Funny sentences that amuse the anchor.

1. Love is complementary. When I think my boyfriend is bad because I am too good, I am not so angry.

2, don't wait, your Mr. Right won't come, he is a garbage, eating chicken online all day.

3. Why do people in China choose a good day to get married? Because there is no good life after marriage!

I have the ability to pick up girls, but I am a girl.

If you want to be chopsticks in the next life, you won't be lonely.

6. The awesome person is not how many backstage people have, but how many backstage people can do.

7. What eight words can make a man uncertain! A phone call will arrive! Come and drink, all women!

8. Wechat is all news, QQ is all push, and SMS is all 10086. Okay, I'm alone.

9. People still need to go out for a walk more, otherwise they don't know how comfortable it is to play mobile phones at home.

10, wallet, how did you lose your wallet? Answer my wallet, why have you lost weight again? Wake up.