is a substitute for vacancy, which makes people have a constant desire to climb up in comparison.

28. Success is 3% talent plus 97% not being distracted by the Internet.

After breaking up with my predecessor: I'll go first this time and don't look back.

Boss, is money really that important to you? You talked for more than three hours and didn't leave a penny behind?

2. Good-looking people are young, and bad-looking people only have acne?

3. Learning is not enough, but teaching is difficult. (Book of Rites)

I'll go first this time and don't look back.

No matter how hard you work today, the leaves will still fall tomorrow. So, do your best today and live in the present.

6. There can really be pure friendship between men and women, as long as one kills and the other plays dumb.

7. The happiness we want is so simple that no one can give it to us.

8. How much yearning and suffering does a football-sized head have to bear?

9. Maybe it's because she walked into my heart and couldn't get over it, so everything is fine.

10. I haven't finished my homework. I have something to do. I have something to do!

1 1, life is cracked, and the sun can shine in. Only when there are bumps on the road can people become strong.

12, I have become able to miss you, but you said I was sensible.

13. Turn an angry mood into softness and a soft mood into love. In this way, the world will be more perfect.

14, people who can take the initiative to find you either miss you or beg you to do something.

15, what do you mean by letting everyone see our happy gift? You let me watch you and her happiness alone,

After leaving, don't look back if you miss it again.

Take a good look when you say goodbye, and then move on without looking back. You still have a future, don't you?

1. You can delete the green WeChat. After seeing the news, Qing sent a private message to Can Weibo to the effect that it would not be added after deletion.

The remnant replied: I see. Get rid of everything related to Sunny immediately.

Although there will still be memories, fortunately, the trance-like heart finally settled down a little and the days gradually returned to normal.

Can likes literature since childhood, and she also likes to write and draw on weekdays. She always thinks that writing is one of the ways to cure herself. Whenever memories strike, in order to better organize myself, I write down my Heqing story and post it on a writing platform.

Sunny saw it and left a message to explain. She found that Qing's head was actually changed, which she had been expecting before, but Qing liked that head very much and never wanted to change it.

Can was deeply moved. At that moment, she really wanted to say to Qing at once, let's meet again.

But she held back, fearing that her heart, which had finally settled down, would be disturbed again. If you know you can't handle it, why bother to challenge yourself?

In the next few days, Sunny will send her a private message on Weibo. There is a strong encouragement, approval and reluctance between the lines, which warms and affects the broken heart.

There is no denying that Jackie Chan likes Sunny and she is reluctant to leave. After thinking for a few days, she got up the courage to send a private letter to Sunny. I've almost adjusted. Can I add you to WeChat again?

I didn't expect a quick and sunny reply a few days ago, but this time it took a long time to say that today is another busy day. How about a few more days?

I can feel my face being hit. Adding a WeChat is nothing more than verifying something. Is it related to being busy? She obviously doesn't want to add it.

The next hour, she saw Sunny's comments and rewards among several friends in Weibo. She is really busy.

She suddenly realized that she was thinking too much. Sonny has no intention of reconciliation at all. She just didn't get used to it for a few days. After all, leaving is not a comfortable thing for anyone. At first, Sunny changed her avatar for this, and soon changed it back the next day. The sunny day at this moment, I am afraid I have already adapted to Jackie Chan's departure, and even adding a WeChat is regarded as a burden.

I closed my eyes and felt that I had been teased by wonderful and illusory imagination again, or that I had been romanticized again.

A nameless anger was irrepressibly ignited, which ignited her last nostalgia for Sang Ni and her heart as a dragon.

She turned off the sunshine, Weibo.

2. I can think of another friend, Yan, who also went through the process of separation and good farewell.

Yan is her colleague, and looks and personality are quite similar to Sunny. Perhaps it is this similarity that makes Can have a good impression on Sunny at the moment when he first met her.

But I was very close to Yan. They eat together, get off work together, go shopping together and go shopping together. When they are together, they have endless words. When they get home, they will send WeChat, like twin sisters.

Yan once asked Jackie Chan about a painful past, but Jackie Chan avoided answering. But driven by curiosity, Yan repeatedly tried and questioned. Out of trust in Yan and cherish this friendship, Jackie Chan finally said something stupid.

I can tear open Yan's old wounds without reservation, perhaps because this story is too heavy. After Yan heard it, she comforted a few words as if nothing had happened.

But Jackie Chan's wound was torn open and didn't heal quickly. At noon those days, she asked Yan to have dinner together as usual and wanted to talk to her. Yan is uncharacteristically, and every time she has a good reason, she no longer accompanies her.

Are you avoiding me on purpose? But finally asked.

I'm giving you time. Yan replied lightly.

When you start questioning something, the accuracy is always so high.

Can's heart suddenly twitched. You tore open my wound, peeped through it, satisfied your curiosity, then avoided it, and then told me lightly, giving you time to repair it yourself.

She held back her tears and walked out of the office. As soon as I arrived at the empty corridor, tears rolled down my cheeks, flowed to my mouth and then to my neck, salty and wet.

Half an hour later, Jackie Chan returned to his seat, looked through the chat records with Yan, and remembered what Yan said, and tears welled up again.

That was the first time Jackie Chan deleted Yan's WeChat.

3. For a long time after leaving Yan, I was immersed in grief and often unconsciously mentioned Yan in front of Zhang.

Zhang also knows Yan. You should forget Yan's reputation now.

But Yan's brain doesn't work.

Zhang went on to say that when she is unhappy, you have a chance to make up. Now that she is in the limelight, you have no chance.

She knew that Zhang was telling the truth, but she still refused to admit it.

Later, Yan's department employees left the company collectively, and Yan became a loner overnight. The new employee didn't make up for it so quickly, and he ran around the whole department alone.

With a distressed face, I put down what I was doing and walked to my desk. Is there anything I can do? I'm free anyway.

Yan looked up from a pile of official documents with gratitude in her eyes and said thank you.

In this way, they made up. After work, they started waiting for you, and I waited for you, moving forward hand in hand.

However, the friendship that has broken down is hard to recover after all. Although both of them were cautious, even cautious, they clashed and broke up again a few months later.

At that time, Yan had reorganized the department, which was stronger than before. Afterwards, taking advantage of his position, he pointed his finger at Chan many times and gave him little shoes to wear.

After this time, the two did not have any intersection, and even left a good impression.

A few years have passed, and now Yan has long since left that colorful memory, far like a myth.

Time can support us, but we can't. If you leave, you can't go back Even if you don't give up and miss it again, don't look back. You know, there will be no scenery you expect behind you.

People's intuition is always so accurate. At first, you can choose to leave without hesitation. In fact, you have long been aware of the incompatibility between you, otherwise you would not be so firm.

Don't trust memory too much, it will filter out unpleasant places according to your wishes, and then enlarge your favorite side at will, so that you can't forget it for a long time, make you regret it, and then have the idea of looking back. However, when you really look back, you will find that there is only endless loss to meet you, and even it is often accompanied by something called humiliation.

Don't overestimate yourself What you can't cope with the first time will still make you unable to cope with the second time. There is no better way for you to accept the unchangeable fact.

Don't covet the past scenery, and don't be easily disturbed by a casual remark. Doing it repeatedly is the most tiring thing. Don't flatter yourself. After leaving, the perfect TA has nothing to do with you.

Don't look back, you know the past is irreversible.

1. When a girl is at her best, there is no one she likes. The most charming moment for a girl is when she doesn't love you.

2. Maturity means that you magnified your feelings in the past, and now you can handle it yourself, even if the mountains are full of water.

No one knows how much I like you, but everyone around me knows that it is you I talk about every day.

If we meet again one day, don't say that I have changed, because you don't know that I can live better without you. I won't care too much, I won't doubt, I won't be jealous, I won't be swayed by considerations of gain and loss, because you are no longer my world, and my world has never seen you again.

5. The most embarrassing thing is knowing that you are a spare tire but you are still reluctant to leave.

6. The most reassuring thing is not that many people chase you, but that there is one person who will never leave no matter what you do.

7. I always thought that time could dilute everything, but I still fantasized that you would come back.

I would rather never meet you than forget it with tears now.

9. I have always felt that I am not single, but I have lost the person I like and haven't found it yet.

10, some people like the way you tie your hair, others like the way you tie your hair, so you hesitate to tie it or not, but you ignore it. People who really like you like all your looks.

1 1, no one really likes to be friends, just let friendship lie when love is hopeless.

12, how many people love you in the name of friends? A movie dialogue and an overseas phone call are staged. This is a love that has not yet started but has ended. I don't want you to see my secret love, just want you to hear my yearning. This is the way I love you.

13, there is nothing wrong with you, but you haven't waited for the right person yet.

14. People in the past were like moldy bread, fermented milk and overnight tea. You remember how beautiful it was, but you can't restore it. Don't look back, you know the past is irreversible.

15, we all have those years. When we love, we are desperate. When we are loved, we are unaware of it.

16, you didn't know I existed when I disappeared, you couldn't see my scars when I shed tears, you couldn't see my efforts when I gave up, you couldn't hear my voice when I was silent, it's always sad to love someone, but there are always people who insist silently.

17, love is very strange, I care about everything, and finally I can forgive everything; My eyes are crying for her, but my heart is holding an umbrella for her. Maybe this is love.

18, there is no such thing as a joke, all jokes have real ingredients. How many jokes are told in the truth? People who don't want to understand will never understand.

19, the most painful words in the world are: I love you, but ...; The sweetest words in the world are: ... but I love you.

20. I always want to give you the best in the world, only to find that the best in the world is you.